Well I'm glad I stocked up on supplies. Luckily I'm on the west coast, so depending on the rate of infection... I should have a couple days to bunker down.

Some thing never change. leaders as still stupid as ever. 57 states and 2 to go. Smart, very smart. That's as bad as Dan Quayle with potato.

And Archie Bunker is still a lovable miss guided character whose ideas have long passed.

I'm surprised we couldn't hear a quick f-bomb from whoever was near that camera. Unless they were all hold up in a bunker somewhere, which would be understandable of course.

RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT! Everyone into the bunker!
>> ^TangledThorns:

Without the global warming research there'd be no money for research grants. No grant money means no money for scientists who can't get a real job.

I only appreciated Archie Bunker after I got older and understood what was so damn funny. My dad used to laugh his ass off, though.

>> ^siftbot:

This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared brief by jonny.

So where's the little banner, bot?

I think the ultimate observer is Santa Claus. He knows if you've been naughty or nice and lets face it, blowing up cats in a bunker is pretty darned "naughty." The information is on his list, we just have to wait until Christmas to receive it.

This, of course, explains why physicists never get good toys for Christmas and why members of the so-called "scientific community" are all so intent on trying to disprove Santa's existence.

Bloody hell Hamilton is creepy. His emo laden wording of things, his near god worshipping of her, his bizarre looks towards her.

'Premier exotic dance establishments'? Really, you're going to try to make it sound classy? It's a strip club for fuck's sake.

When she's asked how much she'd been exposed to drugs prior to the whole bunker thing, and says, virtually nothing... 'just pot, meth and cocain'... in who's world is that virtually nothing?

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Wow, and the beginning of the accompanying article is such dribble:
"There is no facile synthesis of the events that transpired at the Wamego missile silo between October 1 and November 4, 2000. The available information is a viscous solution of truths, half-lies, three-quarter truths, and outright lies, the fractionation of which yields no pure product. "

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Nothing is possum proof.
>> ^ZappaDanMan:

Fuck I almost forgot, it's that season again. @dag have the sift servers been put in possum proof bunkers yet? Everyone chew on berries, it confuses them.

Fuck I almost forgot, it's that season again. @dag have the sift servers been put in possum proof bunkers yet? Everyone chew on berries, it confuses them.

And to think Osama Bin Laden was in his bunker just a few months ago, re-watching this kind of footage over and over, proud of what he had accomplished. Sociopathy taken to its extreme.

For some reason this comes to mind: http://videosift.com/video/Colbert-8-8-11-Doomsday-Bargain-Bunkers

Twas funny, but for some reason that whole coffin thing just made me crack up..in public.

In reply to this comment by NetRunner:
I saw it. Pretty awesome, but not as funny as Munchma Quchi and Suq Madiq. :

In reply to this comment by littledragon_79:
You see this? http://videosift.com/video/Colbert-8-8-11-Doomsday-Bargain-Bunkers

His version had me laughing until I cried.

I saw it. Pretty awesome, but not as funny as Munchma Quchi and Suq Madiq.

In reply to this comment by littledragon_79:
You see this? http://videosift.com/video/Colbert-8-8-11-Doomsday-Bargain-Bunkers

His version had me laughing until I cried.

You see this? http://videosift.com/video/Colbert-8-8-11-Doomsday-Bargain-Bunkers

His version had me laughing until I cried.