meh. Another hamfisted attempt at humor to fill time.

Woulda been slightly funnier if quagmire was pulling the beads and then quietly did his trademark "allriiight."

Seriously, this is why Family Guy keeps going down hill. No one thinks it's funny when you explain the joke you just told.

That was from 1975, so if it wasn't Welcome To The Machine, it woulda been Physical Graffiti by Zeppelin... or A Night At The Opera by Queen... or Rush Fly By Night...

Ozzy woulda bit it in half.

No,

Come with me to my Urban Paradise. Where being a bitch is always rewarded with metal pipes and being a bro is rewarded with your own bitch plus a pipe to keep them in line.

Welcome to paradise my child!

>> ^sme4r:

I'm white and I woulda screamed, "hit the bitch!" or "would you like fries with that?" Should I go back to the suburbs?>> ^Darkhand:
This video makes me hate fucking white people.
STOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!
CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!
How about you just shut the fuck up, go back to the surburbs, and knit a fucking sock.
I don't know what happened to provoke these guys, but when not ONE but TWO people jump over a counter, run after the guy you're fair game. I'm not saying he should have kept whacking them with a pipe while they were down but jesus lady shut up screaming STOP isn't going to do anything. Why don't YOU call the fucking cops or stand in between them or something JUST STOP SCREAMING! I would've hit her with the pipe too just for good measure.
VIOLENCE HAPPENS and if all you can do is SCREAM you're SCREWED.

I'm white and I woulda screamed, "hit the bitch!" or "would you like fries with that?" Should I go back to the suburbs?>> ^Darkhand:

This video makes me hate fucking white people.
STOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!
CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!
How about you just shut the fuck up, go back to the surburbs, and knit a fucking sock.
I don't know what happened to provoke these guys, but when not ONE but TWO people jump over a counter, run after the guy you're fair game. I'm not saying he should have kept whacking them with a pipe while they were down but jesus lady shut up screaming STOP isn't going to do anything. Why don't YOU call the fucking cops or stand in between them or something JUST STOP SCREAMING! I would've hit her with the pipe too just for good measure.
VIOLENCE HAPPENS and if all you can do is SCREAM you're SCREWED.

Yeah, rorsharch that shit up.
>> ^shagen454:

I wanna see the aftermath... but at least he did not reach for the french frying pan and toss that on them, woulda been worse.

I wanna see the aftermath... but at least he did not reach for the french frying pan and toss that on them, woulda been worse.

HERP DERP DERP. No shit.

In reply to this comment by The_Ham:
No nuke was detonated over germany. Time to read a book.




In reply to this comment by budzos:
I bet you woulda punched ol' Hitler square in the jaw eh? Numbskull.

In reply to this comment by The_Ham:
I was taught that when Ive made a mistake, I need to take action to make things right, not get paid to do interviews about it.

First, if I had realized what I had done was wrong, I would have gone straight to the lab and pulled all the wires out of the thing, and destroyed the plans. He didnt.

Or...I would have been in Japan after the war ended, trying to help those who are still getting cancer from the mess I helped create. He didnt. (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7917541)



Ive made plenty of "contributions to science", but you don't see anyone excusing me of war crimes

No nuke was detonated over germany. Time to read a book.




In reply to this comment by budzos:
I bet you woulda punched ol' Hitler square in the jaw eh? Numbskull.

In reply to this comment by The_Ham:
I was taught that when Ive made a mistake, I need to take action to make things right, not get paid to do interviews about it.

First, if I had realized what I had done was wrong, I would have gone straight to the lab and pulled all the wires out of the thing, and destroyed the plans. He didnt.

Or...I would have been in Japan after the war ended, trying to help those who are still getting cancer from the mess I helped create. He didnt. (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7917541)



Ive made plenty of "contributions to science", but you don't see anyone excusing me of war crimes

I bet you woulda punched ol' Hitler square in the jaw eh? Numbskull.

In reply to this comment by The_Ham:
I was taught that when Ive made a mistake, I need to take action to make things right, not get paid to do interviews about it.

First, if I had realized what I had done was wrong, I would have gone straight to the lab and pulled all the wires out of the thing, and destroyed the plans. He didnt.

Or...I would have been in Japan after the war ended, trying to help those who are still getting cancer from the mess I helped create. He didnt. (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7917541)



Ive made plenty of "contributions to science", but you don't see anyone excusing me of war crimes

Woulda' been better if it was 'Jolene' by Cake.

Wow, who woulda thought?!? Me! On the Internet! Learning to DANCE!

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>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

I normally don't bother lookin' since i can't invoke it anyhow but..
http://videosift.com/video/Man-Catches-Marlin-with-his-BARE-HANDS
Like my father used to say about stuff hiding in plain sight, ahem:
"Had it been an attack-video, you'd have been bit"
= P
>> ^TheGenk:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
this is a dupe. i figured someone else woulda caught it by now

I didn't find it on the sift and it seems like so couldn't you.



Fair enough. =)

I normally don't bother lookin' since i can't invoke it anyhow but..

http://videosift.com/video/Man-Catches-Marlin-with-his-BARE-HANDS

Like my father used to say about stuff hiding in plain sight, ahem:
"Had it been an attack-video, you'd have been bit"

= P
>> ^TheGenk:

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
this is a dupe. i figured someone else woulda caught it by now

I didn't find it on the sift and it seems like so couldn't you.