^ Flavor in the hybrid "sense" of the word?

Flavor in the ethnic edible goodies sense of the word?

Flavor in the doe-eyed love ya honey sense of the word?

I'm on pins and needles here!

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1) I'd do her.
2) The tragedy of suburbia is that they can only envy finer neighborhoods while stealing (musically here) from lesser 'hoods.
3) The safer the neighborhood, the more boring the neighborhood.
4) The grass is always greener somewhere in my ass.

What an idiot. First concern is getting his toes a little cold? Because it's impossible to live without technology in a northern climate? I'd be more concerned about the pressures of human population density which, coincidentally is lowest in the areas he immediately rejects. Easier to dress in furs when you don't have to fight the neighbouring tribe for every animal (and after about two years you'll have de-populated the edible and fur bearing species anyhow in high human population regions).

What a waste of delicious and perfectly edible cupcakes...

Is this the roast? It's more like a vegetarian barbecue, complete with soy hot dogs. Or as blankfist calls them, "edible sex toys." That's not mayo, folks.

Sigh. This is lamer than Michael J. Fox shaking hands with Muhammad Ali while Stephen Hawking does the fox trot.

Hello, is this thing on?

These roasts are becoming so tired, I feel like I'm watching a Ben Stein documentary during a gas leak. Someone light a match and end this suffering.

I guess I should say something about Kulpims, since it's his party, right? Sure.

Kulpims is a foreigner, and I distrust all foreigners. I also distrust Foreigner, because they sing "I Want to Know What Love Is." Which is a song about Ike Turner, I believe. I can't remember. I'm baked off my ass right now. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, fuck Foreigner. and Fuck foreigners. But not Kulpims, because he probably has AIDS or gonorrhea or scurvy, like a pirate. Speaking of pirates, have you seen that one movie where the guy is all like, AAARGH! That shit was hella awesome. But anyway, Kulpims is...uh...Eritrean, right? Or is he Scandinavian? I forget. He's one of those white dudes who rides his bicycle in circles and shoots documentaries about evolution. Or was that Bob Crane? Yeah, that's it. Kulpims is the guy who shoots bondage film and whacks off while hitting himself with a flagellation stick. What was I talking about? Oh yeah:

Fuck Foreigner.









Anybody got any French Onion Dip?

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This is going to be huge. Still waiting for iPhone version and @spoco2 ability to ID a plant would be awesome- though I'm not sure I'd trust it for edibility.

Fried/blanched fish with a live head is actually a pretty common dish. I'm not sure about the raw snake though... That's just nasty, I don't think it's edible. Animal cruelty aside, you can't get food fresher than stuff being cooked alive.

cartilage (and all kinds of other crap) is what McDonalds chicken nuggets are made from. Yes it is edible, but the reason I don't eat cartilage is not because of what it's made from, but because of the texture. I agree with sme4r, I'm not gonna chomp on something that feels like a squishy rock. Call me wasteful...

Oh, and I don't eat chicken feet either.

It is quite simple the solution to the so-called "issue" of health care in the United States. The subject needs little or no banter representative of what can be seen *above, from people who sit at their computers after having ingested newscast, after article, after explanations and solutions by politicians and so-called "experts", who then satisfy themselves that they have a clear picture of how and why the system is in the state that it is.

The country is replete with wind-baggers (see most of the comments above in the "it will be so much better to create a PLAN category) who think they have a clue as to how and why it has reached such a pathetic, critical mass. Watch and read how they take what is promulgated by media and pundits, process the "dis-information" with their tainted apparatus, convinced that one action or the other will create some alternative to the insane state of affairs with regard to the MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT.

The solution??

Teach people about a healthy way of being. Teach them from infancy, and most importantly, provide them with the raw materials (i.e., diets that are not full of poisons in the form of preservatives, sugars, etc etc), right down to pesticides or whatever one's pet cause for health is. Deny the manufacturers and purveyors of poisons disguised as foods the ability to create human sewage bins, otherwise known as MOST AMERICANS.

-Hobble the fast-food corporations whose criminal intent is akin to manslaughter.
Encourage a collective boycott of all processed, nutrition-less crap by giving people who don't eat the garbage, free health care. None of this can be done without retraining the ignorant masses-THIS INCLUDES PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT WE NEED HEALTH CARE REFORM.

Retrain ignoramuses, and all that the country will need after a couple of generations, are emergency rooms with crack trauma units to patch up the injured. Cancer will disappear. Obesity is the main cause of the dilemma America finds herself in. Diabetes will vanish in those with no genetic predisposition. Stress-related heart problems will fall like a 767 with complete engine failure.

Health care does not need to be reformed. The book of what is edible, nutritious, and real, needs to be re-written. That and the government and television need to be universally ignored.

Need I even mention people who should not be having children, who will grow up fat and ignorant because mankind in her present state is critically dysfunctional; or the undeniable fact that a country to the south of the border of the U.S. is in full-speed sublimation??? Get real, whiners. Use common sense and don't settle for solutions offered, so much Band-aid on an exit wound to the skull.

America would not even need the health care system she has were it not for the putrefaction of human beings by those who profit from collective ill-health. Learn to eat.

1. Just before he began to explain that seagel is biodegradable and edible, I was thinking, "I wonder if it tastes good."

2. StukaFox: "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called 'cannibalism,' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

ANYTHING is edible -- it's just that some things have an LD-50 that comes in edible-sized quantities.

I love how they didn't even mention its incredible heat insulating properties or the fact that it can be made to support a ridiculous amount of weight or even that its sound-blocking qualities make riding on high speed trains virtually noiseless. Just that it was edible... 17 years of designing... a fun new novelty!

The artist is Matt Rosemier, the artist behind Edible Dirt.

>> ^Skeeve: The conclusions of the LHP are that we should stop eating poultry and eat ruminant animals (cow, goat, sheep, deer, etc.). Reasonable estimates are that we would kill about 0.982 billion animals per year. Less than in the vegan alternative of 1.2 billion.

This math only works in some magical fairy land where cows do their own grazing. When was the last time you bought grass-fed beef? It's rare, and expensive. Industrially raised cattle eat industrially grown grains, same as the poultry, and humans, but cows eat more of them per pound of edible protein produced.

If they are going to use grass-fed cattle numbers, then they need to use biodynamic/no-till farming for the vegan side. This smells of cooked books to me.

The stuff they use for "food" in these commercials is so full of chemicals it's not exactly edible anyway. An actor would be told this. Fake.

>> ^acidSpine:
I don't mind if it's not legal, I'll just keep handing my money over to criminal bikie gangs.
By the way what is so wrong about just wanting to get high?


In the mean time, so will I. But I don't like worrying that I might get pulled over and arrested on my way home. A lot of times you don't know what you're getting or if you're being ripped off. I like the idea of a storefront with a large and consistent safe product, including edibles. I look forward to the day I can just drive up and get some cannabis without even having to pretend I have anxiety.