*promote GodTube!

>> ^poolcleaner:
This is something I'd say is safely NSFW. What gets me though, are videos with bad language titled NSFW. I have earphones at work, duh. BUT, I've said this waaayyy too many times already, so I'm over it. Stupid parents, why are at the Sift with your kids anyhow? Take em to Godtube if you're so distraught with moral ambiguity.


Oh please, perhaps you just don't want your cousin's 4-year-old visiting from out of town listening to stray f-bombs?

Consider it a public service - if you don't mind NSFW vids you'll watch them with or without the tag, so why bitch about it?

>> ^poolcleaner:
This is something I'd say is safely NSFW. What gets me though, are videos with bad language titled NSFW. I have earphones at work, duh. BUT, I've said this waaayyy too many times already, so I'm over it. Stupid parents, why are at the Sift with your kids anyhow? Take em to Godtube if you're so distraught with moral ambiguity.


If I recall, swampgirl takes her kids onto this site. She seems pretty intelligent.

This is something I'd say is safely NSFW. What gets me though, are videos with bad language titled NSFW. I have earphones at work, duh. BUT, I've said this waaayyy too many times already, so I'm over it. Stupid parents, why are at the Sift with your kids anyhow? Take em to Godtube if you're so distraught with moral ambiguity.

>> ^poolcleaner:
>> ^lavoll:
remember, behemoth was a dinosaur http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1837a34233c390e64c71

I'm going to create an account at Godtube so that I can complain about their religious and political bias.


This sounds like a great time to for some sock-puppetry! I'll swing in the complete opposite direction and be the most extreme, God-fearing and fundamentally cracked, delusional psychopath (all in the name of the Lord, of course!) I can and see if I get more positive or negative responses. Guess I'll be making more friends than you, friend! Christian stardom here I come!

I don't know if anyone read the comments on godtube, but they're pretty good (they always are, aren't they). One of them eludes to some type of mass cover up where human remains are always found inside dinosaur ones but archeologists remove them to perpetuate the LIE-- BUM BAH BAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>> ^lavoll:
remember, behemoth was a dinosaur http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1837a34233c390e64c71


I'm going to create an account at Godtube so that I can complain about their religious and political bias.

>> ^lavoll:
remember, behemoth was a dinosaur http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1837a34233c390e64c71


Godtube? Seriously? Godtube has his own channel ripoff of Youtube? Like Porntube, boobtube, etc..

BTW, That Behemoth clip is just ridiculous. Dinosaurs 6000 years ago? Hahahahah

remember, behemoth was a dinosaur http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1837a34233c390e64c71

This was great, and I do like a lot of his work, but it always freaks me out when a comic is labeled in his own bio as doing 'clean' comedy. He does a lot of work to the Christian circuit... which also freaks me out.

Can you tell I have an aversion to organized religion? Just a tad?

Ahhhh, and I just read on his site "It's pretty cool that the music videos and "Full Range of Motion" clips have surpassed 2 million total views on YouTube and GodTube." *shudder*... that's just wrong... applauding people watching your comedy on godtube... uuuurgh

>> ^Dadeeo:
Sam Harris is clueless and clearly a forerunner of the Beast. I pity people like Mr. Harris that will lead others to destruction, his will be the greater damnation. No one that has read the Scriptures with a open prayerful mind, and knowledge of their own need of salvation, could come to those ignorant conclusions.
Anyone who reads the Bible should know 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Then "Rightly Dividing" the word of God we understand that Scripture is given to us THOUGH the writings of holy men INSPIRED BY God. There is no conflict, the Bible was written by men and still is the Holy Word of God.


I fail to see how this affects anything in the video.

The beginning of the video is talking about how you used to stone women who weren't vigrins on their wedding night, Gays, and children that talked back.

You follow a book that from your own words has been written by men who were inspired by god, and he's telling us to kill people?

You clearly aren't aware of how people stand on the sift, you may feel more comfortable on godtube.

See, to me, if there truly is a higher power that created life, he wouldn't have made mistakes. He wouldn't have made people who enjoy the company of the same sex by accident, he wouldn't have given children free will to talk back to their parents, and he certainly wouldn't have given women the ability to have sex before they were married. See, had god not wanted things to be that way, he wouldn't have made them that way.

But, something just tells me that the all-powerfull being, doesn't make mistakes.

While this is pretty funny, it's not parody. It is, in fact, a religious stand. Godtube.com exists and is filled with these sort of vids. Should we upload a few, maybe?

I'm surprised the older guy allowed himself to be taped with those glasses on.

I don't see many videos from GodTube - gonna have to check it out more.

Someone posted the following on the Godtube page and I found it interesting so I thought I'd share.

"kveldulv added: 21 hours ago
German pagans named the Spring Equinox after Ostara, their goddess of spring, fertility, and rebirth. In England, among the Anglo-Saxon tribes, Ostara was known as Eostre. The modern holiday of Easter is derived from the name \"Eostre\" and the associated myths.\n\n Many of the traditions associated with Easter have direct links with Paganism. Even the word Easter is named after the Teutonic Goddess Eostre, the Goddess of Spring who gives fertility to the earth. (Note that Easter coincides with Spring in the Northern Hemisphere)\n\n Eggs are another Pagan symbol of Easter. From the earliest of times, the egg has represented immortality. The egg is the World Egg, laid by the Goddess and opened by the heat of the Sun God. The hatching of this World Egg was celebrated each year at the Spring festival of the Sun.\n\nAs Spring is the season of nature\'s rebirth, the symbol of the egg was of course particularly significant at this time. The Druids dyed eggs scarlet to honour the Sun, and Pagan Anglo-Saxons made offerings of their coloured eggs to the Goddess Eostre. They also (like many Pagan cultures before them) placed patterned eggs in tombs or on fresh graves, to ensure the rebirth of the deceased.\n\nTAKE THIS AND LEARN ABOUT WHERE YOUR RELIGION AND YOUR RELIGIOUS TRADITIONS REALLY CAME FROM."

It was already on here I believe. Back when posting GodTube videos was all the rage. Hilarious, Hilarious rage.