What are you talking about, both the penis' behind the wheels of these vehicles are probably American. Someone just fucking hates America(n).
Outmatched vehicles:
553 ft.-lbs. of torque at 2000 rpm and 310 HP (18:1 comp ratio w/dual-turbo chargers) with the Toureg

520 lb-ft @ 1,800 RPM- 6.6 liter w/300 hp @ 3100 rpm with bouncy there-

While both seem matched, the VW's the real piece of work.
Engineering be damned, the Germans pretty much extended their penises farther than any country with their fucking master -race shit.
Got to hand it to the insect-like attention to details, though....after WW2, a shitload of their engineers came to the U.S.

So, buy a Mercedes Benz and enjoy it....great car, until you need repairs...Ka-Chiniig!!

Every time I see the term "Koch Brothers" I have a vision of the Mario Brothers dressed like the Monopoly guy, grinning maniacally as they dual one another with their insanely giant penises. Anybody care to photoshop that up for me?

>> ^brycewi19:

Don't laugh, Penisdump is a serious medical condition. It's no laughing matter.


I just had a penis dump and it wasn't painful at all. In fact, it was quite uplifting and I recommend it to all those with penises.

Not only was your prior argument fallacious, but I refuted it. Now you're ignoring that and cherry picking your replies here. Seems pretty intellectually dishonest to me?

Alright, Ill answer your "refutations" then:

"Why shouldn't you suspect that decay rates could change?"

If you read my post, I explained why : Because there is no evidence that suggest it is changing, and no known physical mechanisms that can produce such change. The moon could suddenly start orbiting the other direction relative to earth tomorrow, but there is no signs, no evidence, that suggests or implies that it will, and also physics dont allow it unless it is pushed or pulled by some very large force etc.
Bottom line, change in the decay rate is an assumption of something for which there is no evidence. Thats why scientists dont waste their time suspecting this.

As for the line "absense of evidence is not evidence of absense". Well thats a poetic thing and all, but its not really true when you think about it for a little bit: for the most part, this is how we exclude things from our reality, and separate what is real or not. It is perfectly consistent to say "I really dont think this thing exist" while remaining, in principle, open minded. There might be green hairy monsters hiding under my bed, I can never know for absolute certain, but I dont THINK so, the absense of evidence convinces me there are none.

The same is true in say, particle physics, there may be thousands of different "higgs-bosons" of different kinds doing all sorts of crazy shit in physics, but again, in the absense of evidence... you cant just build your ideas around fantasies.

Do you know the geologic column doesn't actually exist in reality?
Are you alking about illustrations of the geologic column? Then yeah, I'm aware that it doesnt look like that in real-life, but the term is definately real, and yes, erosion and things like that can expose old layers to fresh air, this is of course well know in biology and geology. When I say fossils are layed down in order, I dont mean that they are all physically on top of eachother, but that the dating of the layers match with the kind of animals found in that era. IE: there are no "fossil rabbits in the pre-cambrian" as one biologist replied when asked what would truly disprove evolution.


Caylor: "Do you believe that the information evolved?"

MB: "George, nobody I know in my profession believes it evolved. It was engineered by genius beyond genius, and such information could not have been written any other way. The paper and ink did not write the book! Knowing what we know, it is ridiculous to think otherwise."

Hahaha, if that was said by an actual molecular biologist capable of finding his own ass, I'll eat my hat. This is so obviously Creo-speak from here on to hell. The first thing an actual biologist would do would be to question the use of the word "information" (I'm assuming he's asking about the information contained in DNA) in this context. Because we refer to DNA as a language and "it contains all the information needed to assemble a human" and so on, Creationists think of DNA as some sort of literary masterpiece, it seems. The truth is of course that its 4 acids spelling 95% repetetive gibberish intersped with some interesting bits that code for proteins and do actual useful stuff.

They also seems to think that (perhaps because they believe it themselves) humans existed from the get-go, and that DNA somehow evolved inside us or some shit like that. (Like one creationist who asked Richard Dawkins how we humans peed before our penises and vaginas evolved..) Anyway, like our penises, our DNA is of course much older than humans themselves, We are simply the latest iterations of a nearly endless line of attemps by nucleic acids to clone themselves by way of making an animal that does the reproduction.

I highly suspect that interview was faked by creationists , but even if it wasnt, it'd just mean that there's a molecular biologist out there who doesnt know fuck all about molecular biology and hold some strange beliefs, and he's wrong. Simple as that.


You then have the obligatory list of quotations, and what can I say?.. I can see how you think these are somehow indicating a plot or something against creationist, but honestly this is just plain quotemining.

Louis CK's rape joke is brilliant.

Because it is brilliant, I suspect it is going over the heads of those who could learn the lesson embedded in it.

He deconstructed rape. He described the sense of entitlement that some men feel about their penises and their desires. He shied away from blatantly naming it, but really he is describing date rape.

Men who get women drunk, or take advantage of women who are drunk, need to listen to this joke over and over, letting it seep into their consciousness.

This joke also describes the violent offender, the man who attacks women with a knife or a gun or their fists. But the heart of this brilliant, brilliant joke is the uncovering of the motivation and blindness of date rape.

Before anyone goes ballistic on me, let me say that women have got to fight back in date rape situations. Punch, hit, yell, push. Being frightened and meek when a guy is pushing his sexual desires on you is absolutely the "wrong" response. I know women have been trained differently, but we women have got to claim our voices and push the hell back. We women (rather insultingly) joke about men being "clueless" -- well, if you believe that, then accept it fully. Yelling NO, pushing him away, if you need to a nice head butt to the nose -- those actions will clue him in but FAST.

If women claimed that power for themselves, the rate of date rape would plummet.

>> ^jonny:

No, it was not. nochannel health anatomy
>> ^JiggaJonson:
Come on guys, get with the program! This is what the Horrorshow channel was MADE for!

"bottom line, whatever makes you scream in the dark!"
-Horrorshow description
Other examples of horrorshow channel posts placed there for a similar reason (eg they make you squeemish/jump/scream in the dark):
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Nose-Maggots-They-re-Real
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/The-World-s-Most-Terrifying-Penises-The-Leopard-Slug
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/UK-Bus-Driver-gets-17-months-in-prison-for-hitting-cyclist
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Live-Birth-of-Hissing-Cockroaches
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/SHIT-Veterinarian-Pulls-Tons-Out-Of-Incision-In-Cows-Gut
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Why-you-shouldnt-sit-in-the-middle-seat
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Dinner-Time-For-Kitty-MOST-DIGUSTING-SIFT-EVER
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Cockroach-Inside-Human-Ear-Nice-Halloween-puke-Video
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Poo-muncher-caught-on-camera

And, more distinguishably similar to the medical procedure we see before us:
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/draining-a-gigantic-spider-bite
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Pullin-Teeth-Aint-All-Fun-And-Games
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Human-Bot-Fly-Removal-from-Eyelid
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Uncle-Chuck-Had-His-Eye-Removed
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Triple-Human-Botfly-removal
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Pellet-rifle-nipple-piercing

Actually, it's because the original photo has styrofoam breasts and pregnant belly on the younger man. Seriously.>> ^Payback:

Their torsos are pixelated because gay men have huge penises and they are visible in those shots.

Their torsos are pixelated because gay men have huge penises and they are visible in those shots.

how strange is that? they talk about penises and sex, yet the beep over "dick". I'll never understand the FCC and their regulations. Also what's with the warning? They didn't even showed the thing :-)

the thing that bothers me most about Japanese porn is that tentacles are ok, but penises have to be blurred out.

You have been awarded 1 Power Point for fixing the embed code for Dead Pool video Oprah's 9000 penises ☺♥♂ ✔ pedobear remix ♬. Thank you for helping maintain VideoSift's reliability.

So if we're going by things written down then:

"Behold, every Tuesday shall be Wing night. Boobs and penises will be on display for all who desire the preference, but bums are for everyone. And so it shall be told, love whom you want, how you want, as long as you promise to get a lil' freaky. And ye shall know my power, for I have some sweet cheevo points on my Xbox. Let us all pray to the hot Cougar in the sky Lauren Graham, or for others, the silver fox in the sky, Anderson." --Bruti79 1:1 Book of Sweet Moves.

Bam, religified!

I expect to see you all at Wing Night.

Easier said than done, though far more logistically feasible than slapping someone in the face with your vagina (inflated or not). >> ^inflatablevagina:

I want a penis to slap people in the face with. That would be the ultimate argument starter/stopper.

>> ^inflatablevagina:

I want a penis to slap people in the face with. That would be the ultimate argument starter/stopper.


Heard of a "Mushroom Stamp"?

The sportscar of dog breeds: for men with small penises.