Fellatio is the best form of birth control.

So, the obvious PC solution will be , candidate Perry will spend his vacations at "African-American Fellatio"?

"Why should he? because he can"

*goes to buy a 5 gallon jug, cat piss to fill it with, and heads straight for the courthouse*

again, if your only reason for doing something is because you can/nothing says you cant? youre a dumbshit. jr high is over, move the fuck on

*edit* the exception is self fellatio. i would do that all day if i could and only because i could

I think it bothers my wife when at McDonalds on the drive-through I order Fellatio Fish sandwiches.

I know it's intended as comedy, but I think that enough of its content qualifies as porn to make it both. For those of you not planning to watch, I'm referring to graphic fellatio.

Does it belong on the sift? *discuss

>> ^kymbos:

There's possibly some sort of fellatio joke buried in this story, but I can't quite wrap my lips around it.


Thats's cause you suck, dummby. </joke>

There's possibly some sort of fellatio joke buried in this story, but I can't quite wrap my lips around it.

I think it's safe for work.

Are these also nsfw?
http://commercial.videosift.com/video/Lessons-in-vertising-Mello-Yello-Fellatio -- sex parody
http://commercial.videosift.com/video/Vote-Naked-in-Illinios - naked people
http://commercial.videosift.com/video/World-of-Warcraft-Cataclysm-TV-spot - "people" die!
http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/South-Park-Randy-is-gonna-get-some-sweet-butterfly-poon - getting poon
http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/TYT-Fake-Orgasms-Women-Bisexuals
http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/Steve-Carell-Simulates-An-Orgasm-For-Charity
and there are plenty others..

If this was actual bukkake, then totally yes, but just for looking like it? I don't think so.

according to urbandictionary: a pepper pig is "a female that likes to perform fellatio on men"

But I think he means "Peppa Pig" which is a young anthropomorphic girl pig on an English children's TV show...that hopefully likes to perform fellatio on men.

Hehehe. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Your superpowers went to good use here.
>> ^spawnflagger:

>> ^gwiz665:
We're talking about drinking now?

So let me break it down...
a) In most states in USA, the drinking age is 21 (it used to be 18 in some states). Meaning if you are under 21, then it is illegal to consume alcoholic beverages.
b) champagne is an alcoholic beverage
c) Hayden Panettiere was born August 21, 1989, according to IMDB.
d) When someone mentions "Spitting or Swallowing", chances are they are talking about fellatio, and the eventual destination of the ejaculate - will the person performing the act spit it out, or swallow it.
e) Hayden Panettiere is an attractive female actress, and an object of sexual desire to many men.
f) champagne as featured in this video, is a metaphor for ejaculating on miss Panettiere's face and chest.
g) jimnms commented "WTF, she didn't even swallow."
h) because it is obvious that jimnms was making a sexual reference, the faux-naivety expressed in my response is humorous, because I nonchalantly answered logically with a valid reason (that she didn't want to break the law), while completely bypassing the sexual innuendo.
i) not everyone recognizes this type of humor, so they would assume that I am naive, conservative, or mentally handicapped in some way. That is a risk I was willing to take when posting the comment.

>> ^gwiz665:

We're talking about drinking now?


So let me break it down...

a) In most states in USA, the drinking age is 21 (it used to be 18 in some states). Meaning if you are under 21, then it is illegal to consume alcoholic beverages.
b) champagne is an alcoholic beverage
c) Hayden Panettiere was born August 21, 1989, according to IMDB.
d) When someone mentions "Spitting or Swallowing", chances are they are talking about fellatio, and the eventual destination of the ejaculate - will the person performing the act spit it out, or swallow it.
e) Hayden Panettiere is an attractive female actress, and an object of sexual desire to many men.
f) champagne as featured in this video, is a metaphor for ejaculating on miss Panettiere's face and chest.
g) jimnms commented "WTF, she didn't even swallow."
h) because it is obvious that jimnms was making a sexual reference, the faux-naivety expressed in my response is humorous, because I nonchalantly answered logically with a valid reason (that she didn't want to break the law), while completely bypassing the sexual innuendo.
i) not everyone recognizes this type of humor, so they would assume that I am naive, conservative, or mentally handicapped in some way. That is a risk I was willing to take when posting the comment.

In an alternte dimension the VS is having a downvote everything party. On the same day. In the protest brown-noser galaxy, suck-ups and teacher's pets are skilled in the OmniTantric methods of fellatio.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dan savage, savage love, head, bj, beejer, oral, fellatio' to 'dan savage, savage love, head, bj, beejer, oral, fellatio, all guys like it' - edited by calvados

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dan savage, savage love, head, bj, oral, fellatio' to 'dan savage, savage love, head, bj, beejer, oral, fellatio' - edited by calvados

Could I suggest a new title? "Japanese video defies description but involves bikinis and fellatio"