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When you are finally comfortable in a relationship
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
If there's going to be a fart in a video, I want a pavement-cracking ripper louder than a ship's horn. I want a blast radius. I want weeping men and shrieking women. I want people 200 miles downwind to think Bhopal fucked Chernobyl and the offspring came blasting out of that woman's ass like The Four Horsemen riding out of Hell. I want sermons written about it. I want it commemorated in legends as epic as a Viking saga and as long-lived as The Canterbury Tales. I want it spoke of only in whispers. I want the Alpha Centuri LIGO to peg so hard that the aliens look at it and mutter, "Ohhhhhh, fuck..."
This was none of those.
This wasn't a full-on fart, it was an asterisks on a turd. This was a "tee-hee" fart, not a "OH JESUS FUCK -- EVACUATE THE WEST COAST AND CALL THE ARMY!" butt-blast. I'd be ashamed to call this one of my own; I'd wrap it in a blanket and dump it in front of the SPD station down the street so our Boys in Blue could take one look at it, sadly shake their heads, and forswear their sacred duty by tossing it in a dumpster.
Mordhaus, you promised me a fart video and you gave me two monochromatic outcomes of butter and corn syrup consumption babbling on; waddling parentheses around a feeble "pbt".
SIR, I DEMAND BETTER OF MY FART VIDEOS AND I -WILL- SEE YOU IN COURT!!
(I farted)
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
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This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 591 Badge!
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
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Seagulls majestically flock in the thousands
Cut the epic music and restore the original audio, and the majesty is going to drop by at least 100%.
Eventually it would be not so much a sound, but the overwhelming presence of the very concept of SQUAWK in your brain.
First time I've ever seen the words "seagulls" and "majestically" that close together.
Weeding the crops with laser robots
Love the epic soundtrack... would certainly be a different vibe with Yakkety Sax.
As US Withdraws from Afghanistan, Refugees Must Be Evacuated
Derp.
Just weeks ago Trump was bragging that it was ALL him, and Biden couldn't stop it even though he wanted to...Trump had sabotaged the military's readiness in the region to ensure his retreat was irreversible. Biden negotiated an extra 4 months, which SHOULD have been long enough to pull equipment and personnel if not for the fact they were both needed to facilitate Trump's retreat, and some was left behind in the unexpected rush to leave.
BTW, today Biden announced the military will remain until every American is evacuated, even if that's after Aug 30.
The RNC removed his rants taking credit from their websites, because they know his plan failed miserably and want to now blame Biden for Trump's one sided negotiations with terrorists (remember he tried to legitimize them with an invite to camp David, but realized kissing Muslim terrorists ass on live tv wasn't such a great idea after all when everyone in America loudly told him "NO!".)
Trump also left them with no process and no progress in the full year since he announced the withdrawal and released 5000 Taliban fighters with no prerequisites or punishments in the deal, and three months until his pullout date with still no plan to even get Americans out, much less allies, at least Biden is making some effort to make good on our promise to take them, although granted too little and too late. Still, his performance is head and shoulders above what he inherited, which was putting all asylum applications into the round file and pretending they weren't received, and washing their hands of any responsibility.
Epic fail...yes. ....30% on Bush, 20% Obama, 35% Trump's, 15% Biden's. Biden didn't put the opposing army back in the field without stipulations while totally sidelining the legitimate government then instantly surrender unconditionally, letting them destroy the government while we packed, closing bases that supplied support to the Afghanis....that was Trump, but Biden didn't anticipate the speed and totality of the takeover, a huge fail after seeing how fast Daesh took over.
It's astonishing anyone will work with us at all....America never keeps it's obligations unless it's convenient to do so, just ask Ukraine.
The 1/2 ass withdraw lays at the feet of Biden.
Biden had the power to delay to the point when all weapons vehicles etc is disarmed or destroyed.
Also Biden left all the helpers who should be pulled out, left being only to be raped and killed.
Now the purging will begin.
Epic Fail.
As US Withdraws from Afghanistan, Refugees Must Be Evacuated
The 1/2 ass withdraw lays at the feet of Biden.
Biden had the power to delay to the point when all weapons vehicles etc is disarmed or destroyed.
Also Biden left all the helpers who should be pulled out, left being only to be raped and killed.
Now the purging will begin.
Epic Fail.
C-note (Member Profile)
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DUNE (2021) Trailer
This is the rare "blockbuster" movie I can't wait to see. Really wish that it's a bona fide epic , not some dumb comic-booky all action, no plot non-sense.
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
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Mordhaus (Member Profile)
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Bicycle powered car
This is about 3 seconds away from "evolution in action", like, 10 times throughout.
Epic build, though!
lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale off Cape Cod
It would have been more epic if his name had been Jonah.
ant (Member Profile)
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