Break a crust of bread up into the grease and poke it around to soak it all up, then give it to the birds.

I'd chime in with knowledge but the fact is nobody in the UK really knows if it's a good idea or not, and the vast majority don't care. Sadly there's a really loud minority who won't shut up about the bloody thing.

In the end I'm fairly sure we'll stay in, but the turnout is going to be super-low so there's a bit of uncertainty.

Of course Obama's an extremist, don't you remember when he enacted Sharia Law and took away all your guns? Or the incarceration and subjugation of all white heterosexual males? Or outlawed Christianity, Christmas and the US flag?

It's okay, we can just overthrow the government if they choose wrongly. No biggie.

The folk remedy I was told when doing hill runs at primary school was to pick up a rock, spit under it and put it back. It works quite well, though you can skip the spitting part and just bend over and it works the same.

Heh, I guess the end of the video where he promotes the show isn't doing the job! It's Adam Ruins Everything on TruTV, Tuesdays at 10/9c... which I think is some strange American hieroglyph to do with time.

I meant episode as in the full TV version. The YouTube clips are segments of the longer show re-edited slightly to be more standalone.

The neat thing about this episode is I was thinking they should have got the girl from Ask A Mortician in, then five minutes later she appeared!

If only we had a lot of people from a desert environment looking for a new place to stay!

It's also the location of a couple of sodding great horse statues - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/The_Kelpies,_at_The_Helix,_Scotland.JPG - which I confess I still haven't got round to going and visiting.

I'd prefer this be replicated more times and by different people before I'm going to take it as gospel. Sealing the top to avoid air currents, and having the pool empty straight down (no bend under the outflow) would help too.

Aye-firmative!

Now explain copper wire finger stabbings!

Weirdly human-centric narration.

I figured you'd be able to buy a Detroit city block for $1000 by now.