what happens if i wear Groucho glasses? or a helmet?

“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” -Groucho Marx

Groucho, wasn't it, who said

I slip on a banana peel, it's tragedy. You slip, it is comedy. Or something like that.

*promote

EDIT: Looking for the actual quote and who said it, I found this from Mel Brooks:

“Tragedy is when I get a hangnail. Comedy is when someone else falls into an open sewer and dies.”

Surely Yogi and Groucho Marx are enjoying a rousing one upman match in the great beyond?!? I love me a witty and intelligent smartass ... these are/were two of my favorites

Yeah, well, when you quote Groucho (after not quoting Groucho) from a not so well read book passage where he's not being funny, and it sounds much more like someone complaining about not understanding my classic Groucho MOVIE quote rather than quipping, it's easier to miss. I'm not ashamed. ;-)

I looked it up, and from the moment I picked up his book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Clearly, this went COMPLETELY over yours! I was dancing with you and you lost step, my boy.

Groucho done SERVED you from beyond the grave.

And honestly, no man ever truly wants their friends to win -- so I'm happy. (There's some more Groucho wisdom for which you may attribute to me and judge.)

/jokingly hehehehe

I'm saying I literally quoted him word for word -- because he did like winning conversations. His comedic wit alone, invalidating both his ego and all ego around him.

Think about it -- the only valid move in a game of checkers is a tie. When chess is solved, will the correct opening move always lead to tie or will it depend on who goes first for the win?

Groucho had social interaction solved. Whether it lead to a tie or a win is a matter of conjecture.

Odd, I saw it as Groucho's way of speaking. I never saw his characters as 'winners'.
If it's wrong, why are you doing it too? ;-)

EDIT: You got me.

That was Groucho's way of always winning.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

Holy fuck... This guy makes me want to stop being an atheist. Was it Groucho Marx who said he didn't want to belong to any club which would have him as a member?
I don't want to be part of the group that guy is in.

Professor Wagstaff!!

He's named after a Marx Bros. character!! (Thought President Wagstaff of Huxley College was Groucho's creation-

Definitely looks like an homage to Groucho.
>> ^artician:

I wonder how his research is going on the effects related to a larger-than-average mustache in zero-gravity?

Suggestion for alternate title: "Yes, but can Steve Jobs do THIS?" <-- Awesome Groucho Marx reference.

If this show is all about lip syncing then this is the worse lip syncing Ive ever heard! ( @lucky760 Groucho Marx smiley would be gold right here.)
>> ^csnel3:

That was the actual recording of the song, right? So this is a lipsyncing show? I dont get it. Translate please.