Ahem..., how old are you? These teens sound around 15ish.
(*understanding that you were probably - mostly, kidding...)
>> ^Yogi:

I don't like Jon Hamm telling teenage girls to be themselves and have confidence. How the hell am I supposed to get laid with all these confident girls knocking around?!

>> ^Fusionaut:

he's totally gonna get laid

And at 1:03 it's easy to guess who by.

>> ^Fusionaut:

he's totally gonna get laid


6.9

he's totally gonna get laid

This video, like the fellow's chances of getting laid, is *dead

Genji just needs to get laid.

All those fast cars and no one is getting laid.

sb actually quoted Faux Noise? L-fucking-O-L

I quoted you @ChaosEngine because even reading sb's hateful, ignorant shit makes me feel dirty, so I don't want to unignore.
>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> ^shinyblurry:
I wouldn't vote for perry, but I agree with the message. Sin should never be normalized or legislated in society. Just recently they repealed the sodomy laws in the miltary for homosexuals, and it also repealed laws against bestiality:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics
/2011/12/08/senate-defense-bill-repeals-military-law-on-sodomy-sex-with-animals/

You might actually get laid, shiny...

>> ^shinyblurry:

I wouldn't vote for perry, but I agree with the message. Sin should never be normalized or legislated in society. Just recently they repealed the sodomy laws in the miltary for homosexuals, and it also repealed laws against bestiality:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics
/2011/12/08/senate-defense-bill-repeals-military-law-on-sodomy-sex-with-animals/


You might actually get laid, shiny...

If you could stop working right now and still live in the lap of luxury with no chance of going bankrupt from a downturn in the economy or surprise medical bills, then you are in the 1%.

Sure that exact percentage may be an approximation, but the point should not be lost in the numbers. There are people out there controlling our government and financial structures who work only to pull money towards themselves without any ethical boundaries. I'm not talking about Bill Gates or anybody else who struck it rich by making the right product at the right time. I'm talking about the inbred financial aristocracy who run the banks and produce the politicians. Everything they do, even when they donate thousands of dollars to charity, is calculated to bring more income. They push all the laws to favor them just a little bit (if not a lot, like the Bush tax cuts). They're running the country like a casino. The house always wins over time. That's how they see income increase year by year while average wages stagnate. That's how they get hurt less by economic downturns. That's how they recover faster when the economy stabilizes.

I'm sorry, but this video does a piss poor job of explaining how we got to the economic situation that we are in and where it is going. The income gap is real, it's getting bigger, and it is turning more and more of us into wage slaves. For the vast majority of us, we are just a few bad days away from bankruptcy. All you have to do is imagine yourself getting laid off, then getting sick with something serious, then having your "health provider" find a reason to cut off your support. You won't be able to find a new source of income while sick, and you won't be able to pay off your medical bills while unemployed.

That's my definition of the 99%, even if it is technically the 95% or the 99.9%.

“I realized some time ago that I’m not separate from nature just because I have a primate brain - an upper brain - because underneath the primate brain, there’s a mammalian brain, and beneath the mammalian brain, there’s a reptilian brain; and it’s those two lower brains that made the upper brain possible in the first place. Here’s the way it works: The primate brain says, “Give peace a chance.” The mammalian brain says, “Give peace a chance, but first let’s kill this motherfucker.” And the reptilian brain says, “Let’s just kill the motherfucker, go to the peace rally and get laid.”
~ George Carlin

So how many times did he get laid because of this desperate stunt?

If you desire for the previous company or the Government to pick up insurance during a period of time after getting laid off or fired is one thing. That would be a kind thing to do.
To be able to fill the gap for 6 months or a year then may be I would be OK with that. Even though its wrong, I could go along with that.

But if you can't find a job in a year than you are lazy bastard who is not willing to do what ever to takes to find employment. I moved 4 times for 4 new jobs. There is only a few of us per state. So When I need another job it means moving. It sucks but that life. If you do not want to pack up and move for a job why should we the people carry you? There are Millions of jobs available and you only need 1. Just one and only 1