Getting fat is like filling a bathtub with water. If you run the spigot faster than the drain, it fills up. Now THAT is heavy science. Burn more calories than you eat = weight loss.

She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss.
He stared back through is green crayola eyes.
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc.
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize.
Joining a fan club with my friends.
Filling our bathtubs with tee shirts and 8 x 10's.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.
Downstairs the late show's blasting 'age of the rock'.
The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way.
Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing 'dig
down deep'.
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray.

Joining a fan club with my pen.
Filling my bathtub with Holy water and amens.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.
Shake that woody.
Shake it for me St. Pinocchio.
You've paid your money, now watch that money grow.

Joining a fan club, best be warned.
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade corwn of thorns.
We'd be so dreamy,
Sharing his black caviar.
While I'm picking up a fallen star.
Joining a fan club is a big mistake.
I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate.
I wished I'd loved him,
Before fate crashed his car.
Say a prayer for the fallen star.

*kids... can't live with 'em, can't drown 'em in a bathtub.
that last moment was great.. "aww.. no she's not!"

I have tried to reproduce this in the bathtub..it's difficult.

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
It doesn't look wet when it climbs out, and no water comes out with it, and the water sound effect is fake-sounding... that's an empty bath.


The video is too low quality to determine that. Besides, the cat wouldn't panic like that if it was an empty bath. Conclusion: water.

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>> ^eric3579:
http://videosift.com/video/Cat-falls-in-bathtub
indeed, it's a dupe


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>> ^eric3579:

http://videosift.com/video/Cat-falls-in-bathtub
indeed, it's a dupe

http://videosift.com/video/Cat-falls-in-bathtub

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

It doesn't look wet when it climbs out, and no water comes out with it, and the water sound effect is fake-sounding... that's an empty bath.


Agreed. Still funny as hell though.

What did they call those guys who cook up shit in their bathtubs and go around selling it town to town in a completely unregulated (free market) environment? OH YEAH!

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Hundreds of government officials in Moscow are given permits to use blues on their cars, and the rich got their sticky fingers on some as well. Those blue buckets are what the common folks use to protest the entire concept of handing out the right of way for a bathtub of rubles.