That mouth is like a fractal of oral sex; an all in one cunnilingus, analingus, ballingus, taintingus, nipple slurping elbow tickler. These aliens were evolved from sea anemone... I wonder if anyone has placed their genitalia in a sea anemone -- I guess that's just one of those questions you ask Paul at the pearl gates.

Don't knock the musical cunnilingus. If you can master that, you will literally be in danger of drowning in ladies.

There are moments where I start to think its not so bad, that it's sorta normal, that it may even be catchy and then suddenly its musical cunnilingus and I'm smacked back into reality.

I know there is a cunnilingus joke somehow in there, I just can't get it.

Thanks!

In reply to this comment by geo321:
*promote the dirty old man.

>> ^legacy0100:

Wow, this is some blunt sex talk lol
"All pounded out, thrashed (?) like veal. For you, by you."


Yeah, I don't think I was really lacking for reasons not to find cunnilingus appealing. He somehow managed to put it in the most brutal and accurate terms ever.

It's not weird. You're just a douchebag.

>> ^bleedmegood:

There are several different variables that factor in to whether or not I will go down on a woman....after all is said and done there are only about 30% of women I deem cunnilingus-worthy.....remarkably tho, I like to receive oral from 100% women.....weird huh? I't's a mystery of science and mathematics I suppose.....
>> ^bananafone:
Same could be said about guys who go down on women. Seriously.
And don't get me started on the guys who refuse just after I go down on them. It's a two way street, boys.

There are several different variables that factor in to whether or not I will go down on a woman....after all is said and done there are only about 30% of women I deem cunnilingus-worthy.....remarkably tho, I like to receive oral from 100% women.....weird huh? I't's a mystery of science and mathematics I suppose.....
>> ^bananafone:

Same could be said about guys who go down on women. Seriously.
And don't get me started on the guys who refuse just after I go down on them. It's a two way street, boys.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'cunnilingus chrischan christian weston chandler autistic meme manboobs gay' to 'cunnilingus, chrischan, christian, weston, chandler, autistic, manboobs' - edited by burdturgler

Some of his comments on youtube:
"A big anvil should of dropped on em after he missed that question" - cunnilingus guy on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

"Erika, let's do a cover! How about Me on top, "covering" you in bed? Haha" - cunnilingus guy on some music video.

WARNING GIRLS: LASER HAIR REMOVAL MAY CAUSE YOU TO ONLY TO BE ABLE TO AROUSED BY BEARDED MALE OR EXCLUSIVELY FEMALE CUNNILINGUS!

...for any of you gals who were considering taking the leap to permanently reliving your pre-pubescence-

Always have said that this cat's particular early sensation on youtube (..."for more information on the Crack Spider's Bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service, in Ottawa.") was one of the best that has ever been produced-Cheers to the plastiquemonkey whose own sense of high art and eye for the incredible super ultra unmundane, was one of the reasons I joined this sideshow in the first place...

Then, as the site became more and more filled with farts, cats, newsclips, and all manner of Hieronymus Bleggh, she and he disassociated, got hornier once they dragged themselves away from the puter went and had a cute little Japanadian baby, and the rest is history...cute history.

She's still around, but that bundle of volcanic island cuteness has her being more of a mommer than a sifter...thak god she still finds time to paint and draw!!

Thank you Ms. Yamaguchi. You are one twisted, fineart, puppy!...and I would love for you to introduce me to all your single Japanese girlfriends-I hear the ladies of Japan love us sensitive American boys-who treat them like queens instead of servants and chattel....and who enjoy cunnilingus and tip good at restaurants and can sing karaoke and play electric guitar and who ride Harleys' and love tube amplification and tiny electronics and ....(man I need to get my ass to Japan before it sinks!)

>> ^MaxWilder:
I found it very easy to imagine someone was quietly performing cunnilingus on her while she recorded this.


Damnit, I was trying to forget about this chick and now that you made me watch it again thinking about this, it's even more arousing... Yup, I'm crossing lines this morning.

I found it very easy to imagine someone was quietly performing cunnilingus on her while she recorded this.

I remember we had a really old tube TV that we played Duck Hunt on as kids. There was something about the TV that if you aimed at the exact center of the screen with the light gun held directly to the glass, the game registered a hit every single shot...

So, being curious at how far duck hunt goes, I decided to use this cheat to beat the game. Guess what? IT NEVER ENDS! Actually, it does end, because they made impossible to win- somewhere after level 100 they start sending 4 ducks up, but you only have 3 bullets to hit them. A few levels of missing 1 duck per level spells your demise. (and no, you can't hit 2 ducks with 1 bullet)

I mean, we expect Atari 2600 games that simply go on forever, but most NES games were beatable, even if the endings were cheesy.

So, even though I've never hunted ducks in real life, never had a complaint about cunnilingus skills, and never threw hot coffee on a coworker and got fired, I feel his pain. The dog had to die.