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Dadi Freyr- Somebody Else Now

Congressman Matt Gaetz Snubbed by Trump Amid Growing Scandal

luxintenebris jokingly says...

just notice...

- that 'not-so' green women who had (at least) two affairs on her now re-united with husband
- jacket-less jordan who 'said' he didn't know (about sexual abuse) but those who said he did can quote his response(s) verbatim
- cruz who vacation in mexico while his state's people had to deal with an unnatural disaster

(overlook the conservative donors that gave jobs by getting hand-jobs, the university president that got fired for not having sex with w/his wife, or the ones responsible for the burning deaths of prom-goers)

...now the lackluster news of a republican congressman paying for sex and doing illegal drugs ONLY makes the headlines because one of the contractors was underage...

this is not your dad's gop.

paleontologists don't have that many skeletons in their closets.

surfingyt said:

One by one Trump's little bootlickers are falling. It is glorious.

Can't wait to see who is next in line.

Undeniable Miracle

Introducing Handle - new research robot from Boston Dynamics

newtboy jokingly says...

I would like to ask you to think twice before signing up to be a test subject to help in developing robotic hand jobs. Wait until they have it perfected......unless you LIKE industrial hydraulic press and shear level forces applied to your penis, then do whatever floats your boat (but don't whine to me about your flat, mangled, or missing peen...I warned you).

Mordhaus said:

Misread the title initially, thought it said Handie, new research robot, was like "How does one sign up as a research subject?!"

"Cum-aoke" - (EXTREMELY NSFW Japanese Game Show)

newtboy jokingly says...

I can just imagine the conversation now.
"Hey Mom and Dad, I just got a new job on TV!"
"That's great, honey! What will you be doing?"
"I'll be giving strange nerdy men hand jobs while they try to sing karaoke."
"Oh...um....that's...just....great?"

Seriously *quality WTF right there. Thanks Japan.

Saudi people 'shaking hands' with the royal family

what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP

Things You Can Do with a Pillowcase

worthwords says...

'your hand is completely free to do whatever you want, play with their tits, finger bang them, give them a hand job.....or brush their teeth' sick fuck!

It Doesn't Get Better

Disneyland Secrets Everyone Should Know

chingalera says...

She forgot hand jobs between six and nine p.m. in Goofy's Kitchen in the Resort Area at the Disneyland Hotel-FYI and BYO lube
OH, and if you ask nicely you can get up-skirt pics of Snow White while she's passed-out on cider-

Woman demonstrates Bionic Arm

⚘ Petula Clark ⚘ Downtown ⚘

chingalera says...

Funny ya mentioned that...a very evocative number with a simple melody, ripe for parody:

When you're alone and you are getting a boner,
You can always go, downtown
A pocket of Franklins', tap the buffet like Homer
Seems to help I know, downtown

Strollin' down the sikewalk with a forty and a fatty,
Hand-job on the subway from a teenager named Patty,
How can you lose? The skirts, are much higher there,
You can forget what her name is, maybe tug on some hair, when you're

Downtown, things will be great when you're
Downtown, ten-minute dates, when you're
Downtown, every thing's waiting for you....

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are nudie shows, downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go
where you don't need clothes, downtown

Listen to her moaning, on your silent Motorola,
Motion to her horny friends, before the night is over, happy again...
The lights are so dim in there,
You can diddle for hours, and nobody cares

So go
Downtown, where all the sprites, delight
Downtown, maybe you'll start a fight
Downtown, where did you park your car now.....?

Downtown

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you,
Someone who is rough like you who forcefully commands you,
To take off her thong, so maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our morals, and get all the stares

So go
Downtown, things will be great when you're
Downtown, in a neighboring state, you go
Downtown, you've already burned your town down
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown

Downtown REDUX, Choggie Kendall, ©2013

FlowersInHisHair said:

I've always thought this song is so evocative of its subject. I don't just mean lyrically... the whole feel of it. I can clearly picture a cab ride through SoHo (or Soho for that matter), bright lights and all that. Really great song.

Importance of rapport and mirroring with Derren Brown

packo says...

>> ^Payback:

Sounds like he's picking up on subconscious movements and mannerisms. The hero probably kept glancing at the edge of the "mirror" too much, suggesting to the other guy a yellow line on the ground. Mannerisms of how people look when surrounded by screaming others.
Either that or it's a total hand job.


the hand job seems like the most likely candidate

Importance of rapport and mirroring with Derren Brown

Payback says...

Sounds like he's picking up on subconscious movements and mannerisms. The hero probably kept glancing at the edge of the "mirror" too much, suggesting to the other guy a yellow line on the ground. Mannerisms of how people look when surrounded by screaming others.

Either that or it's a total hand job.



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