Ok, so some cultural illumination seems like a good idea about now.

A battered sav: A sausage covered in batter then deep fried. The idea here is that the gymnasts penis is a sausage being dipped in batter and/or the method of cooking the battered sav into boiling oil as he drops towards the ground.

Party/crazy date: Date is an anus. The Party/crazy date, when one pivots and spins flashing his date for all to see.

Spinning date: A backflip.

Hello boys: This is where the gymnast opens his legs and seemingly presents his testicles. Onlookers would no doubt say, in the Carry On tradition, "Hello boys".

Flatbag: bag meaning scrotum. Self-explanitory.

A bit of a goose: A goose means a fool. To be "a bit of a goose" means to have done something a little foolish or embarrassing. This is used when the gymnast performs what looks like a goosestep ala Nazi soldiers.

Hope this helps without being condescending.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

We seem hellbent on destroying words. I mean, we now use the same word to describe Homer's Iliad as we do to describe facial hair and deep-fried, bacon-wrapped hot dogs. When something truly epic or awesome happens, how will we be able to describe it?


doubleplusawesome?

My initial reaction was "$250 for a pen? what are you going to write with it anyway?"

But watching the video, there is clearly some awesome* skill there, and as someone who has spent large amounts of time practising cuts with a wooden sword, I feel I'm in no position to question the utility of how someone else spends their time and money.


*damnit, I did that without thinking about it!

>> ^ulysses1904:

No doubt I'm showing my age with this but is there some mantra effect that results in using the word "awesome" so much? I'm referring to the title here, nothing to do with the video (although it's awesome how many levels of awesome they can pack into one pen).

We seem hellbent on destroying words. I mean, we now use the same word to describe Homer's Iliad as we do to describe facial hair and deep-fried, bacon-wrapped hot dogs. When something truly epic or awesome happens, how will we be able to describe it?

Deep-fried in peanut oil and seasoned with special shaky spices, FRESH CAUGHT ANCHOVIES(in your cast net while you wait for the big ones)!!

Deep fry any edible insects in the same fashion, tasty!!

"Don't eat anything for about 1 day prior"

I laughed pretty good at that.
In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
Sorry, let me make it easier for you:

http://www.grouprecipes.com/43866/the-5000-calorie-deep-fried-burger.
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Constitutional or not? Forget the constitution for a moment.
Ask yourself if the Mafiosi during prohibition (or now for that matter) who exacted payments from business owners in neighborhoods in Chicago under promise of either protection or retribution for non-compliance were protected under any laws save those of corruption, graft, extortion, and thuggery.

No difference here simply an emperor in new clothes. Rather than allowing such insanity to continue why don't we all pull our collective heads from our asses and wake up to the crime being perpetrated in just about every piece of legislation set forth from now on?

Let's suggest a solution to the health problem in the United States: Train the next two generations of TV-Addicted robots to stop putting poison in their bodies and place serious limitations on adverts for crap food. Dismember the Agri-lobby crowd inside the beltway. Dismantle Monsanto and other poisonous corporations dead-set on CREATING the health problems of the U.S. , etc. Ban advertising of a battery of staple products, fast-foods, etc.

Charge MORE money for crap food instead of making deep-fried roadkill from MC D's, Pizza Hut, etc. dirt, fucking cheap. Make the Mayo clinic's power foods list the most affordable stuff on the planet.

Reprogramming of dysfunctional habits is what is needed. Not some crap president's evil plan to keep the statusquo. He's a tool, his plan is bound to add to his legacy of shit. Fuck, the man is FROM the most corrupt city in the country!?? Can't those with an IQ over 110 get the gist?

>> ^oOPonyOo:

Wow, that is a whole lot of crazy. Public humiliation and such extreme violence. What is with the gun? Do you want to use that gun on your daughter?
Thanks for that link to the belt-whipping guy - again, all kinds of crazy.
Did this guy reach out to his community for advice on how to discipline, or did he just assume that "father knows best"? I think she was reaching out to her community to vent and perhaps find some solution or support.
I think all is well answered above, and a very interesting discussion. I am thinking though that belts and guns are a "Dangerous Method". Wait for the results down the road. Um, movie reference, in case you didn't.


What is it with people and guns?

If he'd driven over it with his car would you all be here asking if he wanted to run over his daughter?
If he'd thrown it in a deep fryer would you all be here asking if he wanted to deep fry his daughter?
If he'd hit it with a hammer?

He (Gasp) owns a gun and used the gun to destroy some of his own property. Get over it already, your own personal phobias and prejudices don't apply here.

My in laws made two turkeys this time, one deep fried, and one backup turkey in case the deep fried thing didnt work out. The deep fry bird came out looking shrunken and very dark, we thought disaster. But it turned out to be the better of the two once you got past the crispy shell.

i deep fried some chicken mcnuggets in pancake batter... twas very good ... stupid, but smart. but stupid.

I can't believe there is such a thing as deep fried butter. That's just horrifying.

I totally understand making up some food that tastes awesome but is terrible for you... But this? How the fuck can someone enjoy the taste of raw butter enough to think deep frying a whole stick is a good idea? I like butter myself... with my bread, or some crackers, etc. By itself? yuck.

And no its not a dupe because of the 30 seconds.

It takes on a whole different angle, it does not revolve around the rifle scene like the rifle scene does, this is about shrimp.


" You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Source(s):
imdb.com "

>> ^Mammaltron:

Who the hell deep fries a whole frozen turkey?


Ever tried marijuana?

Who the hell deep fries a whole frozen turkey?

>> ^BoneRemake:

This is probably be the only video of these douche bags I upvote, I really like their idea of encapsulating a burger in macaroni and then deep frying it, that's an original idea.


I don't know, are they douchebags? I just assumed that they are essentially playing characters, and poking fun at douchebags in a really over-the-top way.