Since we're on the "holy shit 4 year old kids and other children are right" bandwagon, I have some incredible headlines and breaking news that Fucked News needs to report on:

"Learning makes us grow bigger" - Source

"Showering late at night makes your bones melt" - Source: TheCapeCrusader

"If you don't work hard at school you will get donkey ears" - Source: denis

"You have to smoke to live." - Source: Anon

"Boogers can turn into worms and eat your insides" - Source: Anon

"Sleeping with your socks on makes your feet fall off" - Source: bradley

Booger from revenge of the nerds.. would call this man 'Master'.

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by SlipperyPete.

This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by ponceleon. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/German-Soccer-Coach-Eats-Booger

Invocations (dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/German-Soccer-Coach-Eats-Booger) cannot be called by rgroom1 because rgroom1 is not privileged - sorry.

i agree
*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/German-Soccer-Coach-Eats-Booger
sorry @SlipperyPete
>> ^ponceleon:

Would this be considered a dupe?

http://videosift.com/search?q=nose+pick

yeah i'd call this a dupe of http://videosift.com/video/German-Soccer-Coach-Eats-Booger

Limbaugh is an OG troll...before trolling was even a trend. Now that every booger-eating basement dweller has decided to become a troll, Limbaugh has really stepped up his game to show these young schmucks who the king really is.

↑ ↑ nerderiffic alright....booger-pickin' nerdgasm-

I thought this was going to be the sex video with me and Katie Perry.

She always says mine tastes like boogers too... I guess she says that to all the guys.

I watched the unedited one, its no quite as obvious, but still pretty obvious to me. After shaking hands he kind of does the ew I got something gross on my hand thing, then proceeds to wipe it on Clinton. I have no doubt he tried to conceal the maneuver as signal to move on. Anyone who's had an asshole for a friend knows to be suspect when they pat you on the back as they've probably just picked their nose and need a place to dislodge to booger from their finger.

omg. your peta-head anti-type comments are really making me sick. ..mostly because I have to admit to agreeing with Westy, and his awful spelling, on this.

First, I'm pretty sure no one on the sift enjoys forced violence. Forcing dogs to fight is like forcing little kids to fight to the death and that's fucked up and blah blah blah wah wah wah. Yes, we get that.
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However, if you DID force little kids to fight in a thunder dome like setting ..then all of sudden..

they started climbing the walls, falling down playing tag or eating dirt and boogers like it were recess fun happy play time. Same thing here.
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You guys get that the intent of the video was to film a vicious brutal bloody dog fight..

but reality was something more deserving of a little benny hill music.

Hence the hilarity and sift-worthy nature. =P

Whale boogers?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'prison, food, tampering, disgusting, boogers, ass' to 'prison, food, tampering, disgusting, boogers, ass, dominos' - edited by EndAll