by fate of thylan's rolled D&D die, my name has been selected to be MC for the roast of dotdude.

so: everyone ready for some slow mo roasting?

mo, aka dotdude is an “artist” from louwheezeanna who, according to his website, does not tolerate spam. it gives him a great deal of abdominal discomfort. his primary medium is oil on canvas, a specialty that is tightly capped by his awkwardly-limited rendition of colored dots, which serve as both his source of income and the stimulus for his exceptionally lackluster videosift username. the dude likes dots, period.

dotdude’s work has garnered him some attention, mostly from sympathetic relatives whose pity outweighed good sense, and whose vocal assertions compared his work to 19th century french pointillism. true, dotdude is like an apprehensive modern-day seurat, lacking only the inspiration, subtlety, and talent of the great ones before him, but what he lacks in ingenuity and quality he makes up for in breadth.

in addition to making pretty stipple pictures, dotdude has a vested and noticeable interest in shatner, parkour, and roasts. he’s the primary author on at least half of the sift’s posts about roasts, and has even initiated a survey to “start them off right”. and while I would present this survey for answering were I roasting any other member, seeing as how the majority of said questions were penned by the particleman himself, i decided to use a slightly different questionnaire for this roast. below you will find the roastee’s answers, as soon as the survey is completed.

need more munitions? check here and fire when ready.

lastly, some paperwork. this roast began approximately 8pm EST on February 28 and will conclude at 1:32am EST on March 2. if you are afraid your comments are too offensive to post, send them to me first and i will tell you to man/woman the f*ck up. if you don't have anything nice to say then you've come to the right place.

love,
the riddler roaster