So he finally snapped eh? Bob, don't do anything crazy. I told you, it's okay.

You got duped. It happens. The guy has been a con man his whole life. He gets by on lying to people. He's good at it. He has an unusual strategy that some people find charismatic. But he's not telling you the truth man. He's just not.


Understand my frustration here, I feel like Carlos Mencia in the fishsticks episode https://southpark.cc.com/topics/qlthm1/gay-fish/wtrl1l


He's off his rocker.

>> ^Yogi:

Carlos Mencia is still doing stealing comedy?

Fixed for ya.

Carlos Mencia is still doing comedy?

does that rustle your jimmies?>> ^Sweetjimmy:

Oh noes the Carlos Mencia of ventriloquism.

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by Fletch.

>> ^Encumberance:

>> ^brycewi19:
Slight twist of irony in that it's a...
dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Carlos-Mencia-Stealing-Jokes-From-Cosby

Cool. At least we got a few more votes for it.


Good on ya. That's a great attitude to have.

I always hate having dupes called on my sifts.

>> ^brycewi19:

Slight twist of irony in that it's a...
dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Carlos-Mencia-Stealing-Jokes-From-Cosby


Cool. At least we got a few more votes for it.

This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by brycewi19. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

Slight twist of irony in that it's a...

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Carlos-Mencia-Stealing-Jokes-From-Cosby

>> ^mxxcon:

this is similar to carlos mencia vs joe rogan feud.


Except that Louis CK is actually talented.

>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^criticalthud:
we're all a sum of our influences.
if it weren't for generations of culture, we'd all be in the woods grunting, eating worms, and trying to poke eachother with sharp sticks.
none of us are original. get over it

wow...um, I've got an original Leonardo Da Vinci to sell you. I mean, he didn't do it, but since we're all the same, you know...the sum of our influences, it's all the same.


ok. let's say i'm a drummer, and you're listening to me play music. are you just hearing me? or are you experiencing a smorgasbord of musical influences that include everyone who i've ever studied?

If you are listening to me play you are hearing a collective body of work, and my interpretation of it, played on an instrument that in it's own right is a collective product of decades of master craftsmen.
i'd be way lucky to be able to add to that art in an original sense.

it's really just another level of self-awareness. ain't none of us special. it's a lie

>> ^criticalthud:

we're all a sum of our influences.
if it weren't for generations of culture, we'd all be in the woods grunting, eating worms, and trying to poke eachother with sharp sticks.
none of us are original. get over it


wow...um, I've got an original Leonardo Da Vinci to sell you. I mean, he didn't do it, but since we're all the same, you know...the sum of our influences, it's all the same.

this is similar to carlos mencia vs joe rogan feud.

First things first, anal leakages of VideoShit. My name is thinker247, which means that I don't take time off from thinking, even when I'm sleeping. And in my sleep I could roast all of you like the testicle-kabobs that you are.

I told you motherfuckers to keep Blankfist away from the children, and now he's balls-deep in the kids and religion channels. Soon he'll be strutting around, preaching the virtues of anal deflowering as a method of salvation. Just like Oprah.

BeggedmetoPeeonher tells a yawn-inducing story worthy of some podunk Arkansas town's ratty news dish, and we're all supposed to fawn over it like Perez Hilton falling into punji stakes made of cocks.

The "Jester" pops his head in to make some serious announcement that he's made a million times, without even saying a word in jest. Hey Jester, you're as funny as rottenseed is relevant.

Speaking of rotten.cum, his appearance was as necessary as ovarian cancer and not nearly as comical. He couldn't buy a joke if he was Carlos Mencia. But enough of Flavor Flav's oreo baby...

It's time to fuck MrFisk. And unlike your dad, I'm not going to use a condom and I don't care if you tell your mom.

Where to begin with someone whose career hasn't begun? Seriously, of all your articles that I never read, they were terrible. And why pick the Nebraska paper? It's not like any of you can read more than the E at the top of the eye test. And that's only because you all guess.

Some of the fellow sifters mocked your employment at a porn shop, but it doesn't bother me that you were a blow-up sex doll. I just don't understand how you could stand having random semen forced into you every day. You had more douchebags grabbing your vinyl than a hipster music store.

I would write more, but I'm kind of bored...like anyone in Nebraska at any given time of the year.

Also, everyone at this roast has disappointed me. Except for thinker247. What a comedy stud. All of you should take a lesson from him. Seriously, give me money, assholes. I'm the king and I get this kind of worthless response? MrFisk, I'm sorry you had to be here for this. Mainly because there's a cow with a broken heart and an intact rectum, somewhere in Omaha.

Fuck you all.