Someone must have tied some fireworks together...

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Ahh, the Lawsuitinator-5000, my favorite firework!

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I call bullshit. There have already been over 2000 bombs detonated for testing. Though most countries stopped doing surface, ground, underwater and atmospheric tests after the NTB, that still leave a lot of bombs detonated on the surface. I had a quick look at just US tests, and in the late 50s through early 60's, we were setting them off like fireworks on the 4th of July, with almost 100 detonations at the Nevada Test Site alone between 1962-1963.

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I live in Chicago, and as a result, have a pretty good idea where those fireworks are coming from in relation to Wrigley Field, and I can only think, "Wow. It's November 2, and you have illegal fireworks laying around, presumably left over from the 4th of July when you got too drunk to finish setting them off."

Or there's the very real possibility that they had a strategic reserve of fireworks on the off chance that the Cubs ever won the World Series, which, if true, is more astonishing that any went off.

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I feel like this is a really cool technology that they haven't figured out what it's for yet. Kind of like Chinese gunpowder for fireworks.

So they're "Hoods" because they're black?

White kids play with fireworks too. What do you call them? Boys will be boys, kids blowing off steam, or something even more innocuous?

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Someone pee in your Cheerios this morning? Fireworks are fun and give a thrill because of the danger. Without semi dangerous fireworks there is very little fun.

lol why do they have firecrackers inside a Walmart. Come to think of it, why does anyone need them ever? They are obnoxiously loud and serve no purpose. This goes for the big fireworks shows too... I don't care if your kids like it, they are boring, a waste money, do no favors to wildlife/environment and upset my dog.

Right! I was going to say: Just title the video "crotch firework". Description: complete; job: done.

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Was there ever a chance of a crotch firework going right!?