More MAGA child abuse insanity, Republican Congressman Derrick Van Orden from Wisconsin is in hot water after he screamed profanities at a group of young exhausted senate pages that were resting in the Capitol Rotunda after working all night serving the senate for free, like they’ve done for decades.
Not the first time, he also threatened a young underage female library page/volunteer in Wisconsin for setting up the library’s gay pride month display and verbally abused her so badly she never returned to her job.

Screaming obscenities at young children for doing their job (when they aren’t having sex with them)…THAT’S today’s MAGA.

D’oh! Tried to erase the server AFTER getting the subpoena! Pretty sure his obstruction and destruction of evidence attempt was also recorded…recorded on the server that was recovered. Also recovered, the war plans for attacking Iran that Trump showed known Chinese agents, also recorded, that Trump now claims didn’t happen. 😂
And Georgia is ready to indict, get ready.
Then likely Jan 6 charges.
Than possibly AZ charges.
Give it time. 😂

Bonus- Another “smoking gun” fails today with Devon Archer, Hunter Biden’s business partner who testified that on some occasions during dinner, even some business dinners, Hunter would put Joe on speaker phone to say hello, but never, not one time in 10 years did he ever discuss any business when his father was on the line. They talked about Bo, who had cancer, and the family, and some pleasantries. He also testified to having no knowledge whatsoever about any bribes to Hunter or Joe. Republicans had hyped this witness as the smoking gun connecting Hunter’s business dealings with Joe, and said he had personal knowledge of bribes…turned out to be the exact opposite of what Republicans claimed, as usual.
(Edit) Er mer gerd…just heard the insanity they’ve been feeding you all weekend about him…claiming the DOJ was trying to put Archer in prison Sunday night to stop him from testifying because he recently lost his appeal on fraud charges (completely unrelated to Hunter) and as is the normal process the DOJ sent the letter to the judge that starts the incarceration process that weeks or months later ends with him actually in prison serving the sentence he’s already received….and when no such obstruction or imprisonment happened they declared victory against the weaponized DOJ that they say caved to their strength and now allowed him to testify….to and about absolutely nothing criminal! You fools! This is the important work your reps are doing on your behalf….idiotic nonsense hearings with no purpose no evidence and no power to do anything about anything. I bet you’re lapping it up. 😂

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I am a Bulls fan, and I'll say James could end up being better than Jordan. Is he better now? No. The comments in this video about how he's a lock down defender because he shutdown Derrick Rose? Look, James is a pretty good defender, but the reason he shut down Rose is because Rose is far shorter than James, and Rose only has speed over James, and that's so miniscule, James could still block most any shot Rose would try to make driving to the rim. Rose simply has not developed offensive moves to be able to score against James because he can't shoot the jumper well enough to take more difficult shots like step backs and fades necessary to shoot over James. That's not Rose's game... yet. Rose simply tried to be more athletic than James when you think about it, and as good as Rose is in that department, James is the best pure athlete the NBA has ever seen.

That doesn't make James a lock down defender. It makes him a freakish athlete. He won't shutdown Dirk. He can't shutdown Kobe. He can't shutdown Durant. Hell, Luol Deng can get some points against James. James is a good defender, but he's not great.

James is an incredible athlete. The fact that he can keep up speed wise with Rose is ridiculous. With that said, James isn't the on ball defender Jordan was. James is also not the clutch scorer Jordan was. Yes, James can rebound better. But when it comes to which one when the game is on the line, who would you want making the offensive and defensive plays to win you the game? Jordan, hands down.

With that said, James has the potential to become a better defender because he's a better athlete than Jordan. James has the athletic ability to guard virtually anyone in the NBA, even a center, and give them fits. Jordan could never guard a center or even big forward. But James at this point cannot be considered a great defender. Jordan was without a doubt.

Jordan to this point is clearly better, but objectively, James has a long career ahead of him to catch up and perhaps pass Jordan.

http://videosift.com/video/I-m-Enjoying-a-Treat-Derrick (2 votes, 1 year 4 weeks in pqueue) - This is just weird...

http://videosift.com/video/The-Machine (7 votes, 10 months 3 weeks in pqueue) - Beautiful 19th century-themed stop motion animation.

Wonder if Derrick Brown predicted THAT.

Hey, Texas is a big fucking state-We grows some smart motherfuckers here as well-the stereotypical Texan to the Brits and Japanese still involves horses and six-shooters, longhorns and oil derricks. You wanna rip on a state fulla wankers, try Mississippi, Arkansas, West Virginia, Kentucky....fuck, Ever been to Montana or Nebraska?? Central Kansas??

Let's try California-As a transplant to that flaky, fucking wonderland, I encountered day after day after day the most gullible, self-absorbed idgits imaginable, bereft of common sense and practical life skills, with a glazed look in the eyes reminiscent of so many white-tailed deer frolicking on Texas highways with headlights-in-eyes. For christ sakes, they elected a no-acting hack more than once, to govern the motherfucker. Remember Jerry Brown??? Fuck man, Arnold's goddamn family had positions of power in Nazi Germany....real fucking bright those fault-dwellers-Zappa said it best-

"California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them....

"You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you"

-Flakes

hey mycroft, thanks for the input. I´ll reply after it passes through the brazilian bureaucracy, which looks indeed like "brazil", the film.
cheers!

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Sorry I was late to the roast.....

A Brazilian Wolverine... you know what that means, all claws, no carpet. Grrr baby. GRRRrrrrrrr.

You know this wrong to subject us to roasting Neuralnoise. What are we supposed to make fun of the fact that he is really really good looking. Like Derrick Zoolander? Are we supposed to make light of the fact that he is creepy nice? I mean if say something like,

"What you don't know is that girl in the photo is his wife."

Crickets, and it is just wrong. Plus, I resorted to making fun of the fact that all Brazilian men are lascivious creeps. You can't make fun of a man for being really really good looking and creepy nice. It can't be done. That's all I have left. I fart in your direction.

Sorry I was late to the roast.....

A Brazilian Wolverine... you know what that means, all claws, no carpet. Grrr baby. GRRRrrrrrrr.

You know this wrong to subject us to roasting Neuralnoise. What are we supposed to make fun of the fact that he is really really good looking. Like Derrick Zoolander? Are we supposed to make light of the fact that he is creepy nice? I mean if say something like,

"What you don't know is that girl in the photo is his wife."

Crickets, and it is just wrong. Plus, I resorted to making fun of the fact that all Brazilian men are lascivious creeps. You can't make fun of a man for being really really good looking and creepy nice. It can't be done. That's all I have left. I fart in your direction.

A Brazilian Wolverine... you know what that means, all claws, no carpet. Grrr baby. GRRRrrrrrrr.

You know this wrong to subject us to roasting Neuralnoise. What are we supposed to make fun of the fact that he is really really good looking. Like Derrick Zoolander? Are we supposed to make light of the fact that he is creepy nice? I mean if say something like,


"What you don't know is that girl in the photo is his wife."

Crickets, and it is just wrong. Plus, I resorted to making fun of the fact that all Brazilian men are lascivious creeps. You can't make fun of a man for being really really good looking and creepy nice. It can't be done. That's all I have left. I fart in your direction.

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I've been meaning to *promote this for a while. There's lots of Derrick Comedy stuff on here, so I'm surprised this hasn't received more votes.

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De nada.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Thanks a lot bro!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote