>> ^blankfist:
They eat their own poo.

that's downright efficient in my book

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The inside of a dog's ear can be tattooed with an ID number to help identify the dog if it gets lost, the tattoo isn't very big. The SPCA usually tattoos the dog when it's being spayed/neutered (if it doesn't already have a tattoo), because the dog is already unconscious. They could microchip the dog but I think it's cheaper to tattoo and there is no special equipment needed to read the tattoo unlike a microchip.

>> ^smooman:
i've never heard of tatooing on dogs. I'm inclined to think that it has something to do with neutering?

Beggars and homeless people are not around because we give them stuff; they are the victims of the harsh inequalities of society, often with little fault of their own. If we don't like them "slobbering" all over us, we should do something about the causes for this, not arresting people who give them food out of sympathy. This law is just perverse and evil.

Edit: Removed quote. Sorry about that, didn't see the sarcasm.

I don't know guys. I simply can't stand it when those niggly people slobber all over my 750Li when I'm trying to get home from the course. Free meals just invite more of them.

That's fine, but I sure don't see many people here posting vids blasting Obama and a lot of slobbering over anything he says/does. The proof is in the pudding, and for the most part the sift's pudding is pure, unadulterated, apparently unthinking Obama fanboism. The stimulus package and Obama's propogandistic "Pass it now or DIE!" rhetoric should outrage any person with two brain cells to rub together. Criticism, where art thou? I only wish that Republicans had voted for it, so that when it crashes and burns the economy we as voters would finally have to guts to toss every last one of these bozos into the gutter and get some real fiscal conservatives into power.

Instead I greatly fear that in the next 4 years from now we're going to have: 1. Nationalized health care, 2. Unregulated illegal immigration, 3. Government control over salaries, 4. Nationalized unions on all businesses, 5. Government run banks, 6. Government run mortgages. Like Social Security, once the government nationalizes sectors of the economy it will never go away. At that point it won't matter if Republicans or whoever gets elected. They'll just be different foxes in charge of the same henhouse because no political party is going to voluntarily DECREASE the amount of power and influence they have. Once that happens the only possible next step is revolution and (probably) a subsequent balkanization.

I am surprised that camera wasn't covered in slobber by the time she was done with her story.

French little girls sputter a lot.

what can ya do, eh?

In reply to this comment by NinjaFish:
yeah that crap bothers me too. Without a drug war cops would be terribly bored. And what the hell is up with the freaking moral lessons cops love to preach when they're arresting some drunk, coked up, slobbering druggy meth-head. People feel bad they got caught, not wether it was right or wrong!

and that "somebody call the prison and tell them to make another bed and start cooking" part really cracked me up :-D Those cops just love their jobs dont they?

In reply to this comment by MINK:
I just HATE the way the cops get excited about finding some dude's personal shit.

"WOOHHOO!!!! a CRIME! i can't WAIT to pay more taxes to take THIS guy off the streets! Now i can let my daughter play outside the house again! Somebody call the prison and tell them to make another bed and start cooking! WOOHOOO!"

yeah that crap bothers me too. Without a drug war cops would be terribly bored. And what the hell is up with the freaking moral lessons cops love to preach when they're arresting some drunk, coked up, slobbering druggy meth-head. People feel bad they got caught, not wether it was right or wrong!

and that "somebody call the prison and tell them to make another bed and start cooking" part really cracked me up :-D Those cops just love their jobs dont they?

In reply to this comment by MINK:
I just HATE the way the cops get excited about finding some dude's personal shit.

"WOOHHOO!!!! a CRIME! i can't WAIT to pay more taxes to take THIS guy off the streets! Now i can let my daughter play outside the house again! Somebody call the prison and tell them to make another bed and start cooking! WOOHOOO!"

I don't think that the dog is a Boxer. The trampoline would be soaked in slobber if it was.

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Great post. They were drunk and transposed the words on the URL. This is correct: http://www.fart-slobber.com/

I know you said that site didn't exist, but, dammit, I went there anyways! Who could pass up a chance to see some slobber farts! Not I said the blankfist. Thanks for detailing your trip. I used to frequent Flying Js growing up in the South, and I have to admit, aside from their cheap gas and tasty breakfast menu, I also enjoyed their 75 cent condoms. Where else can you find a ribbed purple condom called the Digger? No smelly spermicide on them shits, just the sweet smell of cheap latex and friction burns.

don't need suffer all this slobber, here's the last legal drug kiddies....

There are no girls on the interweb. Everyone knows that. They don't want anything to do with the slobbering, argumentative adolescence dominant here in the system of tubes. Anyone who is posing as a girl is actually a pedophile, gay or just playing cruel games to trick the uninitiated into flirting with them.

Happy belated XX delurking day! :-P

P.S. Yea, I'm an XY.

Keeps slobbering all over my keyboard.