*wtf *music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oui-Ofu-XHU for a musical compilation from https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/9psgu0/guy_sets_up_motion_activated_sprinklers_to_deter/e84mx79/.

They should pee in their own yards like I do with my own rural backyard.

He should have pee'd on it while barefoot.

/kick ant NO PEEING IN THE POOL!

Still hilarious, although I think the Germans would be the last folks to make fun of pee-pee tapes.

The wind beneath my pee

NBC nightly news.

I've never had an issue like this either, but I also have never gone to a busy business, set up shop, tried to use the amenities, refused to make a purchase, and obstinately refused to leave. I have been forced to make my purchase before being allowed access to the rest room, doing the gotta pee dance the whole time. You can't ignore that I'm white....but it had nothing to do with that interaction.

Why buy something if you think your friend is buying? Because you sat down and they asked you to. I've not heard anyone claim that was the case, however, nor that they made that clear to the manager.

Could be they're friendlier at your local Starbucks, since I assume it's not run by Americans. ;-)

I think the 'grief' started when they asked for restroom access but refused to make a purchase. Many locations are strict on that rule to avoid becoming a public restroom that serves coffee. Then they refused to leave or make a purchase, and were likely nasty after being denied restroom access, but even if not they were undeniably defiant of the manager, who has every right to ask non customers to leave.
It might have a race component, but just as easily might not. Jumping to the conclusion that just because they're black it must be racial discrimination is bullshit imo, and leads to insanity like people outraged at racist faucets and soap opera tv court cases.

Holy crap. WTF is that?
Attractive women can't go out in public because you're creeped out by them?!? (Super attractive? Well, 'eye of the beholder'.)
And just being near them makes men creeps?!? And Pee?!?
Why do you hate attractive and or young women?
Why do you hate men based on a nearby women's appearance?
Why would you say that, even if they had come with him?

What you're doing is 100% body/appearance shaming. Shaming them for being young, fit, and not unpleasant to look at. It sounds like jealousy, and it sounds incredibly inappropriate considering what you said afterwards. Shaming women for being attractive and fit is not supporting women in any way. Calling this a hooters is pretty insulting and dismissive to those professional, skilled, likely intelligent women, some of whom were customers.
PS: look at 3:02 for your "real women"
Where's the anger at the at least two fit, attractive men in that video?

-"I brought the common sense and facts, too. Just not eloquently or accurately"-
When you're facts and 'common sense' are inaccurate and nonsensical, you didn't really bring them.

Edit: do you have the same reaction every time you see George Clooney or DiCaprio? What disgusting creeps they must be in your eyes, since they're often accompanied by attractive women....who I guess are all Hooters bimbos, right?...and what disgusting creeps those women are, hanging out with attractive mimbos Must every red carpet be Thunder down Under? It's creepy how they manipulate women like that. You do realize they're manipulating you, right, because it's creepier if you don't.

All the super attractive women creeped me out. Too many of them. Keanu doesn't know any normal looking women? Creep. Pee. (I'm a cis woman, by the way, for those who don't know.)

I just don't think that Russians are going to require passports in Trump's Authoritarian Dictatorship.

I'm expecting an official Russian enclave in the US. Maybe just cede Virginia to them. Or any State they want really. Anything to keep the pee pee tapes and free loans under wraps.

Hey, when you gotta pee, you gotta pee!

Just a few minor quibbles....
They aren't professionals, or at least this isn't a professional stunt.
That environment isn't controlled.
That wasn't a 15 second free fall, he forgot to account for the time the sound takes to reach him...maybe a 14.5 second fall.

Also...NOPE! Some pee came out just watching, and I started making Tina Belcher sounds uncontrollably. Screw that.

Maybe it's not holding water, maybe it's holding dog pee?