For those of us of a certain age who now have that song in their head thanks to this video, here's a handy YouTube link to scratch the itch.

...some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused...

[throws some shapes]

>> ^KnivesOut:

It's genetic now, children are born understanding the true purpose of the internet.


Yes, it is indeed too late for you. What could not be won through strength of arms, we have taken by stealth and deception.

Never once did ask why our scratches itch so much. Never did you suspect that we were in actuality altering your very DNA!

A pity you were so clever. You've tipped our hand and we do so hate to move precipitously...

>> ^Dumdeedum:
20 on red collar!

I donno, man. Red's got the tail tucked and is doing most of the talking, while Oreo over there spends most of the video getting into prime attack position and has a tail that says "itching to put the hurt on."

DIE moscunto!!! I got completely fucked over a couple of weeks ago by these bastards, one whole week of feeling like the itch must be rooted in my bones it was so deep and horrendous! DIIIIIIIIIIE

I think that goes beyond itching... this foot is basically plugged into this dogs spine at this point.

*love *wheels

/me itches too.

Upvote even though my back itches something fierce now...

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
I had a feeling I might hear from you. Your cat is very cute as well, how old is he? Bee sure to check out my latest video. It's a cat in a sock. Crazy, right?
In reply to this comment by PlayhousePals:
I'm new here, just perusing the site. I had to comment when I saw such a creative selection for your profile pic! Excellent taste I must say


He just turned one on March 25. I have an orange tabby who will be 8 years and a Himalayan mix turning 16 this year. Seems I have a seven year itch when it comes to adding a new feline family member. Cat in a sock is definitely crazy! ... nice to meet you

At first I thought of course its an itch, but after a couple of additional views...I'm not sure anymore.

and people wonder why nerds aren't more popular.


It's funny, just yesterday I was looking at the Jedi version of this. Yes, I'm a nerd. There is a big part of me that totally wants to get stuff like this and other things like those lightsaber replicas and all that other junk.

But that's just it...this stuff is junk. It's a shameless cash grab to make Lucas even more wealthy than he already is. Yes, I have my nerd itches that want to be scratched, but...no....just no.

We'd be making fun of it if it was football-shaped and shot out a football rule book or something like that.

And before you respond, yes, I know this is just my opinion, we can all do what we want, blah blah blah. I'm just ranting, deal with it.

>> ^Bruti79:

I had a weekend like that once.


Like right now?

Think guy in front could have used a dose of being hit by a car to cure his anger issues. Nothing will cure you of making stupid decisions like getting run over by a car when you make one.

Guy in back was maybe a little too close, but he wasn't tailgating. Maybe he had his brights on or something but hell if the guy is that annoying, switch lanes. It's not like the guy in the lead didn't have opportunity to slide over a lane on multiple occasions.

Guy with camera never hit him, he kept letting off his brakes and moving forward over and over.

Unless guy with camera thought dude in front was having a heart attack or something and he threw his door open to get out to help...he knew he was doing something irritating and was itching for a fight.

So.....both of them are dumb, guy crashing into both of them was probably just trying to do the world a favor. Two pricks with one car if you will.

Paused when he said "Glenfidd-itch". Raged and left. Probably have profound issues.

Ah well, it was a shitty Billy Connolly impression anyway.

Looks like it has an itch on it's neck.

The apostacy grows..

2 Timothy 4:3

For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.


>> ^bobknight33:
Wow I feel sorrow for this man. What false foolishness.
As a man of the cloth and is held to a higher standard and he will be dealt with.
LORD have mercy on his sole.