”Impeachment”
An anagram of “Emphatic Men”

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1207535598313050113

One of my blue post forum mod handles was an anagram of Jeffrey Lebowski. Thank you, Jeff, you rock. How is John Goodman just now getting his star tho?

1. I tend not to like lists like these, so I always ensure that at least some answers are completely made up. In protest I will not reformat this list to make it more readable.
2. I was quite good at fencing. I was Irish national sabre champion, but that's a lot less impressive than it sounds.
3. I won Miss Fencing Intervarsities 3 years running. I'm male.
4. I'm a Monty Python fan to an unhealthy degree. I co-wrote the first Python FAQ online, based on actual questions that were asked frequently.
6. I have called every living member of Monty Python 'Michael' except Michael Palin. I called him Terry. None of them called me on it.
7. I have what amounts to a secret crush on someone here on the sift. They always say what I'm thinking, but far more eloquently than I ever can. I grin when they upvote me.
8. I have a Scaramanga-style extra nipple.
9. I have a son. My girlfriend's waters broke while I was watching Alien. I'm more proud of the second part than the first... lots of other people have tiny pet humans.
10. I was once kicked in the head by Armand Assante (a b-list-ish actor).
11. I can sing the names of about 20 particularly nasty diseases.
12. I'm batman.
13. I've been online since the 80s, but at this stage the web is pretty much read-only for me. I'm more active here on the sift than anywhere else, and that's not saying much.
14. I was in Russia during the 'invasion of Georgia' in 2008. In fact, I was in the mountains bordering the two countries and saw the situation almost first-hand. Before then I had little confidence in the news we get here in the west; now I have almost none. Stuff broadcast as fact was (to me) easily proven false at the time, and the subsequent UN report backs up my side of the story.
15. I teach tai chi.
16. One of my happiest memories is not sleeping with a hot (and very cool) Norwegian woman.
17. I once ran a marathon backwards. It's not as easy as it sounds.
18. My grandmother owned race horses, including one who holds a significant record in Cheltenham. She's quite famous here in Ireland (to a certain generation at least).
19. Online (and sometimes off) I tend to use anagrams of my name. The idea is that it's hard to find Noims from my real name (until someone ruins that), but not too hard to go the other direction. My avatar is based on the same principle. There are at least 3 other Noimses online, but I was the first.
20. My favourite piece of software is the vi editor (specifically gvim). I have no idea what my favourite book, music, or non-python film are.
21. I'm a keen gamer, but most offline. I hate Steam. I've been playing Nethack since the 80s, and still play in the devnull competition yearly... it's the longest running online game tournament there is.
22. I think one of the worst facts in the world is that marketing works.
23. I was in a metal band called the Bubonic Duck-Fuckers from Hell (BDF).
24. I used to be big into RPGs (role playing - not rockets). I once got first prize in 3 games in a single weekend convention with 4 game slots.
25. I love the number 12, and know all the powers up to 12^12. Consequently I dislike the number 5. I strongly tend to favour multiples/powers of 12 over those of 5.

See the second comment.

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Jimmy-Carr-s-Amazing-Anagram-on-QI

Jimmy Carr's Amazing Anagram on QI has been added as a related post - related requested by bareboards2.

I missed much of the middle of the video while I was busy being annoyed that BGYOR isn't an anagram of anything.

Of course, Clayton Sotos is also an anagram of "Tasty Colon O's" ...

I ran Clayton Sotos thru an Anagram Generator, my favorite that fits the video... ASS TNT COOL YO.

>> ^spoco2:
I'm sure his name is an anagram.

Toasty Colons

Pretty sure the fat naked old man farting powder might also be a small hint, I dunno though, I'm not an expert.
>> ^spoco2:

Wow, this is quite an involved fake Dell ad.
"Fake? Fake you say? Mufflefffufflefuffle... this can't be Fake SIR!"
Oh, but it has to be.
The site that the Vimeo account links to has no legal text on the site or the source. Dell would never make a site without a ream of legal guff on it. The Tumblr account for Clayton only has pictures going back to last month.
I'm sure his name is an anagram.
The Vimeo video page has nowhere near enough information.
The video shows him having issue using touch gestures, they'd never let that through.
It's pretty nicely done, and will fool a lot of people. But not me sir, no, not me, I'm so very smart

Wow, this is quite an involved fake Dell ad.

"Fake? Fake you say? Mufflefffufflefuffle... this can't be Fake SIR!"

Oh, but it has to be.

The site that the Vimeo account links to has no legal text on the site or the source. Dell would never make a site without a ream of legal guff on it. The Tumblr account for Clayton only has pictures going back to last month.

I'm sure his name is an anagram.

The Vimeo video page has nowhere near enough information.

The video shows him having issue using touch gestures, they'd never let that through.

It's pretty nicely done, and will fool a lot of people. But not me sir, no, not me, I'm so very smart

New Millenium Cyanide Christ

I'M A CARNAL, ORGANIC ANAGRAM. HUMAN FLESH INSTEAD OF WRITTEN LETTERS.
I REARRANGE MY PATHETIC TISSUE. I INCISE. I REPLACE. I'M REFORMED.
I ERADICATE THE FAKE PRE-PRESENT ME. ELEVATE ME TO A HIGHER HUMAN FORM.
THE CHARACTERS I AM, MADE INTO A WORD COMPLETE, THEN I'LL BE THE NEW NORM.

SELF INFLICTED FRACTURES. I REPLACE MY BONES WITH BARS;
ALUMINUM BLEEDING OXIDE; THE DRUG OF GODS INTO MY POUNDING VEINS

(A HUMAN PUZZLE FOR ALL TO SCORN. NO FACE. NO BACK. DIRECTIONLESS.
MY SCARRED EDITION I'LL DISPLAY; THE ORGANIC WORD FOR NOTHINGNESS)

MY RECEIVING EYES EXCHANGED WITH FUSES; BLINDNESS INDUCED TO PREVENT DESTRUCTION.
CERAMIC BLADES IMPLANTED PAST MY RIBS TO SAVE ME FROM THE DUES OF INHALATION.
I TEAR MY WORLDLY USELESS SKIN. STAPLES TO PIN IT OVER MY EARS.
NON-RECEPTIVE OF UNGODLY SOUNDS - I DISABLE THE AUDIO-GENERATORS OF FEAR.

HEXAGONAL BOLTS TO FILL MY MOUTH, SHARPENED TO DEPLETE THE CREATOR OF ALL VIOLENCE;
WITHOUT SPEECH THERE WILL BE NO DECEIT

(MY FEET I CRUSH. THE FLESH I CUT AWAY, SO AS TO NOT PRODUCE THE SOUND OF THEIR PRESENCE ON ROTTEN GROUND)

BAPTIZED IN VITRIOLIC ACID. A FINAL TOUCH. A SMOOTHING OF FEATURES.
COMPLETION OF THE GREATEST ART; TO CAST THE GODLY CREATURES.
HUMANS, ONCE ASTRAY; MADE DIVINE. STRIPPED OF CONGENITAL FLAWS.
WE'RE INCANDESCENT REVELATIONS IN A WORLD OF DARKENED FORMS.

(CONFIDE IN MY NEW AGE DOGMA. SWALLOW THE INDOCTRINATION. YOU'LL COME TO LOVE IT HERE,
THE SUICIDAL ATMOSPHERE. LET ME INTO YOUR COMMON MIND. I'LL PLANT MY THOUGHTS INTO ITS SOIL.
WALK AMONG US SELF-MADE GODS, DEIFIED THROUGH THE PAINS OF SELF TORTURE)

DISCIPLES, COME JOIN WITH ME TO SAVE A FAILED HUMANITY. FOLLOW THE GOD OF CYANIDE INTO THE NEW ETERNITY.
BEHOLD; A SACRIFICIAL RASE A CLEANSING WORSHIPPING OF PAIN.
THE NEW MILLENIUM CHRIST HERE TO REDEEM ALL FROM LIES

(I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU ALL. I'VE COME TO LIGHT YOUR WAY)

You know what this reminds me of?

"Put smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot" -- Jimmy Carr's anagram on QI.

1. *carrots

-This would include but not be limited to: "videos which feature a carrot or information about carrots, whether: graphically, verbally or metaphorically."

2. *threewhitevans

-This channel would be composed of videos that include no more or less than three white vans. Three vans that are definitely included in many videos on the Sift, that I see all the time, but about which no one will believe me.

3. *hester mofet

-The videos in this channel all have names which form complete anagrams of words or phrases, especially those involving: murder, carrots, or which (directly or indirectly) poke fun at my impotence.