*nature

/me coughs and gags.

Just read that article. Then google searched and found a link to a different article that had a drawing of the guy and his position in the cave. Now this will haunt me for a very long time.

https://9gag.com/gag/an9yd6o

sounds like the ultimate answer.
a final solution.


🦜 bob's bunk would inspire this conversation during his arrest...

bk: "what are you doing"
'better' person (bp)*: "arresting you!"
bk: "why - what for?"
bp: "for being a bad person!"
bk: "no i'm not!"
bp: "are you disagreeing w/me?"
bk: "yes! yes! i am!"
bp: "then you're a fool too!"

*strange that 'bp' could stand for bad person also?

could throw in matthew's 'judge lest thee be judged' routine but the plank in the eye gag doesn't bring in the ha-ha like it use to.
(it's a very old joke)

Oh man, I did NOT understand this as a kid. Hadn't seen It's a Wonderful Life (only did as an adult), and had no concept of how banking worked. So for me, the gag works a hell of a lot better now

The surfaces--and the bathrooms in particular---totally true. The air? Can be an issue (there are studies)--but the filtration systems themselves are excellent. HEPA 99.7%. There are seating tricks; sit either first row economy ("Economy Plus") or last row of first class. Select the window seat and try to put your companion next to you or---fly an airline with empty seat policies (e.g. JetBlue). Don't rush to get on (although they are mostly now loading back to front anyway)--get on as reasonable late as you can--that way, all those people aren't walking by you exhaling on you.

The reason for the first row economy or last row first is: you don't want people walking by you all flight on the way to the bathrooms; you want to be the person walking by THEM (selfish but...); and the same with the window seating and the last-reasonable minute boarding.

Also, I carry a two zip locks on at the top of my carry on bag; one has three disposable gloves, Clorox or equivalent wipes, and Purell or equiv. etc. Move into seat out of aisle, then with gloves on, wipe down the latch to the overhead (you're going to touch it twice) and then every surface from the aisle to window that you touch---armrests, seat back display, seat back display surface, bulkhead, window shade, tray table locks, tray table both surfaces and edges, buckle, tang, seat controls, audio controls---no point to seat fabric--then roll the glove inside out with the wipes inside and put into the empty ZIploc as a trash bag. Usually two wipes does the job. Purell hands and settle in.

Been doing this since before the pandemic because I totally agree with you.

Airplane bathrooms are all about not touching surfaces with clean hands after you've cleaned them...they are staggeringly filthy. Infectious disease experts have been known to gag in horror at what gets swabbed from the sink handles, toilet flush, and door lock/handle lol. Paper towel is your friend--as our your forearms and elbows.

@WmGn: hard to blame the media for his messes, but if we are airing our wishes to the wind...

wish the president would distance himself for the mic. save lives.
wish the president would wear a face mask. keep people from getting ill [mud fence of a man]...at least a ball-gag...let him take the pain for once.

Ah, okay, this is a joke.

I was blown away at first, but it's clearly just a gag with him carrying on the joke from Wayne's World.

Your video, Jojo Rabbit 2019 - Bloopers/Outtakes/Gag reel, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Mac & Me (as mentioned in the description) has been a running gag with Paul Rudd on Conan.

This can't be a gag; it's too expensive for that---that many studio musicians, called at Union scale, plus the recording studio time, then the sound engineer's time...
What are the economics of this? Why does it wonderfully exist?

The audience didn't seem to understand the gag at 1:18.

90% sure it was a setup/gag.

What the fuck happened to hip-hop? Dr Dre dropped The Cronic and it has been illin' ever since then. I have been complaining for over 2 decades that pop hip-hop is so stale. Trap music makes me want to gag with it's materialistic lyrics. That musical genre needs more OutKast.

You’ve actually picked my favourite gag in the entire Austin Powers series!

Maybe I’m only amused by imminent horrible death...