Can anybody that actually knows something about elks explain this behavior? Maybe somethings wrong with hims. I think it'd be funny if we're all upvoting the glee of an elk when really he's experiencing the ending stage throes of rabies.

>> ^Spork:
As usual, College Humor video won't load.
EDIT: Hey, look, a version that actually loads. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFv1bl2fto)


thanks for that, wouldn't load in mine either (firefox)

>> ^MikesHL13:
Ahhh. Maybe hunting season is over.

Or not.
If there were audio you'd hear that elk screaming, "Fuck you! Take your best shot!"

At least, that's how I'd get a drink of water if it was open season on me.

>> ^Spork:
As usual, College Humor video won't load.
EDIT: Hey, look, a version that actually loads. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFv1bl2fto)


Get a better browser.

INVISIBLE ELK RAPIST!

Your video, Happy Lil' Elk Frolics in a Pond, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

That was quite the happy lil elk indeed. heehehheeheeeeeee Excuse me, I have to go find a puddle!

Hmmm... Huskies look a lot like wolves. I think that elk should be more concerned.

lol, My mom just sent this one to me, I knew someone had to have posted it already, but I had to check, and yup, there it is - Upvote the Happy Elk!

In reply to this comment by Gibletses:
This is the cost of maintaining almost 7 billion humans. It's the cost. Pay it or perish.

When the US incorporated (1776), there were only one tenth the number of people there are now. Eliminate the factory farms and destructive ag then watch five billion people eat YOU.

For the veganoids; destructive ag (deep-till, fertilize, gm seed, irrigate, harvest, repeat) -- the process used to produce your tasty soy curd -- kills more animals than all of the factory meat production combined. Mostly through destruction of habitat. Most species extinction results from loss of habitat to farming so that you have food that makes you smug and makes other people assume you're feeble minded. (Guess what...)

In order for you to be smug behind a steamy pile of curd, thousands of animals are killed outright or die from habitat loss. The great plains now produce wheat, soy, and corn (for now...until the topsoil is gone). Do you realize how many elk, bison, wolves, foxes, voles, skunks, etc. were killed to do this? Do you know what the run-off from those crops does to streams, rivers, and the ocean? Death on a massive scale, that's what. Vegans are the worst hypocrites of them all.

I'm sorry, but your argument makes no sense. The bulk of current soy and corn crops right now are used for animal feed, in a process that only produces 1 calorie of meat for every 7 calories of vegetables used. Reducing, or removing, meat production could effectively halve the amount of farmland which needs to be sowed and maintained.

Livestock is the most ineffective way to produce food and nutrition. By reducing it you could effectively support larger populations of humans with fewer crops grown.

Just to hammer the point in, a lifestyle focused on less meat and more vegetables would require LESS farmland and agriculture, not MORE.

This is the cost of maintaining almost 7 billion humans. It's the cost. Pay it or perish.

When the US incorporated (1776), there were only one tenth the number of people there are now. Eliminate the factory farms and destructive ag then watch five billion people eat YOU.

For the veganoids; destructive ag (deep-till, fertilize, gm seed, irrigate, harvest, repeat) -- the process used to produce your tasty soy curd -- kills more animals than all of the factory meat production combined. Mostly through destruction of habitat. Most species extinction results from loss of habitat to farming so that you have food that makes you smug and makes other people assume you're feeble minded. (Guess what...)

In order for you to be smug behind a steamy pile of curd, thousands of animals are killed outright or die from habitat loss. The great plains now produce wheat, soy, and corn (for now...until the topsoil is gone). Do you realize how many elk, bison, wolves, foxes, voles, skunks, etc. were killed to do this? Do you know what the run-off from those crops does to streams, rivers, and the ocean? Death on a massive scale, that's what. Vegans are the worst hypocrites of them all.

I'll trust a person who likes their chick pulp wrapped in bacon, deep fried, smothered in cheese, and served in a bowl of gravy before I'll waste spit on a hypocritical vegan retard.

I, as another poster here, grow my own food in a sustainable manner (no-till method) and raise my own livestock in a sustainable manner. Where does YOUR food come from?

You're lucky. I have to use the Virtual Elk Lodge CD-ROM.

Elk is delicious. You lucky bastard.

>> ^griefer_queafer:
what a surreal video. that weird whistling sound in the background made it all the more effective.


That weird whistling is an elk... or someone using an elk whistle/bugle.

As for the gun barrel splitting like that, I have a lot of trouble believing the video. The barrels of modern rifles are made to withstand a lot of pressure and for a barrel to split along the sides like that it would have to have not one, but two incredibly rare flaws in the metal on each side of the barrel. Then it would have to also have an enormous amount of pressure inside the barrel.

And rasch187 is right. If it was possible for the barrel to do that, there is no way the bullet had any accuracy or power whatsoever.

Lets create as many translations of this post as possible. So the whole world will know about the dangers you speak of. Here's dutch:

Hallo allemaal LUISTER

Heb je gehoord dat ik per ongeluk een dupeof op een video heb uitgevoerd? NEE? NOU HEILIGE KOE DAT HEB IK GEDAAN!

Ik wil iedereen maar even waarschuwen hoe "GEVAARLIJK" en "IJZINGWEKKEND" en "ALS EEN BIJNA DOOD ERVARING" zoiets kan zijn.

Dit "Gevaar" ligt achter elke hoek op de loer. Laat het dupeof commando niet in de handen van TERRORISTEN vallen of de Videosift website zal niets anders worden dan een slagveld voor malloten die met elkander wedijveren om deze plek zo snel mogelijk met de grond gelijk te maken.

EINDE


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