The REAL 11th commandment:

Thou shalt not diss the Hoff.

The Hoff

That is brilliant! But are you sure it's a parody and not more of an... interpretation? I lived in France in the 1990s and their variety shows were full of this 50s-80s nostalgic American-inspired live pieces. They had (have?) this guy called Johnny Halliday who is a classic American throwback but they absolutely adore him. And the Hoff is still huge in Germany, right?

Is it possible they just wanted to do an American style piece, but didn't have the language?

Thanks!

In reply to this comment by RhesusMonk:
on the contrary: *promote this gem! this is a folklorish remnant of our post cold war *history. and so magically facetious.

it's the Hoff!

Levitation (from Latin levitas "lightness") is the process by which an object is
- suspended against gravity
- in a stable position
- without physical contact

I kinda like the definition of levitation... even though he fails on all points..

If you are to suspend yourself against gravity (all gravity).. You would no longer fall towards the earth, and as the earth moves you would simply continue on your on trajectory trough (and your corpse will fly out of) our solar system at roughly 100,000 km/h.

I'm sure if you do it inside, you might be able to stay on earth due to the surrounding walls, but you better hope there's noone around who wanna play a prank on "the floating guy who tries to pick up girls using magic tricks"... I mean.. once you establish how to have gravity not affect you, it might take some time to figure out how to reverse it..

I dont think this guy has learned to levitate, but if he ever figure it out, i'm sure The Hoff would do the right thing...

>> ^ant:
Seabelts? How about in Star Trek?


The seabelts were for the whales in the 2nd movie i think

When i grow up, i wanna fly like the Hoff-man does.

The Hoff entered the realms of awesome once he began to truly embrace his own reputation.

Thanks for reporting and digging up the fix. I found another working YT version here: http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Le5Rx2xy8Y4

In reply to this comment by jonny:
Your VW Hasselhoff ad is dead.

here's a fix (not the best quality, though):
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x52h4d_volkswagen-the-bettle-interviews-ho_fun

Your VW Hasselhoff ad is dead.

here's a fix (not the best quality, though):
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x52h4d_volkswagen-the-bettle-interviews-ho_fun

OK! The results are in. Last night had to be written off i'm afraid, i'm sure you've all been waiting on tenterhooks, yeah... So here goes!

In third place just pipping mintbbb to the post (with what I think should have won hands down for sheer offensiveness) was firefly with this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
Frankly he took this fest to a whole new level, it scared me a little bit. Well done

In second place with the single most cringeworthy thing I have yet witnessed on the net is Eklek with this shitmountain:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
The only cheesefest clip me and my twisted friend Kimbo couldn't finish! Congratulations, i'll never be the same again

And the winner iiiiiiiiiiis.... dystopianfuturetoday!!! Woooo, 2 promotes for you to do with whatever you please. Make kronosposeidon proud, won't you, pfft. And the vid he won with here:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
For me the real reason you're a winner, is changing minty's tags and renaming Bolton a talentless ass clown, but anyway thank god for your sake you didn't win with Debbie Deb! Poor issy

Quick nod to thinker for wrecking my head for about three minutes with his link change, cheers mate. And Zonbie for showing his true colours and really encompassing the whole thing by posting not one but two Hoff vids. Thanks everyone!!! I'm going away to cleanse, i'll be back this time next year. Adios

LMAO
I have more cheese on stand by...



In reply to this comment by Thylan:
Stop it. Stop it stop it stop it. This was uncalled for.

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
More Cheese
Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

I cant believe i just upvoted the Hoff twice.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'thank god you are here, josh lawson, aussie, comedy, hasslehoff' to 'thank god you are here, josh lawson, aussie, comedy, hasselhoff, hoff' - edited by Zonbie