"I don't want to grow up."

That is a pinpoint definition of Jeremy Clarkson in a single sentence.

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Jeremy Clarkson has seen your daughter's vagina.

"And following that remarkable bit of kicking, the Yellows went on to lose the game 9-1. In other news, Jeremy Clarkson said "cunt" on BBC2 just now."

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>> ^thinker247:
They actually drank it?!


Of course Captain Slow drank it. If you knew what he already ate, this shouldn't come as a surprise.

>> ^thinker247:
They actually drank it?!

You're not to familiar with Brit cuisine I take it?

Or haven't you seen his reviews? The man hates North America, and Americans in particular. There isn't a single thing about the continent he has ever shown any respect for beyond the scenery.

Jeremy Clarkson is an ass, there is no doubt. He'd probably admit it. And his view of America is unfair and stereotyped. But he did spend a lot of his own money to buy a Ford GT. And he credits the Ford Mustang as being the most important car ever.

>> ^Bigboomer:
>> ^Payback:
All driving a Corvette proves is Clarkson isn't used to pressing an accelerator pedal and have anything more than a pleasing sound happen. He's obviously a automatic traction-control driver.

Yes. Naturally. Jeremy Clarkson can't drive.
Or maybe it's the fact he's driven just about every car commercially available, and understands what it takes to drive them ?
But no, someone insulted a product from your country, quick throw out an insult! That'll get you respect.



" Quick! Throw out an insult! That'll get you respect! "

If you think a quick insult doesn't get you respect, then how do you explain your respect for the man himself? Or haven't you seen his reviews? The man hates North America, and Americans in particular. There isn't a single thing about the continent he has ever shown any respect for beyond the scenery. I have no respect for him, and will refuse to say otherwise. As a Canadian, I appreciate his wit, but the personality traits he has away from the camera sicken me. He's a racist lout.

I stand by my comment. You hop behind the wheel of something he loves, like one of the Lambos, and stab the accelerator to the floor, on wetted down concrete, OF COURSE YOU'LL MAKE MORE DONUTS THAN KRISPEE KREME!!

ps. Don't say I'm an American just because I disagree with you. Typical xenophobic neanderthal, just like your hero.

>> ^Payback:
All driving a Corvette proves is Clarkson isn't used to pressing an accelerator pedal and have anything more than a pleasing sound happen. He's obviously a automatic traction-control driver.




Yes. Naturally. Jeremy Clarkson can't drive.


Or maybe it's the fact he's driven just about every car commercially available, and understands what it takes to drive them ?

But no, someone insulted a product from your country, quick throw out an insult! That'll get you respect.

>> ^Shepppard:
>> ^therealblankman:
RIP, Clarkson. You fat bastard.

You do realise he's not really dead...right? >.>



Everyone can dream...

>> ^oohahh:
Nice laughtrack. Oh wait, no. Baaaad laughtrack. I like how they added a fake bootrack over the presumed two people who were filming who actually boo'd. To make it sound like a whole audience took offense to the midget remark. And then they went right back to the fake laffs. HA! hahahahahaha (hee)


Yeah. The audio was, on the whole, pretty awful.