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Is that what your damaged brain came up with? Get it checked out, something’s wrong. Leave it to you to take a full written explanation of my motives for distrusting this exagerated salesmanship and not understand a word.

If Road and Track did the test and you posted it, it would be all good.

When Elon in private creates this video to show fanboys (notice no audience at the test track), it’s blatantly obvious he has not just his thumb, but his entire body weight on the scales. He’s been caught faking it time and time and time again, then failing to live up in real life with no apologies when his customers complain he didn’t provide what he promised for the exorbitant fees he charges.

Again, just look and listen…Tesla in launch mode, chirping but not spinning the tires…old unspecified Porsche at <1000rpm taking off soft, no noise at all, no tire spin, never a high rev, the 911 is not trying to win. Hardly a real test. No audience, no clock, no speed, where are the track numbers for the test (he lists the factory claims for an empty truck at the end, not actual test numbers, not the track results for this race).

I upvoted and promoted your bumper car video. It has nothing to do with you posting it, dummy, that only raises suspicions that it’s dishonest. It’s horrible because it’s clearly being dishonest to over hype and sell a questionable product….it’s a commercial….a bad dishonest commercial.

They also seized a gym, a roundabout and some bumper cars.
https://www.insider.com/taliban-soldiers-kabul-amusement-park-bumper-cars-merrygoround-trampoline-2021-8

Difficult to fight crazy religious people with guns and money.

Also the premise that Afghans exist and that Pashtuns (Taliban) are someone else fighting them turns out to have been silly. These are the people of Afghanistan, they will keep riding that roundabout until it breaks and then they will keep selling drugs to buy more guns.

Biden should have asked them to buy tickets for the roundabout, I guess?

baby wombat bumper cars!

Bumper cars for adults or oceangoing demolition derby?

@xxovercastxx I think it's the hardcore layer of ice at the bottom. Montana is so dry it usually freezes first and then snows leaving powdery snowpack. This last week it sleated and then snowed leaving the city as a bumper car arena.

It's not just one intersection though, is it?

It's like bumper cars. Insane. Crash @4:00 is the best.

Just like bumper cars.

Somewhere, in a dark little shadow beneath a mossy rock, a State Farm Agent is cumming in his pants.

The flying car that everyone was promised (or for many of us here.. that their parents were promised) won't be safe to use unless the following happen:

1.) Anti-gravity technology in a compact scale can be mass produced. (good luck with that one)

2.) It would need an auto-navigation with backups systems for the backup systems (you don't want every tom,dick and harry flying cars above your head just because they can pass a vision test)

3.) Might as well thow in shield technology... might just end up like a bumper car madness in the cities.

4.) Ejection seats with winggliding parachutes are provided (auto deployed by your nanobots in your body if ejected.)

^ answer? no.

but you could take your kids to the bumper cars, instead.

fair trade.

Here's a possible replacement:
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Destroying_The_Bosses_Car/

Oh, and according to my buddy, the car is smoking because the jaws on the machine are hot. (It's used to carry hot steel ingots.) And the manipulators are connected to the ceiling for power, like bumper-cars.

Do these things run on electricity? They sound and look like gigantic bumper cars.