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Xbox One Kinect Calls Foul on Bad Language

TheFreak says...

Some people in this discussion are expressing pretty negative reactions towards XBox One and Kinect 2.0 over this feature.

Guess what. It's the game developer who added this feature, not XBox or Kinect. Go complain to 2K Games.

But then, that would have occurred to you if you didn't have such a hardon for bashing XBox. Still want to bash Microsoft over this? Oh, wait...PS4 has the same feature in these games! If you're the type of person to go into a rage spin over something like this then turn the feature off.

OPT OUT!!

mxxcon says...

With TSA's porno-scanners essentially you have this situation http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410450/security-breach

Whereas with sexual assault groping, you can make things better by making it as uncomfortable as possible for the groper. Wear old, smelly underwear so that they get a nice whiff of your junk. When they start molesting you, you start moaning and get a raging hardon.

2nd paragraph I full agree, pointless name dropping. Maybe he was nervous and that was the best he could say.

xxovercastxx said:

So opt out of the full body scan and get groped by a stranger instead. I'm not sure that sounds like freedom to me. I want a third option: get on the plane and take my chances.

Bermas is generally a crazy jackass, but he's mostly on point here. Why is he spouting off marketing buzz to the cops, though? "We're going to be on Alex Jones! We're the most popular alternative news site in the country!" As if the sheriff is going to say, "Fuck, really? We were going to arrest you but if you're going to be on Alex Jones, I guess this is all good."

QI: What can be Seen from the Moon?

How penis erection occurs

Shepppard says...

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

>> ^Fusionaut:
But why always in the morning??

I bet most of the time when you wake up with an erection, you also need to pee, right? It stops you pissing the bed while your muscles are relaxed during sleep. It can take all night for your bladder to fill, so you notice it when you wake up.


I'm gonna go ahead and say you're flat out guessing, because if that were true, then girls would also wake up with a raging hardon.

A whole different meaning to the LHC

A whole different meaning to the LHC

A whole different meaning to the LHC

Vi Hart on the "Proof" of Pi = 4

Vi Hart on the "Proof" of Pi = 4

Pilot in fighter jet ejects SECONDS before crash in Canada

AeroMechanical says...

I thought those sorts of maneuvers weren't really possible without thrust vectoring, and I don't believe F-18's have thrust vectoring (though it may have been added in an update or later models). Anyways, it's kind of a good thing he ejected while facing away from where the giant fireball was going to be a couple seconds later.

edit:

In repsonse to Throbbin: See?! This is why we need thrust vectoring in our jet planes! It's godless commie terrorists like you who don't get a hardon watching hundred million dollar war machines at airshows as god intended, like real red-blooded [insert nationality] citizens, that are the reason we're in this predicament.

Lagao multiphysics looks awesomely real

Fluoride from China in American Water Supply Problems

pho3n1x says...

I know this is dipping into conspiracy theory here, but the thing that stuck out in my mind after reading that article was "...Risks of ingesting fluoride include Chronic Kidney Disease, Thyroid Disease, reduced brain development in children, reduced IQs, dental fluorosis, skeletal fluorosis, and increases in hip and other bone fractures. ..."

Paired with the fact that 'They' want us to drink more and more water per day under the guise of 'General Health and Wellbeing' just adds more fuel.

>> ^Sagemind:

"ANOTHER LOOK AT FLUORIDE IN THE WATER SUPPLY"
http://www.ecomall.com/greenshopping/fluoride.htm


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The water-table-effect is scary as well, guaranteeing that humankind as a whole is affected, rather than just civilized/urban areas. Why stupify 50% of the population when you can get 100%?

</tinfoil_hat>

Seriously though, potentially scary stuff... Pharmaceuticals in the water table are cause for a lot of *fear as well. I can't wait until literally everyone with a penis is walking around with a permanent hardon due to the massive amounts of Cialis, Viagra, and Levitra being dumped into the world-water-supply. Funny shit.

And no one will be depressed, but they may all be potentially suicidal.

I wonder about birth control as well. Surely 100% of the medication isn't being metabolized, so it would gather in waste water also. Population decrease, lower IQ, and perma-stiffy's the world 'round.

TED - Growing Organs & Regenerative Medicine

LarsaruS says...

Wow, aren't you Mr. Positive? Of course 1st gen technology is expensive, it is experimental and not massproduced. Give it 50 years and it will be cheaper but without the, so eloquently described, ultra-rich cocksucking assholes to pay for it and act as guinnea pigs who would develop it? Seeing as so much research goes into curing the ailments of the poor like Malaria, less money than is spent on an average skin lotion or hardon pill if I would venture a guess, as the poor can't pay for it and giving stuff away for nothing is a sure fire way to get poor yourself. Life sucks for the sick and poor compared to the rich and healthy, just ask the people in Haiti... (too soon?)

Oh, I almost forgot... Do you sell tickets to that fairytale land? I want to go there as it sounds wonderful! Candy and free cats! YAY!!

>> ^choggie:
The best part of these technologies in the current paradigm is that only ultra-rich cocksucking assholes will be able to afford it! Tony here knows it, but do you people who think the worlds a fairy tale land of gummy bears and free pussy think so???

History of Iran & US political relations

rougy says...

>> ^csnel3:
>> ^rougy:
Americans don't care.
Stuff like this forces them to think, and thinking is their least favorite activity.
Besides, they get a real hardon out of calling people "Islamo-fascists."

"Why do you talk like a fag?" This quote from "Idiocracy " reminds me of you. You are probably just being a POS troll, but if you came to the US , you would be arrested for being a dick. You shouldn't speak for the American people, and don't confuse the people with their government. I think a lot of us US citizens recognize the difference between the mostly young Iranian population and the evil regime that runs their country. Also, most of us can admit our government has done some shitty things in the past. Instead of pointing your superior finger at us and saying "Stuff like this forces them to think, and thinking is their least favorite activity." you should just stick that finger back in your ass before any more shit falls out. Merry Christmas.


Ho ho ho!

Must have struck a nerve. Did I remind you of you?

Most Americans are fucking idiots, and that's the sad truth of the matter.

And yes, I'm American.

History of Iran & US political relations

csnel3 says...

>> ^rougy:
Americans don't care.
Stuff like this forces them to think, and thinking is their least favorite activity.
Besides, they get a real hardon out of calling people "Islamo-fascists."

"Why do you talk like a fag?" This quote from "Idiocracy " reminds me of you. You are probably just being a POS troll, but if you came to the US , you would be arrested for being a dick. You shouldn't speak for the American people, and don't confuse the people with their government. I think a lot of us US citizens recognize the difference between the mostly young Iranian population and the evil regime that runs their country. Also, most of us can admit our government has done some shitty things in the past. Instead of pointing your superior finger at us and saying "Stuff like this forces them to think, and thinking is their least favorite activity." you should just stick that finger back in your ass before any more shit falls out. Merry Christmas.



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