In reply to this comment by Payback:
Everything's fun until someone gets an angry ferret stuck on their face.
No, thats still pretty fun.

Ferret poop in your guitar?

Everything's fun until someone gets an angry ferret stuck on their face.

In this video a cat... Not a cat doing anything funny, not a cat bringing any form of enjoyment or amusement, just a cat. A cat on a boat, if that helps, but still just a cat.

Next time someone posts a video about their cat, it better be bloody exploding into tiny chunks.

*Edit: Same with dogs, ferrets, rabbits, mice, etc. Birds are okay.

i prefer ferrets to cats, that's for sure. but the truth is it's the trippy music that made me upvote this ferret's adventure

Tags for this video have been changed from 'polar, bear, blue, whale, ferret, dolphin, giraffe, brids, chameleon' to 'polar, bear, blue, whale, ferret, dolphin, giraffe, birds, chameleon' - edited by doogle

up vote for sledgehammer and ferrets.

wicked! like ferrets on steroids. and their sounds are star wars material, imo

I'll save you the trouble of ferreting out my sock puppet

My sister was/is like a zookeeper. At one time she had two cats, a bunny, two ferrets, a dog, and a parakeet. What was funny is that she'd let the parakeet out and it would fly right down to the floor, right to where the cats were. And then that little bird would fuck with those cats. I mean it would be aggressive, hopping right up to them to squawk and nip at them. And those cats would always back down. It was hilarious to watch.

The moral of the story: Sometimes pussies are pussies.

Did you know that the name ferret comes from from the Latin word "furonem", which means "thief."

*dead. RIP, ferret.

I'mjust going to upvote this for the ferrett at the end... Ferret videos rock

Excellent! Gotta love your knowledge of animals and I DO love the lawnmower comparison, as well as the 10vs10 deathmatch-thingy And the "disclaimer" tops it off nicely. Props to you!

In reply to this comment by rychan:
Well, since people are speculating on cat vs ferret cage matches, I'd definitely put my money on a cat. That's not really fair since most cats will weigh twice as much as a ferret.

But pound for pound, it's still hard to be intimidated by ferrets (and I've had one draw blood attacking me). They're mostly slinky. They can't use their claws for a whole lot. They're clumsy. They're about as stealthy as a lawnmower.

As for dog's vs cats, again, dogs tend to be bigger so it's not usually fair. But pound for pound I'd have go with the cat again. Cats can rotate their wrists to grapple, dogs can not.

It seems to me that ferret's are niche hunters (that niche being places slinkies can go but not cats, such as tunnels or small openings to hen-houses). Cat's are (usually) solo, ambush hunters. They often fight, by themselves, prey that is near full strength (although surprised). Dogs are pack, endurance hunters. They'll track, chase, and encircle prey across many miles. They hardly have to kill their prey after many chases because the animal has nearly run itself to death.

So if it's a cage match, I put my money on a cat. If it's a cross country, 10v10 deathmatch I put my money on the dogs. If it's a fight in Madison Square Garden's sewage system I put my money on the ferrets.

Disclaimer- I love all these animals and would hate to see them actually fighting each other.

Well, since people are speculating on cat vs ferret cage matches, I'd definitely put my money on a cat. That's not really fair since most cats will weigh twice as much as a ferret.

But pound for pound, it's still hard to be intimidated by ferrets (and I've had one draw blood attacking me). They're mostly slinky. They can't use their claws for a whole lot. They're clumsy. They're about as stealthy as a lawnmower.

As for dog's vs cats, again, dogs tend to be bigger so it's not usually fair. But pound for pound I'd have go with the cat again. Cats can rotate their wrists to grapple, dogs can not.

It seems to me that ferret's are niche hunters (that niche being places slinkies can go but not cats, such as tunnels or small openings to hen-houses). Cat's are (usually) solo, ambush hunters. They often fight, by themselves, prey that is near full strength (although surprised). Dogs are pack, endurance hunters. They'll track, chase, and encircle prey across many miles. They hardly have to kill their prey after many chases because the animal has nearly run itself to death.

So if it's a cage match, I put my money on a cat. If it's a cross country, 10v10 deathmatch I put my money on the dogs. If it's a fight in Madison Square Garden's sewage system I put my money on the ferrets.

Disclaimer- I love all these animals and would hate to see them actually fighting each other.