Ending words "I hate Sebatian Coe" was Chris Morris from The Day Today.

*kicks da
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\\ it is a sad day today. you is no longer the queen of the lounge. UP has surpassed you. : you will always be the queen in my heart. please regain your throne =\^\^=. i is so sad for ya bud. :

LOL stfu
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\ it is a sad day today. you is no longer the queen of the lounge. UP has surpassed you. : you will always be the queen in my heart. please regain your throne =\^\^=. i is so sad for ya bud. :

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Sounds like my day today.

>> ^njjh201:

>> ^spoco2:
Wow, this stuff is really disgusting. How is this on CBS news? How is this not a fringe bloody Christian production? Disgusting. [...] HOW does this get onto a normal broadcast tv news?

You misheard. It was CBN news. "Christian News, 24-7".
http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/
Funnily enough CBN News (and their reporter Barbara Wintergreen) was the fictional American channel which supplied The Day Today with its US news segments, eg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO9jGsgPTsk


Ooooooh... That makes much more sense. So yes, it is just another of the HORRIBLE propaganda bullshit stories that those fear mongering douches make.

cool, I can live with that

So it was sort of a slow day today and I was stuck in the shop doing bullshit jobs that needed to be done.

I was detailing/cleaning my boss' truck when I was cleaning, just a cleaning and the slot that is between the steering wheel column and the dash there was a seven inch blade and plastic sheath. You know, for when them Gangstas are around in this town of thousands.

I offered to sharpen it for him.

Time Trumpet was such a clever clever show! I though it was The Day Today ... it stinks of Armando

I've never found his stand up all that entertaining. It's just a series of unamusing ramblings. Which is strange cause he wrote for The Day Today. Maybe Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci carried him

I am always in two minds about posting these sort of videos, but in the end I posted this one because:

1. It's not visually graphic. While you *know* people died in what you just saw, you can't really see it.
2. This footage has been playing on news reports on TV all day today, without warnings or after "watershed" hours.
3. It's news.

If the footage broke any of the above three points, I probably wouldn't have posted it.

I had a good day today, and hearing this again just made it better.

*Doublepromote.

Fantastic stuff. Great vid, really made me laugh. Had a rubish day today and that's just made it all better again. The world needs more people like him

>> ^lucky760:

4 hours later and we went down another time or two. Swapped out the heat sink and hopefully we've seen the end of our troubles for today. One can only hope.


Bad day today, eh? Is SifBot sick?

Oooh.. that eyeliner joke was awesome. Nearly Day Today material.

http://lyrics.wikia.com/The_Tragically_Hip:Morning_Moon

The reactor's down
I guess for Labour Day
Today is the first day I ain't seen the great plume of steam
From across the lake
From across the lake
Hey, that's a morning moon, yeah

I'm not making strange
You said, "Someone's paying"
"When something's too cheap
Somebody's paying something"
You said, "Someone's paying something"
Under a morning moon, yeah
Say those little things that don't make anyone feel better, yeah

It didn't take too much to upset her
Nothing that could clear a room
Just say one little thing that could make me feel better
Under this morning moon, yeah

The sun's a lightbulb
And the moon is a mirror
There are times when you can see
Both the bulb and the mirror
See the bulb in the mirror
And that's morning moon, yeah
Say those little things that don't make anyone feel better, yeah

It doesn't take too much to upset her
It was nothing that could clear a room
Just say one little thing, trying to make you feel better
Under this morning moon, yeah
Under this morning moon, yeah

Morning moon, yeah, trying to make you feel better
Morning moon, yeah, nothing too far from the truth
Morning moon, yeah, trying to make you feel better
Morning moon, yeah, nothing too far from the truth
Morning moon, yeah, trying to make you feel better
Morning moon, yeah, nothing too far from the truth