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Worst Autotune Ever

Bill Maher And Rep Anthony Weiner Discuss Healthcare 9/11/09

demon_ix says...

^ Just so you know, in Israel, we have several "private" healthcare companies, and they're by no means considered insurance. There is no such thing as a pre-existing condition and there is no such thing as being denied treatment for irrelevant technicalities like I've been hearing happens in the US too often.

I'm not entirely sure how exactly our model works, since I've never had any problems with it or attempted to find out. There is no assigned doctor = I can go to whichever doctor I want, but I prefer the ones who work with my healthcare provider, since those will cost me almost nothing.

The only problems I can think of right now are the doctor shortages, hospital bed shortages and controversy on the approved-drug policy (they're thinking of adding Viagra to the list of government subsidized drugs...).

So, in conclusion, my point is that you guys are getting screwed by your insurance industry at the moment. There is no other way to say this.

Constitution gives us the right to travel

kronosposeidon says...

This video is like Viagra to blankfist (Ron Paul, North Carolina, etc). Or maybe booze (the legal-ese limp dick at the end). Or maybe both. On one hand, this guy got away with it. At the same time, the lawyer is stating (and probably correctly) that the case of Lt. Col. Sullivan (Ret.) does NOT establish a precedent. He states (quite correctly) that the state can NOT deny your right to *travel. However, they can regulate how you travel. In other words, Lt. Col. Sullivan better not travel far and think that he's immune from prosecution.

Me? I tend to agree with the state on this one: In all 50 states of the republic, driving is a privilege, not a right. No one is saying that you are forbidden from going from Point A to Point B. However, you can't go there while driving a motor vehicle, unless you demonstrate the ability to safely do so. I don't think it's unfair of the state, i.e., the people, to demand that you demonstrate the ability to safely navigate its (our) roads without killing a hapless motherfucker or two because of your reckless ass.

I've been driving for over 25 years, and have received numerous traffic citations, almost all of them for speeding. Now I'm no fan of bad cops, but I will submit to you that bad drivers are a genuine menace. If there is a single person here who has never been genuinely put in danger of life or limb because of a bad driver, now is your time to speak up. Otherwise, I refuse to accept the philosophy of "No harm, no foul" when it comes to traffic violations. Now I am NOT defending excessive fines for traffic violations. However I will defend the enforcement of traffic laws. So help me, imaginary Jesus.

Yo mama so old, she remembers Czar Nikolai! (Asia Talk Post)

Yo mama so old, she remembers Czar Nikolai! (Asia Talk Post)

The Daily Show: Dirty Bird Special

HollywoodBob says...

Viagra! Making it possible for icky old farts to make young people's skin crawl since 1998.

Curse you Pfizer!!!!

Now I think I'm gonna go take a shower in muriatic acid, I really feel dirty after watching this video.

Life Cereal Commercial

kronosposeidon says...

Mikey was from the '70s (first aired in 1972, to be precise). I can still remember it. I'm one year older than him. Now we're both middle-aged. We should do Viagra commercials together.

*nochannel *kids *commercial *cooking *vintage *promote

Ron Paul on Israel's Invasion of Gaza

CIA: "Viagra Helping Win War in Afghanistan?" [Really]

CIA: "Viagra Helping Win War in Afghanistan?" [Really]

CIA: "Viagra Helping Win War in Afghanistan?" [Really]

CIA: "Viagra Helping Win War in Afghanistan?" [Really]

First Amendment R.I.P.

thinker247 says...

"As a religious person, I am offended by this."

And I'm offended by Viagra commercials, Mormons continually asking me if I've heard about Jesus, unilateral and preemptive war, gargantuan SUVs, Proposition 8, and a myriad of other things. But you don't see me protesting billboards for them.

Barack and Michelle Obama on 60 Minutes

Pranked Palin

joedirt says...

Transcript from dailykos:

SP Assist: This is Betsy.
MA: Hello, Betsy. This is Frank l’ouvrier (Frank the worker], I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
MA: No problem.

SP Assist: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her.
MA: Okay thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line.
SP Assist: Ok he’s coming to the line.

SP: This is Sarah.
MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

SP: Hellloooo...(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, it’s not him yet, I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them.

FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
SP: Oh...so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FNS: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday (the most famous French singer, looks like and sings like Elvis), you know?
SP: Yes! Good!

FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
SP: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and--

FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish—

FNS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha

FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.

FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
SP: [Giggle]

FNS: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi" [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]

FNS: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
SP: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my ass I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
SP: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM and Stef Carse is a Quebecois country singer who covered Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart in French in the 90s].
SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
SP: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.

FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called "Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne" [Translate: Lipstick for a sow literally (but not properly) but it actually means an uninhibited girl] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber..."
SP: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

FNS: I just want to be sure, I don’t’ quite understand the phenomenon "Joe the Plumber," that’s not your husband, right?
SP: Mmhmm, that’s into my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, "Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui."
SP: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

FNS: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
SP: Yeah that’s what we’re up against.

FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s "Nailin Palin."
SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.

FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal
SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell she’s pissed]

FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
[SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, "For chrissakes...that was ??? Just a radio station prank...chrissakes..."]

MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
[Man’s voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
SP Assist: Hi, I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.



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