My dick-cam video had more educational merit that this. Still, I'm not complaining right now...


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>> ^hpqp:

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That argument applies for every permutation of fapped sperm and period-flushed eggs that are lost every day.
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@bcglorf

The question of abortion is not about when life begins, it's about weighing the costs and benefits of pursuing a pregnancy, taking into account both the woman and the embryo/foetus/future human being. In order to do this, of course, one must take into account the not only physical health factors, but also the effect each life will have on the other. A woman's life is forever changed by childbirth; often the responsibility for caring and raising said child falls entirely on her shoulders; she may not have the (economic/emotional) resources to care for it, causing there to be two victims. How much does a ball of cells, or an embryo, with no memories, no personality, no identity, ... how much does that weigh against the irretrievable changes its continued existence would make to the woman? Why are some forms of life valued over others? Why do we feel no remorse removing a tumor - a living organism - from a person/animal? It's a question of checks and balances.

And please don't talk about the "potential" human being that an embryo or foetus is. That argument applies for every permutation of fapped sperm and period-flushed eggs that are lost every day. The point @Jinx makes about the debate is completely valid: we can argue (with the help of scientific evidence) the details about the moment when an embryo/foetus becomes capable of suffering/cognition (my opinion is that it's at the moment when the brain is capable of treating and storing sensory input), but the "pro-life" crowd are not up for rational debate, nor are they particularly pro-life. Instead, they will disregard the (quality of the) life of the woman as well as those of the future child simply because of their superstitious beliefs. They are also usually the same ignorant people who will fight against sexual education and the use of contraception for the same reasons and, more generally, against the autonomy of women and their rights over their own bodies (since their belief systems usually stem from the patriarchal desert monotheisms).

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>> ^Lethin:

there is like 9 other people in that room with him, he should have gotten the intern to feed the kitten... sheesh!


They were worried about getting smacked in the face with a..."girth fluctuation".

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I was on-board with this explanation until the hand-wipe..

>> ^dag:

As a man I can tell you that clothing adjustments sometimes need to be made in response to involuntary girth fluctuations. He was obviously watching the report.
And by "involuntary girth fluctuations" I mean surprise boners.

Probably sneezed, was wiping off his hand, and the little light came back on and he didn't want to look like he was fapping... always choose irony over public sexual deviancy...

Unless his dick is attached to the side of his chair, he wasn't fapping.

In Soviet Russia, camera faps you!

Pardon me, I have to go feed the kitten. >> ^Hybrid:

Yeah, he certainly wasn't fapping. Could have just been feeding a kitten underneath the desk.

Yeah, he certainly wasn't fapping. Could have just been feeding a kitten underneath the desk.