Sorry @ant, please don't take this personally.

Fuck you, Michael Bay. You're an awful filmmaker and you haven't managed to elicit 0.01% of the emotion I felt watching the animated Transformers movie as a kid and while that was basically just an extended toy commercial, at least it had... Christ, I dunno... balls? A sense of fun? A stupidly awesome 80s soundtrack?("Dare" is still on my running playlist and it brings a smile to my face every goddamn time)

Eh, screw this noise, I'm off to watch the Thor trailer again.

Tl;dr: there isn't enough alcohol on the planet to make me enjoy this abomination.

Agreed, I was stoked by this trailer. The music fits perfectly. And I laughed out loud at Thor's reaction to the Hulk's appearance in the arena. Fingers crossed it will be as awesome as the trailer looks.

That does look quite excellent. I may be unusual in having quite enjoyed the first two Thor movies, and have also like what Waitit's done to date. Don't think I'll watch any more clips of this so as to not spoil anything else...

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Well, if you pay Taika Waititi to direct your movie what do you expect?

Personally, I wasn't that keen on the first two Thor movies but I think this looks Fucking Awesome.

Also... Immigrant Song FTMFW.... *rocknroll

Thor will handle any concerns that Marvel might have over DC's movies. Just keep hitting refresh.

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Thank you, Thor and C'Thor, for protecting us with your wind turbines -- and for secretly engineering a device to one day unleash thunder and lightning upon the enemies of humanity.

Dear sweet baby thor, that guy is an ass. I then found this guy from his channel, and found out that coconuts aren't vegan?

Aliens with the tech to get here from another solar system would mop us up.

We simply couldn't fight that.

Back in the '70s scientists came up with a space weapon they called THOR, which is essentially a crowbar-sized bit of metal that has guidance fins at the back. Drop that from outer space and the simple energy of it falling creates an immense amount of damage at ground level.

Aliens who could get here from another solar system could simply throw chunks of asteroid at our cities until we capitulated. No space laser is going to stop that. Especially when they'd have space lasers of their OWN to target our space lasers.

This whole thing is pure fantasy. The same kind of diseased minds who believe in God, Ghosts, and Donald Trump's fitness to be President.

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Although I 'll be spending my hard earned money on this special treat.

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