How To Draw A Crab has been added as a related post - related requested by chicchorea on that post.

Here in Maryland crabs prefer to take a steam bath in Natty Boh. The only Sam Adams beer worth drinking is the Black Lager.

Shit mon..I was talkin' about the bottle. Sam Adams is an o-k brew-rather have crabs though, they hard to find nowadays-

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oh and I was not defending him, but sifting is sifting and I thought you were being a weiner about his sifting, not his failing as a sifter in general. I post things people do not like, he posts things of that nature, you might, I dunno..

everyone fuck off, I am going to bake crab legs and boil crab legs and see which is better, also I have rice made and some mashed potatoes. I dunno wtf goes with crab legs.... I know butter does, and butter goes with rice and potatoes so score for me on all 3 counts.

Thin red line is a fucked up movie.

HEY Shinyblurry - god does not talk to you, that voice is called intuition and conscience. that light you saw might be a brain tumor, you ever see the documentary called " Phenomenon" it had a guy named John Travolta in it .

That and most robberies happen during the day, not at night . . . when people are home. That's just stupid. Why would you wait until you KNOW someone is home to break in? No, you do it during the day.

Second, you don't even have the make a gun sound. Just yell. Done. Most robbers aren't there to kill and rape you. Matter of fact, I'd wager about 99% are not. They want easy money, that's it.

Third, as @kir_mokum said, if they have a gun you'd be dead before you can fire off a shot anyway. Assuming, of course, they were there to kill and rape you like this woman thinks they are.

Fourth, a robbery where no one gets hurt equals you get away with it. A robbery where you kill someone with a gun means they'll hunt your sorry ass down. So again, the robber wants nothing to do with other people.

These arguments just breed fear and paranoia into people. Just ask the guy in Florida who killed a door to door salesman selling crabs. Or the boy who was gunned down because he knocked on the wrong door (literally, GPS put him one house away), or the drunk college kid in my town who tried to open what he thought was his door but instead was met with a shotgun blast to the head.

So no, this is not a valid argument. Try again.

Thanks for the article. It kinda reads like an add for Jennifer Mathers' 'octopuses are smart' book. Her 2008 Consciousness and Cognition paper does a better job at laying out the most cephalopod behaviors impressive behaviors:
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1053810006001504
. Don't get me wrong; I think cephaolopods totally awesome, but I don't see the case for them being cognitive leaps and bounds above other invertebrates. The behaviors that they are capable of are found elsewhere among inverts, yet people (often encouraged by Mathers or her coauthors on that book) seem to imply they are basically eight armed dogs of the sea:

Behavioral conditioning in the lab (which Mathers likes to call "learning") - Bees, butterflies
Moving objects to close off burrows - mantis shrimp
Carrying objects as temporary refuges - crabs
Individual recognition - wasps, lobsters?, mantis shrimp.
Complex spatial navigation - ants, bees.
Learning via observation - I'm not aware of other inverts that do this, but the cephalopod evidence is also pretty weak.

Maybe there are some more recent, and more convincing results?

4:10... Two crabs fucking?

He was gonna take that camera down into his crab-lair and try and fuck it..thought it was a 'Ho-Pro' checkin' out his hole-

I've never caught crabs before, but I hear now with pubic shaving they are going extinct - Just sayin'

I was thinking the same thing....but I'm guessing they were just trying to catch video and not crabs that day.

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Didn't catch many crabs with that contraption.