This is the deepest hole IN the Earth, not the deepest hole ON Earth.


That's Lindsey Lohan.

Meh, so can Lindsey Lohan.

Why is it people only believe poor/unknown people can change? The rich and famous must always be what they have been in the past.

Then I look at Lindsey Lohan and I kinda understand.

maybe she remembers this as her last healthy moment
http://hot-bikini.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Lindsey-Lohan-hot-bikini-bed-hd-hq.jpg

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
I frankly find it very strange that we have not heard one peep from the husband. Neither have we heard from neighbors, co-workers, or whatever. The only articles I've seen from people that know her say she's a flaky hippie-wannabe. And the "Waiter" sure didn't do her any favors with his stupid response. He might as well have said, "Yeah - she's 'keeping me warm' nights!"
The paragraphs you have dedicated to this non-story show that you are exactly the type of drone these assholes are trying to stir up in the first place.



You are worrying about shit that doesn't matter, you have no idea what you are talking about, and it's none of your business anyway. She is one of thousands sacrificing who-knows-what to be there and support OWS. She is there doing what she believes in. You aren't. She wins.

Lindsey Lohan hit her head on her garage door. Shouldn't you be on TMZ awaiting updates?

Poor Lindsey Lohan. She just can't catch a break.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

This poll is admittedly borderline - but we have a he'll of a lot of Daily Show videos on here - so I thought it would pass.

In a related whinge- must we always run the precedence test against anything posted? My kids are always ferreting out potentially impartial or unjust parental decisions. Maybe it's human nature.

>> ^Throbbin:

Very good point Tymberwulf. Awhile back I tried to start a poll about who the most influential person in world history was, and @dag removed it because it didn't fit guidelines or something.>> ^Tymbrwulf:
Ah, so the poll can also be used for useless sensationalist polls? Duly noted.
Next week's poll.
"Do you think Lindsey Lohan should go to jail?"
Followed by
"Is Brad and Angelina's relationship going to last? Have we seen the last of Jennifer?"

Very good point Tymberwulf. Awhile back I tried to start a poll about who the most influential person in world history was, and @dag removed it because it didn't fit guidelines or something.>> ^Tymbrwulf:

Ah, so the poll can also be used for useless sensationalist polls? Duly noted.
Next week's poll.
"Do you think Lindsey Lohan should go to jail?"
Followed by
"Is Brad and Angelina's relationship going to last? Have we seen the last of Jennifer?"

Ah, so the poll can also be used for useless sensationalist polls? Duly noted.

Next week's poll.

"Do you think Lindsey Lohan should go to jail?"

Followed by

"Is Brad and Angelina's relationship going to last? Have we seen the last of Jennifer?"

"Tell us what we missed."

1. Completion of the Human Genome Project in 2000.
2. Growing a new trachea from patients' own cells in 2008.
3. Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan got into a tiff in 2007, thereby altering the course of history.

Anything else?

real life zoolander- and this guy wasn't trying for it.


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/04/xtmrf7zxrmab8ei9ppudlblio1_400.gif

More losers with the same face:

Paris Hilton: http://www.gossiplist.com/blog2/archives/paris_hiltons_frozen_face.gif
Lindsey Lohan: http://trimex.us/img/$rand/lohan%20facial.gif

I should mention some of the other targets featured in Krewe d’Etat: Army Corps of Engineers,: the Pop Tarts (i.e., Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears . . . ), Hillary Clinton, sitting ducks (Bush, Cheney . . .), melting polar caps, Louisiana Road Home program, golden boy Bobby Jindal, David Vitter’s side dish, Rosie O’Donnell vs. Donald Trump (and the other folks from “The View”), NASA’s martini hour, the New Orleans assessors vote and Mayor Ray Nagin.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
LOL! Like I said, you write some of the best comments. But I think CaptWillard and raven are right, i.e., * quality stars have been given out here lately like Lindsey Lohan giving blowjobs after AA meetings.

Bwahahahahahha, LOLRPMLMAO

Nonetheless, recognition is due, and you deserve it. You're one of my favorite sifters, so keep up the awesome work.

Gawrsh (blushes)

Even if you have to whore a video by mocking my early trials and tribulations here at the Sift. It's okay.

Touche.

Hey, I hear you're on the short list for the next roast. I wonder WHOSE idea that was?

Bring it! If I were gonna roast me, I'd target run on sentences, and way too many commas, commas everywhere, and sentences that just don't end with; semi colons in the wrong place and, just, way, too many, commas (and don't forget overuse of parentheses (and paranthetical parentheses FTM))

I suppose I have it coming.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Thanks kp. I think that every knows that 'Don't give me a quality star' is code for 'please give me a quality star'. It's kind of like when you go to a birthday party and the host says, "No presents, please, just bring yourself" and then you get there and he's all like, "Hey, why are you the only one here without a present?", and UR all like "OMG, you totally said not to bring one", and he's all like........

LOL! Like I said, you write some of the best comments. But I think CaptWillard and raven are right, i.e., * quality stars have been given out here lately like Lindsey Lohan giving blowjobs after AA meetings. Nonetheless, recognition is due, and you deserve it. You're one of my favorite sifters, so keep up the awesome work. Even if you have to whore a video by mocking my early trials and tribulations here at the Sift. It's okay. Hey, I hear you're on the short list for the next roast. I wonder WHOSE idea that was?

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Thanks kp. I think that every knows that 'Don't give me a quality star' is code for 'please give me a quality star'. It's kind of like when you go to a birthday party and the host says, "No presents, please, just bring yourself" and then you get there and he's all like, "Hey, why are you the only one here without a present?", and UR all like "OMG, you totally said not to bring one", and he's all like........