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The marketing dept?
>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
The should have changed the name. It should be Kung Fu Kid. Who the hell thought it would be a great idea to keep the same name but completely change the whole movie?

>> ^conan:
wtf? why did they even name it "karate kid"? what has kung fu to do with karate? what china with japan? and head explodes


You didn't get the memo? I just did...all Asians are the same apparently.

wtf? why did they even name it "karate kid"? what has kung fu to do with karate? what china with japan? and *head explodes*

Yeah that and the last time I checked the Karate Kid wasn't 10 years old.

Anybody else thinking crane kick from karate kid?

If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it's about this karate champ who slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey.

it's on a shirt: (http://store.xkcd.com/reddit/)

I didn't even know there was a third Karate Kid movie. WTF!

Ok, for those of you who are curious but don't want to watch:

Snarky, sarcastic comments from Sensei White Trash.

Karate Kid-ish statements from the victim.

Blackbelt Marine attacks victim, I would say almost unprovoked, the victim claimed to be just doing a non-contact exposition, not a fight. The victim obviously brought a SuperSoaker to a gunfight. What he says is so out in left field, you don't need to know Karate to realize he's full of shit.

There is actually a fight, and the victim actually gets a couple decent hits in, but more dumb luck and speed than anything.

The victim gets pushed into a corner, and shoved by a couple students, but he is still on his feet, and DOES "say uncle". The fight should have ended there.

Blackbelt Marine still hammers away at the victim, knocking him down, possibly unconscious.

THEN THE PIECE OF SHIT, DISHONOURABLE, FUCKTARD STARTS HEAD STOMPING THE VICTIM.

Finally BM gets called off by the REST OF THE STUDENTS, not the Sensei, who is a bullshit fucktard in his own right for letting it go that far.

Then we are treated to a closeup of the 1/4 inch wide, non-stop trail of blood from where they dragged the victim outside.

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>> ^sillma:
that was more than 5 seconds you twat!


That's just the name of the series. There are dozens of these things, some actually 5 seconds, some near 30. I find the longer ones to be less funny though.

>> ^sillma:
that was more than 5 seconds you twat!


^quoting for emphasis.

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This just might be terrible enough to knock Karate Kid 2 off its throne.

yeah, you show 'em, karate kid!