OMG!

Omg it's dead! How do I fix it!

Also

I MARRIED THAT GF OMFGWOW!

omg I almost fell for it

OMG..LOL

omg... that music.

OMG, you predicted that I'd reply in a back and forth conversation.

That's the thing with conversations, you say something, I say something back, ad nauseam. It's how they work.

I'm done here when I decide I'm done. Not you.

Lol, you're butt hurt.

You attempted to shutdown the conversation but you failed.

Are you assuming I'm male?

Please, feel free to reply.

But this time, perhaps you could address my point.

Or maybe share some more opinions and try to pass them off as fact.

Try "Donald Trump crim "

Bing autocomplete has "criminal charges" and "criminal record" second and third in the search.
Google doesn't return any of those results.

Try "Donald Trump moro " or "idio "
Bing and Yahoo have predictable autocomplete hits.
Google won't complete those words at all.

This doesn't look like a scandal.

Or let me put it in terms that some people will understand better:

OMG! Marissa Mayer is the CEO of Yahoo! Yahoo backs ALEC which is a right wing public policy organization that's also backed by the Koch Brothers and Walmart.

Yahoo! autocomplete returns disparaging results when you search Hillary Clinton. Now Marissa Mayer, due to her political associations, has to prove that she has not used her influence at Yahoo to manipulate autocomplete results to negatively bias against Hillary Clinton.

Allahu Akbar, I had no idea it was said in the same way many say OMG. *promote

OmG.. Reminds me of the Nintendo allnighters at a friend's apartment in the old days. PIzza and poutine. Old NES plugged into the CRT TV.

OMG...
Damnit.
Need tissue...
Damn the feels...Back in your dark box emotions, you will not win.

OMG! oritteropo made galaxy!

Omg. Is the mistaken ban stopping people from voting?

It's *brilliant!!!

I mean, you had me at the first domesticated wolf!

OMG. What the hell do they teach kids these days?
When I was their age, I would have recognized an Edison wax cylinder or an early phone with no dial. It's so sad to me that kids are no longer exposed to historical technology. Don't they even watch Nick at Night (I'm just assuming that's still a thing)?
I bet they also have no idea what a Chesterfield is. ;-)

I'm from a post-Tinder generation too. And it looks like dudes swipe right on 95% of the profiles. Increasing the odds for sure. Then when a chick happens to swipe right...OMG its a match! shocking.