Followed by the lesser-seen "How to draw a turd coming out of an ass in eight lines."

I'd say he is *skillfull especially since he holds the world record for arm wrestling. He went EIGHT HOURS beating 1024 people in a row!

Current.com is *dead

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The male peacock spider, attracts it's mate with scary clown mask and urgent, flailing gesture while the hypnotic burst of ultraviolet laser beam penetrate her with eight, SCARY FUCKING EYES ON HIS ABDOMEN....JEEEZUS!!

So if you've ever been injured in a personal injury attorney's vain attempt to chum business by spamming the internet, Dial 1, eight-hundred, *banthatsorryambulance-chasin' POS

Just for clarity, I know it's not a dupe from two things. For one, here is the original description from antonye (don't put it past him to edit it after this)


"The MotoGP Championship is the pinnacle of motorcycle racing; the motorcycle equivalent of F1 cars. Eight-times World Champion Valentino Rossi (#46) is defending his title against his team-mate Jorge Lorenzo (#99) in these last two laps of the Catalunya Grands Prix from 14th June 2009.

And yes, they're doing over 200mph (>325kph) when we first join them!

(commentary in Dutch, but you get the idea...)"


DO YOU HEAR ANY DUTCH IN THIS VIDEO?

Secondly, he posted his video 3 years before the one I posted was made.


Dick.

Soulless eight-eyed spawn of Hell!

j/k

OK i'm eight minutes in and this shit is gonna just ruin my day. So scary and depressing.

If Blacks did not commit more crimes than other groups then women would not be clutching their purses and other demographic groups would not be as afraid.


Blacks are seven times more likely than people of other races to commit murder, and eight times more likely to commit robbery.

When blacks commit crimes of violence, they are nearly three times more likely than non-blacks to use a gun, and more than twice as likely to use a knife.

Hispanics commit violent crimes at roughly three times the white rate, and Asians commit violent crimes at about one quarter the white rate.

The single best indicator of violent crime levels in an area is the percentage of the population that is black and Hispanic.

Interracial Crime

Of the nearly 770,000 violent interracial crimes committed every year involving blacks and whites, blacks commit 85 percent and whites commit 15 percent.

Blacks commit more violent crime against whites than against blacks. Forty-five percent of their victims are white, 43 percent are black, and 10 percent are Hispanic. When whites commit violent crime, only three percent of their victims are black.

Blacks are an estimated 39 times more likely to commit a violent crime against a white than vice versa, and 136 times more likely to commit robbery.

Blacks are 2.25 times more likely to commit officially-designated hate crimes against whites than vice versa.

In my experience cat's dont learn too well! I'm guessing he ended up looking so rough the coyotes just thought better of it!

On a serious note my parents have a tiny cat, only about 2kg in weight and about eight years old now. She's ever so timid around people but will chase dog foxes several times her size out of the garden. Foxes are extremely wary of cats as even if they would win a full on fight they'd be very lucky to come out of it without a serious injury of some kind. Domestic cats don't have the same survival pressures and have grown cocky, but foxes won't get taken to the vets or have food given to them. Same with the coyotes!

Eight Signs Your Cat is Actually A Dog has been added as a related post - related requested by PlayhousePals.

Me-WOOF

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Eight-Signs-Your-Cat-is-Actually-A-Dog

"In 2000, 160 children died from an obstruction of the respiratory tract. 17 kids in the US and Canada died from eating Asian Jello in 2001.

A call for redesign of the most dangerous foods is ridiculed by authorities such as Janet Riley, President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (it's a real organization), but Eugene D. Gagliardi Jr., the inventor of Steak umms, and popcorn chicken, is going to save the day again.


The result? A new hot dog that looks the same in the package, but has eight deep slits that open when cooked, causing it to break apart into small pieces when eaten.

It will be marketed soon on the East Coast."
http://x3b.xanga.com/3b2f920313232268107276/z213868087.jpg

My question is this: What does a penis pump have to do with toddlers choking on hot doggies?

Nat Geo puts out such trash these days. Even the Discovery Channel does better nature documentaries. Where'd they get that narrator; was if from Talk Soup on E! or from the Animal Planet ('I used my phone to videotape my dog acting neurotically') network?
David Attenborough might die early just so that he can roll over in his grave at this crap.

..and octopus don't have "tentacles". They have arms, eight arms.

If anyone's wondering: neither jumper may leave his half of the jumping circle before the ball was tapped and neither jumper may catch the ball before it touched the floor, the rim or any of the other eight non-jumpers.

(Yes, I had to look that up)