Bruti (above) you the man, ha ha. Snuff is fun once you get used to it. Although some people seem to complain a lot about the black boogers. The first time my brother did it he could not stop sneezing for about 30 minutes. We mocked him, and a good time was had by all.

>> ^Memorare:
it aint just Dominoes kids, and it aint just boogers and buttwipes, and it aint just a little sick that you're likely to get.
=Every= restaurant where food is prepared out of public view by unsupervised employees has this going on.
The lawsuit needs to be against Dominoes to change how and where and under who's view food is prepared.
If you can't watch it being cooked or prepared, don't eat it.


You are SO wrong. I have never seen anything like this in over 10 years of working in food service. Actually, at the places where I've worked, we don't even JOKE about this kind of thing. And we joke about everything. The thing you don't fuck with is the food. Not food for each other, but ESPECIALLY not for the customers.

Maybe you don't understand how fucking hard the restaurant industry is, but we dedicate our LIVES to it, and don't expect very much in return. Our margins are so slim, the whims of the public are so fickle, more restaurants fail than succeed. Some of the greatest chefs in the world have restaurants that lose money. Even the great Gordon Ramsey had to shut his restaurant in Dublin. Our jobs are SO expendable, even if you are the best.

In the face of all of this adversity, we still persevere. We still create fantastic cuisine for you all. I like to think that it is the creativity of chefs that makes dinner time bearable. If it wasn't for chefs, we'd eating boiled meat and overcooked vegetables. Plain boiled potatoes, and no gravy. We don't do our jobs because we're trying to make civilization better, but it is a happy coincidence. We do our jobs because we are compelled to, maybe it is some defect in our personalities, but I like to call that defect Love. We do it for love.

These people aren't cooks. These people are nothing like my people. This doesn't happen in real restaurants. I've worked at many restaurants, and I've worked test shifts at many, many more. I've never seen behaviour ANYTHING like this. I would be reporting it to the health department straight away if I had. And I think that the dozens and dozens of chefs and cooks I've worked with would do the same.

Just because you saw waiting and think you know how it is doesn't make you an expert on restaurant kitchen culture. Try living it, and then come back and tell me what you saw.

[flicks a booger]

Slow the spread of Influenza?... Get a FLu shot? How about COVER YOUR F-KING MOUTH !!!!! ------(boogers)

it aint just Dominoes kids, and it aint just boogers and buttwipes, and it aint just a little sick that you're likely to get.

=Every= restaurant where food is prepared out of public view by unsupervised employees has this going on.

The lawsuit needs to be against Dominoes to change how and where and under who's view food is prepared.

If you can't watch it being cooked or prepared, don't eat it.

Dominoes is shitty enough, sans boogers. Puke.

I'm from Iowa and I've never seen a booger man or their castle. Hmmm... Mabye I'm a booger man.

mmmm...cheeto boogers

>> ^lucky760:
Wait a second... You just receive one of these standing ovations like 2 days ago! There's gotta be something afoul here. Have you been slipping SiftBot some booger sugar with his flour?
Unbelievably quick accomplishment. Congrats!


lol Thanks

Wait a second... You just receive one of these standing ovations like 2 days ago! There's gotta be something afoul here. Have you been slipping SiftBot some booger sugar with his flour?

Unbelievably quick accomplishment. Congrats!

All babies look like that....Over-stuffed sausages, with more rolls than the Bhagwan Sri Rashneesh...helpless little boogers, never saw this world comin' eh?? That Catholic Schoolroom Lightswitch Plate, is the bomb!!! Where can I get one??

I can't do this-DD's dry bones sense of humor and slow up-take on my own jibs and jabs while chatting.......
Lemme put it this away....chatting with DD is like using that device Hawking's has, with 3 toes of one foot-I told him I pictured him stove-up inna sweaty leather chair with Frito crumbs, and he accused me of being able to seee through the window of his stall-
When he's not going to the latest art-house motion picture abortion, he busies himself with getting really excited about the most mundane things imaginable....someone he met on you tubes' dysfunctional pets, some married woman with a corn fetish, for some reason he's fixated on poodles-He "tagged" me and some other users one day, and I apologize dotdude, for breaking the chain....I dinna have the heart to tell ya how gay that made me feel-tag yer gay....

Oh and he has a great eye for comedy though, he did bring the only black man in Nebraska to the sift, ercell watson, and then all you other crackers reminded him of home and he never came back.....Speaking of an eye, he realy does know art-the fine art of social dysfunction and nerditude, DD, I had no idea the top users of this site were such frikkin' booger-eaters, hell, the only persons who broke that mold are Candians......well, not true Canadians, the plastiquemonkeys are half-Japanese...

Anyhow, give it up for the only person who had any faith in the roast concept working here on such a site fulla sandy vaginas, whiners who breastfed till they could wear corrective lenses, and 20-somethings who, if they have any sense of humor about the world or themselves at all, borrowed it from some coke-addled, hack writer for Comedy Central!(blame those bastards whenever I can)

I thought you would appreciate this:

Reaction to Snakes
• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming.
• Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake.
• Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
• Infantry: "Look, a pussy cat. Come 'ere kitty....Ouch! Hey, that's not a pussy cat."
• Army Aviation: Has GPS grid to snake. Can't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called "The Snake."
• Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it.
• 2nd Ranger: Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.
• MI: analyzes all available intelligence and national asset input on the reptilian situation; reports sighting of Godzilla to National Command Authority.
• JAG: Advises the snake on the rules of engagement and the law of war as it pertains to the snake and its defensive posture.
• Quartermaster: Captures snake and applies a NSN to it. Implements a FOI procedure and picks up snake on property book. Has company commander sign hand receipt for "Snake, Green, One Each," as non-expendable unit property.
• Chemical Corps: Starts to gas the little booger, but then realizes that there is an M-18, A-2 Respirator especially made for snakes, remembers the Chemical Corps Motto, "UTRWBAG" (Up Their Rear With Bugs and Gas), and conducts three experiments on it that have been strictly prohibited by the Clinton Treaty of 1999.
• Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.
• Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants (cooks, mechanics, clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
• Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost.
• Pathfinder: Guides the snake elsewhere.
• AF Fighter Pilot: Mis-identifies the snake as a Russian HIND helicopter and engages it with missiles. Crew chief paints a snake on airplane.
• AF Pararescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake's life.
• Green Beret: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

Lowest common denominator-How bout a special channel for crap like this.....the vomit channel
the fart in public channel
the red stain on women's blouses channel
the drink your own urine channel
the swallow your own booger channel
the take you own feces from the toilet and photograph it channel

shall I go on???

the squeeze pus from a bot fly larvae's home in the head of your penis channel
the bile in a glass channel
ohhh, contents of a babies diaper channel, now there's some dinner conversation for ya.......

Hope this gets down voted into oblivion....but don't expect as much....

My sister has a story from when she was 15 and had her first serious boyfriend, who was 18. She and her buddy went and spied on him in his basement once, and he was sitting there alone watching TV, violently picking his boogers and eating them. Obviously they had to break up after that LOL.