Impressive squared?
That's what it would look like if a archeologist did unboxing videos.

*ban
Unbox cart

Cool. Gal Gadot is doing unboxing videos of tactical flashlights on YouTube. I don't see what all the controversy is about.

$15,000 dildo sounds totally worth it. https://www.lelo.com/inez

Thor Buckswallow writes:
"This is the kind of toy that only comes around once in a lifetime. When you first insert this gorgeous pleasure rod into your hoo hah, your toes will curl while your left arm goes numb as receptors fly across your body delivering messages that could end world hunger. The first time I unboxed this hedonist pole and rammed it like a battering ram into the door of a third-world immigrant living in Germany into my vaginal cavity, I screamed so loud that my neighbors (who live 3 miles away on their own estate) called the police. I had to pay off the local police chief so he would bury the incident. Not a negative, though, since paying the local authorities off so they wouldn't interfere with the weekend torture rituals was on my to-do list anyways! LOL! Great product, would recommend."


Although I 'll be spending my hard earned money on this special treat.

"Earl", Quite simply the most distinguished gentleman’s plug in the world, is the finest butt plug in the land and for $2590 a bargain. https://www.lelo.com/earl

That's it, I think I've finally figured it out.

Every night, each host is put into a cold-storage unit until the next show. When they're unboxed for the next taping, their minds are wiped and reverted to an early stage of childhood, so they may emerge into a world of light, color and fantasy, and gawk genuinely at the most mundane, absurd, and overproduced shit-shows humanity has yet to create.

The talking heads on most of these reality shows are the personified equivalent of the laugh-track. Just there to convince you to feel whatever emotion the creators want you to have.

Anyway, opera!

*ban

related:
@https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO-a8fFZ0Qo#t=40

http://videosift.com/video/Fastest-Kinder-Surprise-Egg-Unboxing-With-Just-One-Hand

http://videosift.com/video/8-Adet-S-rpriz-Yumurta-Acma-Unboxing-8-Surprise-Eggs

Your video, Unboxing Hibernating Pet Tortoise, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I like this commercial, but Boxx workstations are basically just a rackmount server with nVidia quadro/tesla cards and a remote PCoIP card. If money is no limit, I can build you an 80-core workstation with 2TB ram and 200TB of storage. (probably about 6kW of power required). You'd have to run Windows 2012 Server to support that much ram though (8.1 pro only supports 512GB)
EDIT: with recently released Xeon E7v2, can have 8*15-core, so 120 cores, and 4TB ram...


Most of their arguments are ATI vs nVidia and Windows vs Mac OS X.

I got to unbox a MacPro two weeks ago, they are quite nice, small, easy to open (flip 1 switch, then lift). What's different about seeing them in person is how shiny it is - all the images made it seem kinda flat black, but it's very glossy. The internal SSD could sustain 900+ MB/s (both read and write) on the Blackmagic benchmark tool. Really impressive. Attach a thunderbolt Drobo, and you are set for storage capacity.

Normally unboxing videos are so boring.

But if anyone doesn't smile at least one during this they have no Seoul.

This looks to be the same machines installed in Japan over a year ago http://videosift.com/video/Live-Crab-Vending-Machine-so-wrong-so-very-wrong . The Japanese video shows one of the crabs being "unboxed"

>> ^brycewi19:

>> ^ant:
Is this video working at all?

Yup, it loads up just fine for me.


Now, it works. I guess there was a technical problem over there.

>> ^ant:

Is this video working at all?


Yup, it loads up just fine for me.

As this is not a professional production, it's not terrible.

*nochannel *wtf *videogames *comedy *geek

Also looks like an obvious *parody of all those stupid unboxing videos to me.

If the unboxing videos were more like this, I would watch more of them: