Kissinger is looking like a shrivelled, dried up coconut. It was a term used by Paul Keating to describe John Howard, but I think it's apt here. Now, is there a rule that says I can't post a comment without upvoting? I don't feel strongly about the clip.

>> ^Kymbos:
Hmm... the term 'dessicated coconut' comes to mind.


Could you elaborate on this one? Desiccated Coconut is sweetened dried coconut shreds and I'm not sure how this is relevant. Also rediculous comments without voting makes you a troll.

also see http://www.videosift.com/video/Henry-Kissinger-talks-about-The-New-World-Order
for the first time he stated (publicly) that America will be losing it's national soverignty without it's consent.

Hmm... the term 'dessicated coconut' comes to mind.

Ok, so, a banana is perfectly designed by god for us humans.

Oh! I have a question! What does that make a pineapple? Or a coconut?

I don't celebrate it, and I donate money to charities in friends/family members names. I will buy my GF one nice thing, but other than that there are zero gifts purchased.

I don't decorate my house, no tree, no lights. It's just another normal day here, except everyone's quiet and the traffic is non-existent. I usually take this time to travel locally, and this year is Hawaii for a few days, by myself, on the beach, with a fucking coconut.

Thank you baby jesus!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'chocolate, sprinkle, landscape, sandwich, candy, coconut' to 'chocolate, sprinkle, landscape, sandwich, candy, coconut, butter, dutch, wim sonneveld' - edited by Eklek

Have a glass of Kryptonite, Clark

Liquid Kryptonite recipe:

3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 splash Vodka
3/4 oz Coconut Rum
3/4 oz Spiced Rum
3/4 oz Pineapple Juice

Kryptonite Directions
Combine ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. ( I guess you could add a touch of green food coloring for show )

5. Make sure the coconuts are properly supported so they don't move.
6. Place something soft where your hand would go if you miss the coconuts. Metal hurts.
7. Don't choose coconut hand smashing.

I think he fell just short of the Coconut Hand Smashing world record. The current record holder completely smashed his hand with just 7 coconuts, and it took this guy 8.

It wasn't hitting the coconuts that got me, it was missing the coconuts and slamming his hand repeatedly on the iron I-Beam that made me go "ouch".

My hand hurts just watching that. I'm guessing the guy didn't buy the coconuts themself and so they were harder than he's used to? Or did he just miss the sweet spot eight times in a row?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

Your ninja-coconut video is a dupe of this:

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-NOT-to-break-a-world-record

Sorry. I swear I'll make it up to you somehow. But not how you want. I'm only offering sex this time.

Um... Yeah... that's pretty amazingly stupid.

I can not remotely fathom breaking a coconut with my bare hands. Is it even possible? Or is this some kind of cruel setup?

>> ^LittleRed:
Holy cow, maatc - you talk faster than any German I've ever met.

Ditto- and I've never met a German before.

@maatc- Way to pull out a Pulp quote! I do that once in a while but people usually don't get it and I look stupid. (E.g., any time I taste something good, like, oh I don't know, say a taster of Thai Coconut Soup with Tempura Sunflower Sprouts, I say "That iiiis a good Thai Coconut Soup!")