>> ^mxxcon:

I strongly advise you against eating a lot of cookie/cake dough. You will NOT enjoy your time in the toilet after that.


Hush. You'll spoil the surprise.

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I really really like this one: http://videosift.com/video/Voices-from-the-Field

Sometimes I watch it to be happy that there are differences made by better people than me.

Edit: And this I really like, because without the sift I wouldn't have seen it: http://videosift.com/video/Mongrel-Nation-Eddie-Izzard-on-Old-English-and-Old-England

Good stuff.

I don't really even have to make stuff up. There is so much perverted goodness in Christian mythology. Lot and his daughters, David and Bathsheba and Onan would all make great porn stories. Although, in general, God seems to prefer snuff to erotica. >> ^shinyblurry:

So this bizarre interpertation wasn't really a vehicle to share religious porn titles you've sat around and dreamt up in your spare time? Okay, turn about is fair play..
Richard Dawkings, Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris in The Big Bang
The Flying Spaghetti Monster in Oodles of Noodles
Julia Sweeney and Eddie Izzard in ewwwwww
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
This has much in common with 80's porn - The soft focus lens (smeared with holy Vaseline?), the cheesy music, the improbable story line and the terrible acting punctuating the longer hardcore theological gyrations. I think this would be more effective with Marylin Chambers and John Holmes. "Repent, heathen! On your knees and prepare to receive your new Lord and savior." You could even do a sequel and call it "The Second Cumming." How about a trilogy? "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Twins!"
I don't know. This is just off the top of my head, but I think there is some potential here.

So this bizarre interpertation wasn't really a vehicle to share religious porn titles you've sat around and dreamt up in your spare time? Okay, turn about is fair play..

Richard Dawkings, Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris in The Big Bang
The Flying Spaghetti Monster in Oodles of Noodles
Julia Sweeney and Eddie Izzard in ewwwwww

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
This has much in common with 80's porn - The soft focus lens (smeared with holy Vaseline?), the cheesy music, the improbable story line and the terrible acting punctuating the longer hardcore theological gyrations. I think this would be more effective with Marylin Chambers and John Holmes. "Repent, heathen! On your knees and prepare to receive your new Lord and savior." You could even do a sequel and call it "The Second Cumming." How about a trilogy? "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Twins!"
I don't know. This is just off the top of my head, but I think there is some potential here.

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He's awesome - I'll take the compliment!

In reply to this comment by griefer_queafer:
you look a bit like Eddie Izzard in this pic, Dag

you look a bit like Eddie Izzard in this pic, Dag

Funny stuff. Loved the imitation of a singing voice coming through a Victrola... But do I correctly perceive Izzard saying that the download is going to take a 'light-year' to finish? Did anybody else's inner science nerd balk at that usage of the term?

Mr. Izzard,

Thank you first and foremostly for your wonderful humour.

Secondarily, I would like to respectfully point out that a light-year is a measurement of distance, not time. It is the length of space that a beam of light traverses in a year. When you use it as a measurement for time a little piece of my sciency heart dies, so I would appreciate it if you could at all avoid it.

Thanks,
My Inner Nerd

>> ^deathcow:
> Eddie Izzard isn't gay.
I thought for sure he was a Mac user from this video


qft.

> Eddie Izzard isn't gay.

I thought for sure he was a Mac user from this video

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>> ^ponceleon:

I might be a male lesbian as well.


I bet you dress FABULOUS!!!

Yeah, I was wondering that. I'll change it. Thanks.
quote from wikipedia: "He dismisses claims that he is a male homosexual, saying he is "a straight transvestite or a male lesbian".
>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Eddie Izzard isn't gay.

Eddie Izzard isn't gay.

As an American raised on British comedy (Python, the Goodies, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Eddie Izzard, Ricky Gervais....) it appears that the strain of snobbery still runs deep in the English psyche. There seems to be a sense of entitlement among the upper class that its fine to be horribly rude to those you consider to be less educated. While the Cambridge-Oxford educated Python's took the upper class to task for this, I wonder if Ricky Gervais, who has working class roots, has affected this as a social climbing technique. He is very funny, and obviously very intellegent, but he is unbelievably cruel to Karl, and other people he considers to be friends. The woman and last man that Karl talks to treat him with the contempt that I find offensive.