Hey, thanks! That's pretty damn close to my fir$t sift!

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*promote

>> ^Xax:
>> ^steroidg:
Some how, this reminds me of Harold the tree man in Fallout 3.

That was Fallout 2, unless he made a re-appearance in Fallout 3 that I'm not aware of.


He did.

>> ^steroidg:
Some how, this reminds me of Harold the tree man in Fallout 3.


That was Fallout 2, unless he made a re-appearance in Fallout 3 that I'm not aware of.

I've been trying to do this for years with cannabis, then some guy just breaths in a fir tree on accident and has a full on plant growing in him. FUCK.

>> ^brycewi19:
Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff comment about "In Soviet Russia..." inserted here.


Yeah, that was on my mind, but I'm having trouble coming up with it...

... how about: in Soviet Russia, plant eat you!

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http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2009/04/14/fir-tree-lung.html
"The claim has not been independently verified, and the story ran on what would be April Fool's Day according to the Russian Julian calendar. Russian news agencies have been known to publish hoaxes in the past."

I say *lies

cancer of the fir...I've seen it a thousand times

Doctors find large Man growing around Fir Tree

>> ^yourhydra:
yeah, how can anything that uses light as its source of energy grow in a pitch black lung? not to mention needing nutrients from soil and water.


In order to just START to grow, a plant needs no light. The seed can germinate in pitch darkness. However, the image they showed of the needles and such is unbelieveable entirely. The needles were huge compared to the size of the entire organism. WTF. Evergreens don't grow full-sized needles when they are sprouts in my experience. Someone correct me.

This just isn't fair! I have tried growing pines from seeds, and even just seedlings in my yard, and they just die! Do I have to start planting lungs on my front yard to have a growing fir tree!?? And if not just any kind of lungs?? No wonder my trees keep dying.. NOT fair!

Thanks Schmawy. Actually, this was my first sift. --> http://www.videosift.com/video/How-To-Fight-a-Battle-Royale

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote The fir$t Sift of DFT

*promote mlx's fir$t Sift.

Thanks for the promote schmawy!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote the Dark Lord's fir$t Sift!