That word makes everyone think of giant penises. Well, at least me. But so does "sausage".

*quality penises!

The level of irony astounds me.

That, and to your first few sentences: I grew up. I stopped being 14 a long time ago. I treat people as people, not some overdressed piece of meat that only deserves my unwanted self-aggrandizing sexual advances. But hey, wouldn't want to "make" you think anything because that'd just be unbearable. Shame on me for, you know, forcing myself upon you.

But hey, if you got it, flaunt it, whip out those penises and let people stare!

I had to LOL when he said there were 1,000 Obamas posting penises and swastikas.

That does suck. All I know is I had about 15 videos that disappeared (one that had nearly 50,000 views) once the whole Google Plus thing went live.

I hate it all.

The top gorilla appears to be male. The narrator suggests the bottom gorilla might be male as well, which does happen in gorillas, but there's no visual confirmation within the video.

Gorillas, like lions, have relatively small penises and testes because they form highly ordered societies.

Haha.

Google's vision:

1. Do no evil.
2. Allow Hitler and Jesus to post ASCII art of penises and swastikas.

The song is further tenderized by the fact that as Rabbis, they've probably both sucked on bloody infant penises.

*nature *wtf *sexuality

I didn't know those were penises from barnacles.

"Jose" with "h" is reserved for mexicans with big penises. That's why you never hear it.
BAM!
Racist, sexist and stupid. I'm the king of internet humor!

*promote Oscar the Grouch's lower half, a Lovecraftian monstrosity consisting of hundreds of interlocking penises ~

An Androcracy is a nation ruled (exclusively) by men.
A Phallocracy is a nation ruled by penises.

Turtles do have ears, just not external ones, and they can hear.
The 200 year lifespan is absurd any species that the TMNT's might conceivably be derived from.
Only a few turtle species have worm-like portions of their tongues (used to lure prey).
Rats and turtles are vectors of disease. So are humans.
Transmission of bubonic plague from rat to turtle is not going to happen.
It's "salmonella" no "samonella".
Turtle penises don't really look like that, nor will they reach the same animal's mouth (they are impressive though).

There is more incorrect than correct about this video. It's like they googled "turtle fun facts" and decided to call that "scientifically accurate".
These animals are amazing!.. Stop being lazy; you don't need to make stuff up.

Please a bag of severed penises is much more interesting. I mean, the shock of a severed head is not to be questioned, but lifting up a bloody bag of, wait, what... Oh fucking christ. Are these human penises? Oh jesus OH JESUS. Women vomiting and men pantomiming their own loss, clawing at their crotches.

And then after that moment of horror -- only luls. Lol throughout history; all species history. It's the horror that saved existence, breaking down boundaries, the bag of dicks. All of them, horror. All of them, hilarious.

But it's just paper in there. Whew.

I would like to thank the creators of this video for adding corkscrew penises to my nightmares. It really drives home the point of "what has been seen cannot be unseen" And drinking bleach does not scrub the brain clean. Well unless you consider death as a clean brain...