The whole painting/sculpture thing cracks me up like Jeremy Clarkson crashing a Reliant Robin.

I never noticed how much Archie resembles Jeremy Clarkson.

Bill's only crime here was really only that it wasn't a very funny bit.

As for the "PC Police", most of the time, I think "PC gone mad" is just said by the likes of Jeremy Clarkson who are just upset that they're not allowed call people darkies or poofs anymore* but in this case it's just lazy journalists looking to drum up faux outrage.

* because that's what they are right? I mean, it's not racist or homophobic, that's just facts. Why are you all looking at me like that?

Let's see: during the incident in question, he called the produced a "lazy irish cunt" (and as much as everyone thinks it's fucking hilarious, racism against the Irish is still racism)

Then there was the "slope on a bridge" incident.

Not to mention the "catch a nigger" quote, or the mexican incident or the Indian special, during which Clarkson built a toilet into the back of a Jaguar, claiming it would be "perfect" for tourists because "everyone" who visits the country suffers diarrhoea, sparked a complaint from the Indian High Commission.

Nah.. no evidence at all.

Well, although I don't want to be too much of a party pooper, taking off is the easy part. Landing, on the other hand, takes some serious skills for something that short.

“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.”
― Jeremy Clarkson

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Recommenting after watching the full episode. Once again Joan proves herself to be the funniest female comedian currently working. She's balls out funny the entire time, so much so that Jeremy Clarkson even tells Graham to move on from his stupid BS Top Gear dvd sales and let Joan talk more. She's fucking hilarious and steals the episode. So glad Louie put her back on my radar.

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^EvilDeathBee:
Jeremy Clarkson is right, in Britain at least, the cocks have moved from BMW's and are now plaguing the roads in Audis

Exactly what I was thinking. I would've just decked this mother fucker.


I'd love an Audi, though, but i fear if i did, I'd turn into this guy. Like the Wolfman transformation

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

Jeremy Clarkson is right, in Britain at least, the cocks have moved from BMW's and are now plaguing the roads in Audis


Exactly what I was thinking. I would've just decked this mother fucker.

Jeremy Clarkson is right, in Britain at least, the cocks have moved from BMW's and are now plaguing the roads in Audis

What's amazing about this is Jeremy Clarkson still managed to melt these kinds of brakes on his Lamborghini Aventador out on the track.

Jeremy Clarkson on the corvette: "Goddamn 'Vette spins so easy, you can park one outside a store and when you come out, it'll be facing the other way,"

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^kulpims:
so, TopGear is racist on account of the Mexican jokes, and QI, following the same criteria, is not racist - how?

Because Jeremy Clarkson by nature is a fuckbrit and Stephen Fry makes up for it?


I like both of them...and Stephen likes Jeremy so I think I'm in good company

It's not racist when it's about the colonies.
>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^kulpims:
so, TopGear is racist on account of the Mexican jokes, and QI, following the same criteria, is not racist - how?

Because Jeremy Clarkson by nature is a fuckbrit and Stephen Fry makes up for it?

>> ^kulpims:

so, TopGear is racist on account of the Mexican jokes, and QI, following the same criteria, is not racist - how?


Because Jeremy Clarkson by nature is a fuckbrit and Stephen Fry makes up for it?