That was going to happen even if he HAD connected. Soccer balls don't have THAT much inertia...

I like how the kid almost immediately starts plotting to work this to his advantage and switched into the "whoa is me, my NEW soccer ball is dead and YOU killed it! (hint, hint--toy store)" routine. Ah, we were such mercenary pricks at that age.

Someone needs to edit the theme song of "Team America World Police" over this video.

"America, f*&k yeah! We're to fat to kick a soccer ball now!"

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Okay, sure. I can live with that.

Certainly more interesting than feet soccer.

The United States Justice Department, F.B.I. and I.R.S. are going after FIFA corruption starting with indictments and arrest (Switzerland) of many FIFA officials. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/28/sports/soccer/fifa-officials-arrested-on-corruption-charges-blatter-isnt-among-them.html

Holy crap. Horrible what's happened and happening to the natives there.

Just brings to mind what I just saw on Vice the other night about how the $10 billion that was donated toward relief for the quake in Haiti and how that was a big money grab for developers who used the money to build soccer stadiums and zero homes, and all the people who were affected by the quake are still homeless with no electricity or plumbing, dying of cholera.

Makes donating seem like a bad idea.

It's just like having kids, only you don't have to pay for soccer camp.

I would watch Soccer if this guy commented for real.

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Yes, the investigation concluded....concluded that the kids did it intentionally and also crapped on the other teams bus after being thrown out of the soccer game earlier for 'inappropriate behavior'. I'm guessing you didn't read the rest of the article where the administration said....

I want to be clear the intolerable behavior these two individuals modeled has not and will not be accepted in LISD. We have always had high expectations for our students and hold them to those standards both in and outside of the classroom. Again, I am disheartened that the actions of these two individuals have reflected poorly on FMHS, LISD and our diverse communities.
For tonight’s game, LISD has added additional security and no signage will be allowed.


So again
Some people refuse to see racism even when its clearly, indisputeably there. The far far right are masters at it.

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs"

“Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.”

-- Mitch Hedberg

What did he do that he has to pay a fine for?

Was this over a soccer match?