Where did I ever say it was going to sit in one place? Only you said that. Why quote me if you're not even going to read the first sentence of what you quoted?

No, if you let go of a cart on the "up" escalator it's going to fall down the SAME escalator (the up escalator), not the one NEXT TO IT (the down escalator).

I'll be more blunt:

It's obvious (well, to anyone that has moved beyond video game physics) that the YT description that was pasted here was wrong. The shopping cart person wasn't pushing the cart "to upper floor", it was being pushed from the upper floor.

I got a long list of needs gotta satisfy 'em all
And the first on the list is a bag of Tylenol
Cause I'm stressed out thinking I don't have the time at all
To get my shopping done, let me start here, on the top at one

First, I need to check my e-mail
Oh shit, yahoo front page news, another celebrity female
That had a wedding recently, the marriage epicly failed
I need to click the link because I need to get the details

Soon as I click it I'm hit with a little ad
That reminds me of a need that I already had
It's an absolute must have need it really bad
Before I read the story I be rushing out of my pad

Now I'm in my car speeding cause I'm itching to find
A Mickey D's drive through so I can sit in the line
Gotta get in it in time, can't waste a minute of time
The McRib's only there for a limited time

And then I'm hit with a sign, that makes a switch in my mind
Reminding me of a need of a different kind
A brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench
Makes me head to Target to pick up tents

Cause tomorrow they're coming out with Call of Duty 84
And it's a necessity I camp out at the store
You never know they might never fucking make any more
I'm gonna rush to the front when they open the door
And trample over any people that fall down on the floor
This ain't a game, this is war
If you produce it I'll consume it if you shove it down my freaking throat
Everybody else got it, I don't wanna miss the boat

[Hook x2]
It's a lot of shit I really really need
And I need to get all of it at a really fast speed
I'm aware I'm a puppet of another man's greed
I don't care, I'm in love with all this shit I really need

[Verse 2]

My duffle bag is packed
With my phone, and my pod, my shuffle, pad, and mac
Got all of my i's dotted, if they made it I got it
And I'mma open my wallet for the next iProduct

Gotta try to give them all that I can bruh
Cause every phone that I own needs to have multiple cameras
And my last one only had one
How can I be seen from boths sides of the screen, I mean

If I don't desperately plead and request for my upgrade
I'll definitely bleed to death or die of AIDS
I need better resolution, more gigs!
Angry birds is old, I need war pigs!

I need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned
I gave Apple every cent that I earned
So I'mma be late, now I need a Tecate
To deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait

[Hook]

"God damn man I just need to relax, watch some late night TV
Aw infomercials... Aw fuck I need all this shit too!"

[Verse 3]

I got a lot of insecurities, use 'em to attack me
I'm going bald, getting fat, plus I got acne
I'm looking like a combination of all the before pics
Please pretty please let me make you more rich

Cause I need to get over whatever it is that I'm sick from
List some symptoms, I bet I could pick one
Yeah I got the fifth one, out of 45
Stomach aches, surely I need that particular drug to take

The terrorists got me scared as shit
Time to buy a terror kit, with a mask for air in it
God bless my soul, I need to invest in gold
The economy as we know it is about to fucking fold

And we're all gonna die if I don't fucking buy
All the oil's running dry, asteroids from the sky
Who am I, where am I, what am I, I just need to fucking find
The nearest Wal-Mart that's got a gun to buy

From Calgary Herald:
Call it a tragic turn of events or a bald-faced lie. Rumours began circulating Thursday afternoon that Canadian pop star Justin Bieber had been diagnosed with cancer, prompting an outpouring of support from avid Beliebers – many of whom went as far as shaving their heads.

The gossip mill initially began spinning out of control thanks to a tweet from Entertainment Tonight’s official Twitter account (@ETonlineAlert) that stated:

“Pop star Justin Bieber was diagnosed with cancer earlier this morning. Bieber fans are shaving their heads to show support.”

The tweet was quickly deleted, but not before #BaldForBieber began trending.

No official comment regarding the rumours has surfaced from the 18-year-old star, however, his bodyguard Kenny Hamilton took to his Twitter account (@KennyHamilton) to deny the cancer diagnosis.

Read more: http://www.dose.ca/Justin+Bieber+falls+down+goes+boom+video/7416083/story.html#ixzz2AWGw1NmE

I was seven years old, when I got my first pair
And I stepped outside
And I was like, Momma, this air bubble right here, it’s gonna make me fly
I hit backcourt, and when I jumped, I jumped, I swear I got so high
I touched the net, Momna I touched the net, this is the best day of my life
Air Max’s were next,
That air bubble, that mesh
The box, the smell, the stuffin, the tread, in school
I was so cool
I knew that I couldn’t crease ‘em
My friends couldn’t afford ‘em
Four stripes, some Air-didas
On the court I wasn’t the best, but my kicks were like the pros
Yo, I stick out my tongue so everyone could see that logo
Nike Air Flight, but bad was so dope
And then my friend Carlos’ brother got murdered for his fours, whoa
See he just wanted a jump shot, but they wanted to start a cult though
Didn’t wanna get caught, from Genesee Park to Othello
You could clown for those Probings, with the velcro
Those were not tight
I was trying to fly without leaving the ground, cuz I wanted to be like Mike, right
Wanted to be him, I wanted to be that guy, I wanted to touch the rim
I wanted to be cool, and I wanted to fit in,
I wanted what he had, America, it begins

[Chorus]
I want to fly
Can you take me far away
Give me a star to reach for
Tell me what it takes
And I’ll go so high
I’ll go so high
My feet won’t touch the ground
Stitch my wings
And pull the strings
I bought these dreams
That all fall down

We want what we can’t have, commodity makes us want it
So expensive, damn, I just got to flaunt it
Got to show ‘em, so exclusive, this that new shit
A hundred dollars for a pair of shoes I would never hoop in
Look at me, look at me, I’m a cool kid
I’m an individual, yea, but I’m part of a movement
My movement told me be a consumer and I consumed it
They told me to just do it, I listened to what that swoosh said
Look at what that swoosh did
See it consumed my thoughts
Are you stupid, don’t crease ‘em, just leave ‘em in that box
Strangled by these laces, laces I can barely talk
That’s my air bubble and I’m lost, if it pops
We are what we wear, we wear what we are
But see I look inside the mirror and think Phil Knight tricked us all
Will I stand for change, or stay in my box
These Nikes help me define me, and I’m trying to take mine, off

[Chorus]
I want to fly
Can you take me far away
Give me a star to reach for
Tell me what it takes
And I’ll go so high
I’ll go so high
My feet won’t touch the ground
Stitch my wings
And pull the strings
I bought these dreams
That all fall down

They started out, with what I wear to school
That first day, like these are what make you cool
And this pair, this would be my parachute
So much more than just a pair of shoes
Nah, this is what I am
What I wore, this is the source of my youth
This dream that they sold to you
For a hundred dollars and some change
Consumption is in the veins
And now I see it’s just another pair of shoes

>> ^JiggaJonson:

PSA's like this are the reason PSA's suck. Reminded me of when a DARE cop told my class that, after smoking one marijuana cigarette, 10 years later, this poor guy was going to the bathroom and looked down to see a toilet full of blood.
Prediction:
Kids will see this, then look over at dad casually having a beer doing something else. Decide that all the info that they get from PSA's is likely false.
-=OR=-
Kids will see this, look over at fall-down-drunk dad beating mom in the kitchen and say "I wish my dad liked taking me for ice-cream while wearing a bunny suit instead of domestic-battery."


Interesting point of view, however off point as this PSA (unlike your weed example) is not aimed at kids, but at drinking parents, who are meant to see this when not drunk (e.g., while watching the evening news). A kid growing up with an alcoholic parent would probably understand what is being portrayed, i.e. that a drunken parent is scary/estranged/etc.

PSA's like this are the reason PSA's suck. Reminded me of when a DARE cop told my class that, after smoking one marijuana cigarette, 10 years later, this poor guy was going to the bathroom and looked down to see a toilet full of blood.

Prediction:
Kids will see this, then look over at dad casually having a beer doing something else. Decide that all the info that they get from PSA's is likely false.
-=OR=-
Kids will see this, look over at fall-down-drunk dad beating mom in the kitchen and say "I wish my dad liked taking me for ice-cream while wearing a bunny suit instead of domestic-battery."

>> ^MarineGunrock:

How do people this (presumably) stupid afford such things?


It is their parents money more than likely. Some well off parents prefer to not raise their kids than to put the time into it. Likewise they give them lots of money to make up for lack of being a good parent.

I am sure we can come up with some other scenarios as to why these fly guys have paper to burn. I was laughing at the guy trying to take out his big wads of one dolla billz, and his pants falling down even more because of the molestation trying to get that wallet out. Take a little of that wad a get a belt son. Your style makes you look like a goof ball.

>> ^G-bar:

"interesting"? that's all you have to say about this movie? This movie is brilliant! That movie actually inspired me to go down with guns blazing when I get freakishly old - I'll target all the people who kick cats and everyone who throws their cigarette butts on the street instead of a trash can! god I hate that!

Seriously, a flag falls down, top 15?

I know the olympics is supposed to be a great festival of trivial bullshit for retards to get excited about, but you all might want to ask yourselves how this could possibly be considered at all notable by anybody, anywhere.

I miss blankfist's cat fart videos.

Comedian Bill Burr made a great analogy the other day. Oddly enough he was not referring to the Daniel Tosh incident as this was a few days before that incident took place.

What he said was: "Watching an old woman falling down the stairs would be a HORRIBLE thing to see. Yet if you watched it happen in a Will Ferrell movie (or something) it would be hilarious"



His point being, it is possible (some say necessary) to laugh at the dark side of life and humanity.



Gilbert Gottfried also chimed in on this same topic in his editorial about the Daniel Tosh incident:



"have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing."

Watching this, all I can think about is 3:55 mark of this scene:
http://videosift.com/video/Falling-Down-I-want-breakfast

Oy, I came here for an argument!

Sorry! This is falling down lessons in here. Arguments in 5b.

That looked an awful lot like some sort of rock falling down, not a kick from the bear.

It's a pretty neat idea, but 100% limited to static content: for a given enhancement (say, 4x) each pixel has to be refreshed four times faster, which means a 60 frames-per-second display will fall down to 12FPS. Even a fancy 120Hz display will be as low as 24 frames per second, which means you'll have massive amount of jerkiness and/or ghosting any time animated content is displayed, even for something as simple as a scrolling page.

In fact in current LCD tech, it is the refresh rate that is the main limitation, much more than maximum resolution.