What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porche? I don't have a porche in my garage.

Who was the greatest jewish cook? Hitler.

How do you make a chicken roll? Kick it down a hill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

4 jokes, each with a punchline of violence or sexism in some way, shape or form. A Holocaust joke, a sexist joke, a dead baby joke, and an animal cruelty joke. All 4 of those are still things that exist "Now". There's still victims of the Holocaust, miscarriages and murdered children happen all the time, and people still kick chickens, and women driving jokes have been around since, well, women started driving.

It's NOT because of the joke that people do these things, it doesn't perpetuate it, it doesn't do anything to alleviate the levity of the issue, and yet we still consider these okay. However, there's apparently ONE thing that is not okay, only because it could possibly make light of the situation. Everything is okay, or nothing is. Dead Children is bad, Animal Cruelty is bad, Sexism is bad, Rape, just as bad as any of those.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
Well if your name was AAAHHWYUEYUEYEYEYYYEWEEEUUUUEEEEEE
You'd run away too...

Why does Helen Keller wear skin tight pants? So you can read her lips!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Polio! she had everything else.

Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blind, too.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

nyuck nyuck nyuck

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Rare 1930 Clip of Helen Keller speaking with Anne Sullivan has been added as a related post - related requested by silvercord on that post.

HELEN KELLER SPEAKS OUT has been added as a related post - related requested by silvercord.

unless you are trying to assassinate Helen Keller...there 'aint gonna be much sneaking up on being done.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

Helen Keller's favourite colour is Chuck Norris

Most textbooks today already ARE whitewashed versions of actual history. Historical figures are presented and mythical hero's who either surpassed incredible odds at great peril, or were practical saints. Here's just a couple bits you will almost certainly never learn in a high school classroom.

a) Helen Keller - Blind and Deaf, everyone has probably seen the scene where she learns finally how to sign under the water from a pump. What you don't know was that after graduating from college she joined the Socialist Party and hailed the coming of Socialism. (She had good reasons for this, look her up if your interested)

b) Woodrow Wilson - Despite receiving a large black vote into office, the man created many policies that were as he was in fact, extremely racist. This cause at least in part, the large resurgence of white supremacist racism during the late part of his term and afterwards.

I could go on about the atrocities that Columbus committed as well. The plain fact is that US History as taught in high school today centers EVERYTHING on Europe having "accomplished" everything first. And this crazy overprotective moron wants to whitewash it even further.

Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!

you're not as stellar as Helen Keller, or Old Yeller. but you are indeed cool like the wine in my cellar. can I get that Klondike?

^Quantumushroom it's hard to tell if you're being sarcastic or if you actually believe what you're saying because it sounds so ridiculous. I'm sorry but to suggest that Fox is somehow above bias is just flat out ignorant.

"People don’t like to think, if one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant."
— Helen Keller

I conferred with a friend last night, we feel that Helen Keller Fuck Switch needs to be a real band.

Mildly offensive to some, politically incorrect to others!
My white, cracker ass thought they were funny!




Old jokes I remember from "Totaly Gross Jokes Vols. 1-8"

Q: What is red and white and hangs in trees?
A: A baby that has been run over by a snow blower!

Q: What is black and white and ugly all over?
A: Sister Mary Fuckface

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: He got tired of being called "aaaaahahagaahjsjhd"

Q: If gravity causes a womans boobs to sag, why don't men's testicals sag?
A: Because the suction in their brains keep yanking them back up!

Thank you, and good night!

I like blaming Helen Keller for a lot of things...like traffic, the economy, and when Subway gets my sandwich wrong, but giving her credit for the devil horns is ridiculous.