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FOX explains $4 gas when Bush was president
>> ^JiggaJonson:
>> ^zombieater:
>> ^JiggaJonson:
My wife drives a hybrid and pays $60 a month filling up her tank twice a month.
My advice to you sirs, is to get a hybrid and LEASE it for 3 years. If you lease it, then, yes, you're not building equity with the car, but it alleviates the biggest complaint about hybrid cars: replacing the battery means you'll negate any savings on gas.
When her lease is up, we simply roll it over into another lease, with another 3 year warranty (which covers the battery during those three years as well).
WIN!
As far as your complaint goes, I think you're reasoning for leasing is inherently flawed.
The rate of failure for Honda's hybrid battery: 0.002% of cars ever sold.
The rate of failure for Toyota's hybrid battery: 0.003% of cars ever sold.
It just doesn't happen.
Moreover, in Toyota, the warranty covers any hybrid battery failure for 100,000 miles (in CA it's 150,000 miles) and the cost of replacement (if that should occur) has dropped to under $3000.
Source: http://www.hybridcars.com/components-batteries/first-n
umbers-hybrid-battery-failure.html
Before we start pointing the "inherently flawed" finger around, maybe you should get your own ducks in a row.
First off, the numbers that they use in the source you cited are skewed. They used the numbers of batteries that failed out of warranty and compared that with the total cars made (as opposed to the total failures out of warranty) makes fapping motion
Second, there seem to be gobs of people on the site you cited (heh homonyms) that have had battery problems:
http://www.hybridcars.com/news/civic-hybrid-own
ers-disappointed-battery-software-fix-28450.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/important-info-honda-ima-warranty.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/ima-battery-and-fix.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/2003-hch-battery-t1155.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/civic-hybrid-battery-ima-problems.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/civic-hybrid-battery-ima-problems-i
i.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/replacing-hybrid-battery-t1289.html http://www.hybridcars.com/news2/first-gen-hybrid-batteries.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/cold-weather-or-corrupted-battery.html
fap fap fap
Shall I go on???
So much for "It just doesn't happen."
At your request, I'll look up some more scholarly research on the subject. Until then:
You do realize that car companies can create fake identities and post them. Hell the oil companies probably pay for a service that does this. I'm sorry but a bunch of links to ONE SITE isn't going to prove a fucking thing. You should be smarter than that.
FOX explains $4 gas when Bush was president
>> ^zombieater:
>> ^JiggaJonson:
My wife drives a hybrid and pays $60 a month filling up her tank twice a month.
My advice to you sirs, is to get a hybrid and LEASE it for 3 years. If you lease it, then, yes, you're not building equity with the car, but it alleviates the biggest complaint about hybrid cars: replacing the battery means you'll negate any savings on gas.
When her lease is up, we simply roll it over into another lease, with another 3 year warranty (which covers the battery during those three years as well).
WIN!
As far as your complaint goes, I think you're reasoning for leasing is inherently flawed.
The rate of failure for Honda's hybrid battery: 0.002% of cars ever sold.
The rate of failure for Toyota's hybrid battery: 0.003% of cars ever sold.
It just doesn't happen.
Moreover, in Toyota, the warranty covers any hybrid battery failure for 100,000 miles (in CA it's 150,000 miles) and the cost of replacement (if that should occur) has dropped to under $3000.
Source: http://www.hybridcars.com/components-batteries/first-n
umbers-hybrid-battery-failure.html
Before we start pointing the "inherently flawed" finger around, maybe you should get your own ducks in a row.
First off, the numbers that they use in the source you cited are skewed. They used the numbers of batteries that failed out of warranty and compared that with the total cars made (as opposed to the total failures out of warranty) *makes fapping motion*
Second, there seem to be gobs of people on the site you cited (heh homonyms) that have had battery problems:
http://www.hybridcars.com/news/civic-hybrid-owners-disappointed-battery-software-fix-28450.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/important-info-honda-ima-warranty.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/ima-battery-and-fix.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/2003-hch-battery-t1155.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/civic-hybrid-battery-ima-problems.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/civic-hybrid-battery-ima-problems-ii.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/replacing-hybrid-battery-t1289.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/news2/first-gen-hybrid-batteries.html
http://www.hybridcars.com/forums/cold-weather-or-corrupted-battery.html
*fap fap fap*
Shall I go on???
So much for "It just doesn't happen."
At your request, I'll look up some more scholarly research on the subject. Until then:
Just because you CAN, it doesn't mean you SHOULD
I'd do her so I totally agree with whatever point she's making. being british also helps, but it was lip gloss that did it for me, really (*fap *fap *fap*) and btw, you should have jumped in that wet concrete. head on, tongue out
Outrageous jumping/flipping skills
Some people can fap to anything.>> ^westy:
People better watch they don't get his penis whipping them in the eye.
Mawry: I'm 12 Years Old and I'm A Bad B*tch
I fapped
Homemade Stirling Engine
So that is what a machine fapping sounds like, noted.
Pole Dancing Robots
Dear Future Robot Overlords,
I was never a part of this!
-Jigga
p.s.
(fap fap fap fap fap fap)
Apple iPad Keynote in 3 Minutes (of Adjectives)
I bet Steve was fapping backstage to these adjectives every time someone else was presenting this overpriced POS to the technically handicapped media in the room.
Eve 1138 Android - Sensual Robot
I fear the lack of pole and/or lap dancing ruined this clip's chances for greater success. The title perhaps promises a bit too much. Either that, or everyone watching it is too busy fapping away to remember to vote.
Just a horse being a horse
Tags for this video have been changed from 'horse, horse, horse' to 'horse, horse, horse, fap, fap, fap' - edited by jonny
Ricky Gervais shows cleavage to Conan O'Brien (Jan. 2012)
fap fap fap
Youdiejoe's vid of the 2009 SoCal siftup
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
Aww, thanks, but I'm spoken for.
fap fap fap fap
Youdiejoe's vid of the 2009 SoCal siftup
*fap fap fap fap
F--- YOU - How To Stop Screwing Yourself Over
>> ^quantumushroom:
You forgot to first thank dystopianfuturetoday for associating personal responsibility with libertarianism.
As for my reminder, enjoy the gift. Next week's discussion is Puppies: Cute Distraction or Karl Marx's Foot Soldiers?
>> ^kymbos:
Thanks, QM, for reminding us that this is really about big government and, um, socialism.
Hippies.
Whenever you demonstrate that you're able to not take yourself seriously, it's like... A breath of fresh air. Inbetween choking sessions. Fap fap.
Yoga Arm Balance
I was hoping she would stop for a moment about half-way through to notice that faint sound (fap fap fap) and notice her boyfriend/husband/poolboy wacking a mole while watching all this, and she gives him a look. He looks back all innocent as if saying, you have your morning calisthenics and I have mine.